That awkward moment when you bring home a woman you want to marry (from the same village/town) and your parents tell you can't marry her.
You ask why, and they say its beacause your great great great great great grandmother and her great great great great great great grandmother were cousins.
And you're like, "whaaa?"

Fiwasayo:
Waiting for her to trend like Olajumoke#

You go old.

Gone are the days when young girls were afraid of getting pregnant and shaming their families.
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Recently its been all about aborting the foetus, or dumping the baby somewhere after giving birth to him/her.
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Now this one happened recently, in my area, a girl that got pregnant and gave birth to a bouncing baby boy last year, decided to sell the baby.
It happened that her mother, who had been taking care of her because she didn't even know the father of her child) came back in the evening, and received the news from her that her baby was stolen at the market.
The woman raised an alarm and people gathered, when they heard the story, they asked her why she didn't tell anybody or try to do anything about it.
After much cajoling, she finally confessed that she sold the baby.
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MY PEOPLE, PLEASE WHAT IS THIS WORLD TURNING TO?
Tufiakwa!!!

I can only see "fallen heroes".

killjoy:

brainwash you say? such a poor choice of words

Whatever. at least you understood my point.

killjoy:


lolsss. do u see me pointing a gun to niggers head to kip him away from marriage?? I didn't copy n paste. plagiarism is a cardinal sin wer I come from. tnx for ur validation.

Lol.
You dont actually have to point a gun at someone to force them to do something, sometimes it only takes a post like this to 'brainwash' some people.
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They are all beautiful. but as you're advising us, hope you've visited those places yourself.

Lol. That him son fine nor be small.

Let me gain the admission first, so I can also realize its not all about gaining the admission. God help me.

Obioraaa:
10. I can't date a guy like obioraa ... I mean, what is wrong with you ladies sef.. I need a girlfriend.. I'm practically and otherwise single to stupor.. Please, anyone that wants to be my girlfriend can contact this number 080666326666 please.. Before I die


Criteria... Must be female, 2 eyes, 2 hands, 2 legs.
.. That's all

Lol.

Qualer:

so you like it when it's smoking hot abi? correct girl!!

Na you know. I'm a virgin, ion what you're talking about.

TrapLORD:

Ofcourse. I can't let u downgrade the entire male folk just like that!

Some of us fork like champions u know?

Okay. I concur

TrapLORD:

And just draw a conclusion like that??

Lol. Is it affecting you?

TrapLORD:

Just fork me first

Aii. but sorry, I'll pass.

TrapLORD:
Don't conclude till u've forked me

Lol. what's the difference?

Living in bondage part3.

5years is too long na! ah ahn, which excitement go remain again? BTW, sex is overrated.

WaffenSS:


No one claimed they're saints. But we all know Christian girls are way more immoral.

If that fact hurts you, go take a dive off a rocky cliff.

Gerrarahia mehn.

ashewoboy:

why i go lie? Sheee anybody know me for here ni?

Lol. na you know.

daretodiffer:


Yeah

Wait for me, let me put in my bomb vest

I am coming to visit you in your home.

Lol. I am covered with the blood of Jesus, no weapon(not even you and your bomb) fashioned against me, shall prosper.

daretodiffer:

You are also a joke
Chizzymaris come and see your brother o

Better leave Nl and go and sleep, cos you would soon commit suicide. Besides thats what you guys are good at, suicide bombing.

Scanning....
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Lie detected.
OP you dey lie. You fell for the girl joor. Why you come dey lie give us like this?

daretodiffer:

You are a joke

Just like you are.

daretodiffer:

I am not going to even argue with you
I know what I am:-
Ode!

Is it me that dont know what I am? . . Bigger Ode!