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@aghagba, naso

@mitchelle, lol, no oh, thats not my middle name oh. Gobe ke

@valdes, hehehe.. Dont be too sure oh.

@Neduzze, guy, you have some explaining to do oh. Shey you know?

@faithgokz, aiit, I stand corrected.

I hope you all went to church?

Anyway, NEW UPDATE IN A BIT.

@Yemi, I dey tells you!

@sizzles, eshe jhur, not realy my fault tho, I use an 'autocorrect' software to type and it somehow always changes my 'pores' to 'pour'

@omotayo , lol.. Abi oh, maybe d dog swear 4 me.

@young, thanks bro. Jerusalem, here I come.

@shedys, honestly speaking, Im totally elated and flattered, thanks for whining me bro.

@babie, 'thus my predicament'

@simplifier, see this girl oh, na the pin you wan send am to? I thought its account number u shud be asking for?

@faithgoks, story of my life.

@ms spaqs, you dont seem to be happy about that, anyway, you are welcome.

On that note, good morning to you all, thanks 4 the encouraging comments and corrections. Love you all. So am off to church, see y'all later, more updates would come later in the day.

PEACE

tetemu: Bookmarked

lwkm, yu bookmarking when the story is over. Like seriously?

Evergreen4: Hmmm, Finally I just read d last sentence,av been reading this story since yesterday, chister U ARE THE BOMB, but wait Ooo, u mean all those incidents in sch happened only in year 1, hw will year 2,3and b 4 be na. Thumbs up guy, keep d updates flowing...

lol.. Like seriously, I wonder too oh. Welcome on board bro. Thanks

**continuation**

'Ermm, I didn't say I was in the school yet, I said I'm seeking admission there' She replied, kinda getting pissed at my statement.

I wanted to push it and ask more questions but reasoned it would be better to just change the topic to something more 'erotic'.

'ok, good luck with that, I hope you even get admitted self, so I'll show you the around PH' I finally said.

'hmm, me too oh, I've been at home for a whole year and it ain't fun atall'

'yea, I know that feeling, don't worry sha, I'm sure if the people at admission office see your passport they would definitely admit you because of your beauty' I flattered

she just smiled in response.

'so back to knowing eachother right?' I asked, trying change the topic

'yea'

'so am from a family of four, and am the last kid'

'hmm, no wonder' she replied

'no wonder what?' I asked with undivided interest.

'nevermind' then she continued.. 'am from a Family o....'

'wait wait oh!, you must tell me what you mean by 'no wonder' I interrupted.

'hmm, its nothing serious. Its just that there's how the last kid of a family act, and you act like that'

'Hmm, how do I act?' I asked getting more curious. I had to know if it was a good or bad thing.

'I don't know, lets just say you act like you are above other people'

'asin I act pompous?' I asked with an eyebrow raised.

'Na, not exactly. You know what? Just forget it'

'hmm, ok... So?' I agreed reluctantly.

'cool, as I was saying, am from a family of six, and am the third kid' She replied.

'wow, six? From how many mothers?' I asked, teasing her

'How many do you expect? One na'

'then your dad must be C.Ronaldo, a wonderful striker' I teased, smiling

'you are not serious' she replied, giggling. The tapped my chest in a rather seductive way.

'hmm, so this is how girls of nowadays seduce innocent boys like me?' I thought.

'so I've been doing all the talking since, why don't you tell me something random about you?' I asked

'hmm, ok.. Ermm, I'm single' she replied.

'wow! You don't know how to lie oh' I said in doubt.

'am serious, I broke up with my EX last month'

'why? If i may ask'

'nothing really, lets just say we weren't meant to be. So how about you?' she paused, and noticed I didn't get what she meant, so she continued 'tell me about your girlfriend'.

'wait oh, wetin make this girl think say I get babe?' I pondered

'I'm single too. What made you think I had a girlfriend' I asked.

'haha, guys! You all would never change. If you all are single who are your girlfriends dating?' she asked, rather rhetorically

'I'm dead serious. Am as single as possible. I just haven't found the right person' I lied to make myself look good.

'right person? What do you mean?'

'I don't know, most girls just lack what I look for in a girlfriend'

'and what might that be?' She asked pulling closer to me.

'A good heart just...' I pushed towards her and whispered in her ears 'just like yours'

And that alone did the whole magic! She fell for my legendary 'whisper something romantic in her ears' trick.

Before I could say 'ms spaq' or 'simplifier' she had her lips perfectly placed on mine, and as a sharp guy, I slipped my tongue in to her mouth and you know the rest.

One thing led to another and pieces of clothes were being thrown at different corners of the sitting room.

Then just when I was about to... She held me and said;

'Micheal wait!. I can't do this'

But at that moment my ears weren't working properly as I kept on sucking and kissing the kissables.

'Micheal! I said stop!' she screamed at me this time. Automatically I got back my ability to hear.

'stop? Bu.. Bu... But.. Why? Have I do... Doone something wrong?' I stammered.

'No, not atall, Its me actually.'

'what do you mean? You ain't doing anything wrong na' I asked, and I could feel my D getting harder while my sweat pores were getting more active as floods of sweat flowed out of it.

'I'm still a virgin, and I'm not ready yet'

On hearing this I almost said;

'God punish your papa! Na why you come they send me signs since?' But I just kept quiet and in order for me not to do something I might regret later, I stood up and said;

'Please leave my house' politely

'but micheal I..'

'shey cotton wool dey your ear? I say make you dey go!' I raised my voice at her. Trying to avoid looking at her nakèd body.

'Micheal, I'm sorry its just that am..'

'who asked for your explanation? I said getout!'

'Micheal dont do..'

'vrooooommmmmm!!' a car suddenly made a sound from outside.

I knew who it was but needed to confirm, so I went to check through the window and my doubt was cleared.

My dad just entered the compound with his other car and I knew I had entered my own.

Firstly, the gen was on. Secondly, there was a näked girl in the sitting room and thirdly I dint open the gate for him, so he probably opened it himself.

I looked at näked Tenny and just sat down on the floor and muttered under my breath...

'I DON DIE'

TO BE CONTINUED

Phew! It wasnt easy but I did it. NEW UPDATE IN A BIT

Ms Spaqs: Ahan Ginger is just showin dat she cn also b jealous na,if Tenny leaves its Ginger dat will remain o.

come! Wetin you dey try talk? :@

@bryan, no worry. The updates would still be comming, I'll use the ps3 to clear my head, when I'm outta ideas.

@emma, hmm, realy? Its the normal lenght oh, I dont know why it seems small to you.

@cousim, Im not referring to the lowcost houses.

@Ij, chistar's suspence. *winks*

@ms spaq, thanks jhur, dem no know say na me dey sweep all the markets for my area on saturdays

@nasprada, why you like to dey threaten me with amadioha?

@bryan, thanks bro, am flattered. On there news, you can send your ps3 to me o, since its been rendered useless for the time being.

@yemi, fingers crossed.

And on that note. Good evening to you all.

PEACE.

**continuation**

'Ginger! Ginger! Cage!' I screamed at Ginger who was already accelerating towards Tenny.

On a normal day, when I say that, Ginger would wag its tail and reluctantly go to its cage, but today seemed to be an abnormal day, because it kept on walking closer.

Tenny was getting rather scared as she kept on surveying the compound and I assumed she was looking for the best place to run to if Ginger eventually attacks.

Frankly speaking, I was quite scared too for a minute, not because it may bite me, which them never born am well to try, but I didn't think I had the money to pay for her medical bills if things got out of hand.

'I thought I told you to cage your dog?' Tenny asked while standing behind me.

'did you? I thought you liked dogs self' I acted like I didn't read the whatsapp message.

'like dogs ke? I hate them. Well hope yours don't bite oh'

I nearly said;
'mumu! No oh, it would just lick your leg' but held mouth and said;
'Ermm, It bites oh, but don't wo...' before I could complete the 'worry' she had already unlocked the gate and run out.

I couldn't hold the laughter that was already choking me, so I busted and laughed out loud.

I followed her outside and tried apologizing but she seemed too angry to listen to me as she turned and started walking away.

I wasn't ready to let her go yet so I ran after her and begged more. She didn't bulge until I threatened to knell down right in the middle of the road and beg her more. And that worked because she wasn't ready to attract so much attention.

We both walked back to my house and I asked for a minute to go and cage Ginger.

This time I meant business and was ready to use violence on Ginger since dialogue wasn't working.

I picked up a rake that was placed carelessly on the floor with the intention to beat the living hell out of Ginger.

'Ginger!! Cage!!!' I screamed one more last time before I used violence.

Just like Ginger read my thoughts and saw I wasn't kidding anymore, it ran to its cage and hid its face.

'God just saved you' I murmured to myself as I walked towards the cage to lock it incase the stupid dog had a secret agenda.

Moments later Tenny and I were in the sitting room and the Ginger issue was history.

***

'So this is where Micheal lives?' Tenny asked rhetorically in a suspicious tone.

'Yes oh, this where I live. What can I offer you? Water, juice or soft drinks?' I asked, listing the available options.

'Water would do, thanks' She replied modestly.

'you sure?' I asked

'yea. Most juice and soft drinks have artificial preservatives which on a long run could be really poisonous' She replied.

'nawa oh, who asked you for all this plenty grammar?' I asked, teasing her strange reply.

She just smiled, so I left to get the water.

Power Holding Corporation of Nigeria (PHCN) is truly famous for one thing and don't ever fail to live up to thier name, Holding Power. They truly hold power and don't release it. There wasn't light and the weather was hot, really hot.

So I switched on the generator, risking the fact that my dad would skin me alive if he found out I switched it on in broad daylight for no justified reason. But it was a risk worth taking, as Tenny was quite impressed at my hospitality, and that only meant I was a step closer to getting what I truly wanted.

I eventually joined her on the couch and started a conversation...

'So do you realise all I know about you is your name and your sister?' I asked

'Hmm, isn't that enough?' she asked

'Nope, its not, considering the fact that we have quite a history' I replied,a referring to the BJ ish.

'hmm, history? What history?' She asked purposely avoiding eyecontact.

'nevermind sha, just tell me something I don't know about Teniola' I replied, avoiding the question.

'Ok, Firstly, I thought I told you to call me Tenny?' She asked now smiling.

'Ermm, oh, am sorry about that. Tenny.'

'good, so what exactly do you want to know?'

'ermm, your nameS, school, level, age, likes, dislikes.. Just basic stuffs like that Na'

'Hmm, ok. Lets do it this way. You tell me something about you and I'll tell you my version of that same thing' she replied.

I chuckled at her idea but agreed anyway.

'So my name is Micheal Odoh, but a close friends call me chistar' I started.

'Hmm, so am I close enough to call you Chistar?'

'that depends on how much I get to KNOW about you today' I replied emphasizing on the 'know' , and winked at her.

She figured I was talking dirty but decided to play hard to get and replied;

'Ok, good luck with that. Anyway, am Teniola Adetilewa' She replied.

'Hmm, ok. So, I school at uniport, studying managements and I'm in my second year' I wasn't really in 200lv yet, but would be when school resumed.

'nice! Am even seeking admission there'

'Really?' I asked surprised

'Yea!'... 'For political science' she added

'Wow, but I thought they have released some lists?' I asked, to check if she was lieing.

'Ermm, I didn't say...'

TO BE CONTINUED

princesa: ah you wan kill me be that

*kneels down*

please my handsome bobo, no report me abeg, i still get more life to live, pikin to born and story to write, please and please


i don beg you oh

lol.. Oya no pee, it aff do. Just 4 d record, modify the post to a '.', just incase.

princesa: my brother, i go finish am oh......and me dey look Sunday as the day i go drop the bomb, then close the door for that story

abeg, keep am as a secret, incase i fail, that's why i dey run from that thread, make person no come stone me knife for nothing

lol. Hehehe, i'll quote this post and update it on yur thread. Oya beg me

@luvlystar, lol. Ermm, I'll update more 2mao or before I sleep, pending on if I get the ginger to type, no promises made tho.(not talking about my dog oh)

@Popowa, thanks

@hpk, you funny oh, dem tell you say I get that kind power?

@gandy, y na? I love dogs oh, even though they could be a pain in the äss atimes.

@saint, we go soon know.

@sizzles thanks, welcome on board.

@simplifier , I dey tell you oh!

Hian! What is you people own? The babe say tori don finish una still dey ask 'Is that all?', she put 'THE END' in bold font and una no wan hear word, nawa oh. what else do you pipo want?

Abegi princesa, nice work jhur, I didnt follow from the beginning nor bothered reading all the ealier updates, I just continued and yet I understood and got glued, it takes a good writer to make that possible to a lay reader like me. Anyway kudos and if you feel you want to write another story dont forget to PM me the link or better still post it here. WE ARE ALL FANS of yours.

PEACE.

MY OPINION.

**continuation**

Ok, since am not allowed to type stuffs with explicit contents here, and am a law abiding writer, I'll just spare you guys the full gist and censor it down to six direct words;

'SHE DID IT & I LIKED IT', who wouldn't anyway?

With that said...

The bash ended in the early hours of the morning, the guest left but I and Dominic stayed back and spent the rest of the morning in Hassy's house.

Back to my story...

One week Later.
Tuesday, 2:53pm

So I was bored and home alone, again, then as usual, my mind starts wandering;

'Where all this people for this house they go everyday self? Them go just they leave only me and Ginger for house. Wetin I go do now?... Dominic no dey and Hassy don carry hin two left legs go school, finally. Wait oh! I never even call this girl wey Dominic give me hin number since last week, make i call am either she go fit come my house'
Ginger BTW is my dog.

*Dials Tenny number, picks almost immediately*

ME: Hello?

TENNY: yea, Hi?

ME: ermm, what's up?

TENNY: am fine, please who am I speaking with?

ME: Its Micheal

TENNY: (trying to recall) ermm, Micheal? Micheal from?

ME: Micheal Na! Hassy's friend, chill am I speaking to Tenny?

TENNY: Oh, Micheal! Asin that Uniport guy?

TENNY: (Uniport guy? Who told this one I school at Uniport?) Yea, exactly. Is this Teniola... Sorry Tenny?

TENNY: yea its me, am sorry for the JAMB questions, I don't have your number on my phone

ME: No p, I even just stole your number from your sister's phone yesterday, she didn't want to give me

TENNY: hahaha, Ole, don't mind her sha, she can over do the 'elder sister's thing times

ME: Hmm, well its expected. So what's up na?

TENNY: am just there, kinda bored

ME: Eeyaa, sorry babes, but you know what? I'm bored too, I was wondering if you...

MTN: (Interrupts call) Dear customer, you have less than one minute of call left.

'God punish una papa!' I curse MTN.

TENNY: Hello? You there?

ME: Yea, I don't have much airtime left can we talk later or chat online?

TENNY: Ok, no qualms, just text me your pin, I'll add you up

ME: *giggles* Na, am not on BBM and don't do the BIS thing, I'm into the AIS level

TENNY: AIS? What's that?

ME: Android Internet Service, don't worry sha I think I spotted you on my whatsapp list, Ill message you right away

TENNY: You are a case, ok, thats cool too sha. I'll be expecting, bye

ME: Yea, bye. Talk to you later.

*hangs up*

I quickly open the whatsapp and search for her on my contact and send a message.
She replies almost immediately.

After much beating around the bush and purposely avoiding the BJ incident at the party, I finally hit the point and ask her to come over and she reluctantly agrees after I literally had to beg her.

***

History repeated itself as I broke the world record for sweeping and arranging a house. The former record was set by me at school when Ify came over for the first time, and now I just broke my record with minus 5 minutes.

When I was done, I could see my reflection on the tiled floor and I smiled at a work well done.

I had far settled in my bedroom just toying with my phone, when I got a whatsapp message alert. Naturally I check it and see its from Tenny, it says;

'I'm at your gate, better cage that your dog before opening the gate'

I just smiled and grabbed a shirt then headed outside to bring her in. But...

Unlike most nigerians who name thier dogs anything just because its just the way its meant to be done, we didn't act that way. We gave Ginger Its name for a reason;

'The dog too dey happy and ginger unnecessarily'.

I majestically bounced out of the house, into the compound and then Ginger chooses the most wrong time ever to play hide and seek with me.

I whistled and screamed its name for minutes but all to no avail, so I try chasing the stûpid dog and catching it, but it ran under my dad's car, which is beyond my reach.

'If I catch you today, I swear I'll sell you to that calabar man who lives down the street' I scream to the dog who didn't seem to care. He probably knows its just an empty threat.

'where are you now?' Tenny sends another message.

At this point, I see violence isn't working so I swallowed my pride and resulted to begging my dog, MY OWN DOG! Can you imagine?.

'Ginger... Please come out and go to your cage, I'll give you twice your daily meal this evening' I try bribing, but the dog still isint moved by that neither.

'hmm, ok bye!, am going!' Tenny sends the third message.

I pondered over it and decided to take the risk, afterall all Ginger has done is bite like 4 people, maybe he won't even attack Tenny. I encourage myself.

I run to the gate and open it, luckily she was yet to leave, I just apologised and invited her in.

Before I could lock the gate and turn, Ginger is already out of the car and walking toward Tenny at a slow scary pace.

BTW ginger is female German Shepherd breed, and a wise man once said;

'Never underestimate a female dog'

TO BE CONTINUED

@values, ok sir.

@nabsprada, thanks a mill, am flattered.

@Ay, lol, like seriously? And you haven't been fired yet? I think I'll like that kind of work oh, maybe you can hook me up?

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[quote author=Mynd_44]He has been unbanned since Saturday.[/quote]oh! Really? Hmm, ok, I stand corrected then. In that case I Guess Mazi is truly out. What a loss.

HumbledbYGrace: has his bhan hexpiled?

He gafe hup hon hus lemember?

If am right, his ban is for 6days starting last week saturday, so we he has 1 more day 2go.

Popowaa: Chistar u are a STAR

lol, because my name is chiSTAR right?, no worry i'll soon change my name 2 chiSUN, lol

@ms spaq, y yu come dey do like say yu sabi am? Lol

@emma, the badder the better (pardon my grammer)

@madawaki, aiit, its nyc 2 av yu back, hope all went well?