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Truckpusher:
That kind bag dey make man run leave girl for cinema come dey form emergency call.

I swear down

Luedave:
blind bat...tiatus bag wey no fit carry 1kg semovita.. Maybe d last time u visited her, yu forgot ur medulla oblongata insyd

See this my guy oh!!!!
First I don't visit chicks ehn...its the other way round.
My bro no use small eye look woman bag oh....I'm sure other guys can testify. That red bad that is there can carry the entire shoprite + half of Sweet sensation. She go still get space for transport fair that you will give her.

Sleekyshuga:

Na me you analyze like this?

Diaris God .

Sweets I fit? Dem born me well? I no fit analyse u na...you no be chemical project na.

But on a lighter note sha, 'you are one monicker with a very pretty DP'....lemme not say u are pretty because we don't know which is which on NL anymore.

Just the pic that is confusing

Enegod:
maybe she is one inch above soil level

Haba bro...na Quadrant for ecological studies?

Truckpusher:

Those kind of bags that will make u change dating location before she go buy the entire Dominos put for inside bag go house.

Luedave:
e be lyk say dis man ran away with ur money

Hehehe no oh, he didn't oh, he is my hommie joor..

Sleekyshuga:
OP looks 16? How did you see his face ?
What he have there is a lady's picture..

So sorry dear.. I had exams today, and at such, I was occupied..

Happy Birthday to you...
Lots of good things are yours
from now onwards..
Wishing you long life and prosperity..

This your dp shaa...its confusing...

Viewing from top..you look like a tall lady.

Viewing from down, u look kinda brief....all in all you look good but that your handbag near the aloevera plant is big oh. You could actually put a deep freezer, an atm machine and a mikanno 15KVA generator inside it. Big scary bag!!!

Luedave:
carefulll dat man may be old enough to be ur grandpa oooo *tongue*

Na him sabi,...He is that old yet he wants to bleep this wogly underage OP!...

His head is 'gbig'!!!!!.... joooor!

Ikennailex:
so ur saying ur body must decay one day?

The ways of God are not the ways of men. What my bible made me to understand though is that this body is inherits sin and imperfection from birth. It will die someday but will be resurrected back by God to take its place in God's kingdom.

Whether it will decay or not is not my business as the bible doesn't place emphasis on that.

Deejavuu:
;
Be nice please..

That's me being nice oh

Johnnoah1st:
CHAI!! SEE INSULT, O BOY U WICKED OOO, HAHAHAHA

No be insult say u tell big head say e head big na.

Ok now take a look at the OP's picture, then look at that guys picture then imagine the two of them come join their gene born pikin!!!! Chiiiiisos!!!!...

Na that kind pikin dem dey put for basket, then push enter river make water carry am go!!!

Ikennailex:
they are preserved by God cos of holiness.instead of arguing,why not try to be one of them,afterall its a good thing.

Nobody is arguing with you. Don't just come online to deceive with your misconstrue of the scriptures.

You know me not, neither do you know my relationship with my God whose name is Jehovah(YHWH).

Ikennailex:
those dry bones were in old testament.after Christ came,no truly holy person decays at all.be warned,God bless

How do you know who is truly holy?
That's for God to determine in the end.

sandrannna:
If u cannot upload ur picture, don't ever mention me again. Ugly girl.

Hi, is that u on your dp? Did you bleach? Cos your neck's colour is different from your face's colour. Then your ears side have another colour entirely.

Then the breast looks like its getting tired already as it is facing south.

Its not good oh..take care of your body na...haba!!!

moment5:
MissClassy n Sandranna that's uncalled for,You girls should chill....Sandranna go to my profile n view my pics, if You like it hit me up.

Oboy thank God say ur mother born u when she did oh. Na siamese twins u for just be cos e be like say another head been don dey form from this your head!!!
Wth is that? Chisos!!! Edwaaaaaaard!

nobosaba:
Meeee

I swear u no just try at all. U be armed robber before? Who tear your eye?
Worse u come carry Aba polo wear!!!! Niggur behave!!!!

Dry bone will rise again. God doesn't have to preserve our body to raise us from death....he can actually reform my body even from the air.

This is why His name is Jehovah!!!

Story.... In the End, its just God and who knows you!!!...have you not seen a situation where people pass tests, blast interviews and other people go to for resume the same job??

Men its God and who you know!!!

Outstanding Humility is a virtue..... Every man desiring to grow must be extremely humble

OP don't mind people who say its normal. A normal man should be able to go 3/4 rounds on the spot. Even after 'creaming', John wouldn't go totally weak and fall off, it will reduce its toughness but still retain its weight enough to penetrate a few times before it regains its rigidity and toughness again (which takes about 15 seconds of constant thrusting).

My advice start doing real exercise daily. Sweat a lot, drink a lot of water and most importantly reduce your carbohydrate/sugar intake.

You can add bitter herbs like dogoyaro or bitterleaf water to your daily intake to help speed up the process.

Beckybeky:
@dacruz,

Thank u very much for ur wise words. U know, one can't help but begin to feel dat somtin is wrong with u when these employers continue to keep mute.
U sit for an interview, perform well but 6 months after u are still waiting and hoping that they at least say ok u did well or otherwise.
Its really nerve-racking.

I've been here dear, its not a nice place to be.
Most times its background politics.

dancruz:
@ Op....
In life, you win some and loose some.... Maybe u havn't won the right one for you just yet. Its not always a problem of the candidates, so many times, d dirts in recruitment process makes a candidate feel less worthy, but in actual sense, backyard politics has been played.
For Some, management issues u probably ain't aware of delays calls. I have had an experience where after medicals, I was kept waiting for almost 2yrs, but got called eventually. Can't even begin to mention the other recruitment exercises I have been successful and still waiting to hear from HR.
So, my dear!!! Never u looked down upon urself as if u havnt done well....yes, I knw there are always rooms for improvement, but so many times, d real prob is from the politicized organizers!! But then.....Keep pushing, something good will get to u soon!! Cheers!!

Best post of the year.
Spot on.

veegirl:
They've contacted me. They sent me an online survey. Who else was contacted?

But you said you didn't attend.
Lol.

Babatunde Raji Fashola

She should move on God dammit!!!
Na by force again?

The sad thing is that its the real humble hardworking igbos that will be affected.

The useless arrogant pride filled nonentities who live outside Nigeria will be there causing problems and making unnecessary noise!!!!!....

That Kanu or Kalu of a guy will not be present to face the troubles when it starts.....Just like Ojukwu was in abidjan when things went sour and millions of innocent igbos were killed.

Ojukwu lived a happy life, even married a tukunbo beauty queen Bianca (someone a yoruba outcast son FFK had bleeped black and blue)..... Savages!!!












Looking for trouble this morning

Savages.
Like the girl cares!!..... U know where that girls legs would have entered?

Tinubu and Obj must share the same forefather
The late Aremu Adewowo I.S. Ugly

You will be shocked that many Ladies will contact him!!!...