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MzMayD:
Ready to meet anyone baby


so far I've got the 18.......

Story! Like your leg is even up to 18

Luedave:
shoroniyen..... O fi ori gba eso ni

Se tori mo so oto oro fun en. Ko si wahala, ma selfservice lo, wa fi owo ara re se ara re le se to ba ya.

MzMayD:

fool !!!

Avrei dovuto dire buonanotte ora, riposare bene amici

MzMayD:
Are you sure ?


well can I say something ?


your 18 inches got me thinking

Stop thinking hey...thinking about it will only get u to meet one red guy with two horns on his head and he has a tail with an arrow head.
He carries a big Fork!!!

You know him? Hope you like barbecue?

MzMayD:
18 inches what !!!
erm.........

what were we saying el caballero

I didn't say nada

Luedave:
is dat how u prepare hotdog?? i



Hope



Some of


You



Aint self



Servicing




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Warris self servicing?
If you like kill yourself in your room....u will runaway from sex and punny when the time comes. No worry, when you get a good job, a goos apartment, a nice ride and you live on the island, ph or abj......u will run from punnies to the extent that thought os self servicing will be like poison to you.

Give it time, u will see!

UnknownT:
Breaking News:
Truckpusher finally comes out "of/from" the closet, declares his love for chm11with this words "what do you want ? my love 
Oya come chop one serious hot kiss - Don't tell MzMayD that I kissed you eh."
Cc: Barcanista

Yeeee shehuma yakusa micasa mendolahim
Haaaaaaaaa shiborama lemmero lemmera

Lord put this one in the middle when Sango and amadioha decide to test their thunder against each other.

Amin amin.

MzMayD:
so CHM11 is she


interesting

No be only she..na sha!!!!

If God had made me a woman, I would have synthesized a 18 inch d1ck in my lab using soy oil, porcelain, polyurethan and pork!!!!

How can I be without a d1ck!!!!....it just doesn't feel right!!!

Truckpusher:
what do you want ? my love

Oya come chop one serious hot kiss - Don't tell MzMayD that I kissed you eh.

You dey craze? Who you dey kiss? Niggur that's so gay!

Yeeeeeeeeee!!!!! Shiboskaranmamda skura
Kashimasu minamasu teku heloha yehusha
Hashamakara skigrekula metula mekusa

I bind and cash every detachable or undetachable d1ck from my butt!!!! Any truckpushers d1ck or any miscellaneously random dick fashioned against my butthole, I strike with the thunder than Sango and Amadioha saved for the rainy days!!!!


Yes Lord, Thank you lord for answered prayers!!!!

SlimAdenike:
no,I'm pissed right now coz I didn't find it funny

Oh, sorry about that.

Lighten up a lil tho.

MzMayD:

buhari will hate you for this

I don't send him oh, I didn't even want him there in the first place!! ....
Sweetheart
Take him to heaven!!!

Truckpusher:
In fact I'm out of here...

Highlighted part is epic - no janjawiid dem catch you o.

Lols na barcanista dem dey fit attack na...not me!...I'm a Chemist, I will analyse and deanalyse with clear facts and figures that all they can do is either run away or turn to insults. That's for politics section sha lol.

SlimAdenike:
so I became the object of fun

Naaa you became a friend in the cheerful latenight discussion.

MzMayD:


selfish citizens

Tanku...just keep your siamese punny away from aso rock or daura..I don't even want to see u near his Helipad before your render us presidentless and we have to settle for Mr common commissioner.

Na tinubu send u abi?
Charlies angels!

Truckpusher:
At 70 he would be snoring on top of you after one lazy uneventful round.

Even me self I don't like Buhari, Barcanista can testify but he is someone's father, we can't wish him this kind of death na.

DEATH BY A NAIRALANDERS PUNNY!!!

That's some way to die.
Just like dieing in the toilet of a banking hall!

MzMayD:
I don't know what you are talking about


the president is handsome and fit tho

What?!!!!! Please he is not fit oh...don't go and kill our presido with your punny. Don't waste all our 4 million votes with simple punny!!!

pinkycute:
Haba Bross.... Take it easy nahhhh

You just finish the Op
Hahahaha....

Why will she be doing that nau? Black is beautiful...

MzMayD:

Buhari wouldn't dare.

Oh really? I guess baba is getting some of the hmmmm

MzMayD:

I hope I will be doing the right thing

And not chopping off your dck

Lols please do that. He doesn't need it

MzMayD:


we are one

Oh really? Its alright
Buuuuuhaaaaari oh!!!!
Another one!!! 14 years!!!! Staright to anambra prison

SlimAdenike:
it seem you're the only one who aint affected by this thread's plague, I'm just pissed becoz my comment is directed at the owner of this thread but I'm surprised that guys who should act like guys are bashing me coz I hit her spot

Hian, so you are not in the military, ok now I am free to tyork all the tyork I have been waiting to tyork!

You fine oh, who the damn is bashing you? Tell me lemme do something about it right here right now!!!!! I have vex!!!


Sweets ignore dear, its for late night fun and laughter, thanks the the anonymousity of NL monickers.

MzMayD:
this thread is funny

Fine girls nice dp...are you guys 1, siamese or clone?

The one on the left looks an Anambra girl while the one on the right looks like a mix of Capeverde and Japan

SlimAdenike:
I'm not the kind of girl to parade a beauty that I do not possess on a forum and if you are looking for a product to buy then talk to the owner of this thread,she is the one parading herself like an antique for auction

Sweetheart loosen up a little nau...seriously your comments are like you are sending a regret mail to a job applicant.

Loosen up a little dear, your dp looks like someone that can smile

Enegod:
abeg I didn't pass Biology.
I no understand wetin you dey talk

You no even fit form self, lol

Truckpusher:
Shots fired......everybody be warned shots fired at east end.

Haaaaaaaa!!!!...please oh u dis refuse dump guy? Its like u don't like your small LAWMA job abi? I will kill you if that lady vex for me oh.

Don't you know she might be in the Army?? They are still in Borno fighting,..she's got loads of testosterone to throw around. I don't want to be caught in d middle.

Luedave:
dey gve urself hope... Well dat bag am seeing aint even fr her....

Ehen ok oh cos I was wondering the connection in colours between her shoes and her dress. Then the bag caught my attention as it almost match the shoes.

SlimAdenike:
I guess she is your girlfriend right? You shouldn't gang up on me,its silly

You sound like a very serious person even on social media. Are you in the military?

Truckpusher:
No mind that yeye boy CHM11 him just dey confuse me - I think say na misssclassy him dey yab sef.

Sorry dear, oya come chop kiss make you coolu temper

Huh? So because of punny you have betrayed the guy code? Na me be yeye boy?

When I bought u that truck you were doing yes sir yes sir oh, now uve have 2 trucks that u push, you have started misbehaving!!!!.... I know what to do!

Sleekyshuga:
@ bolden,
Poo happens on social networks.

If the picture is confusing, solve the confusion .

Done!!!
But can't share answer cos the sample is still very important. My analysis was Non destructive.

Sleekyshuga:

Truckpusher & CHM11, leave my bag alone

Sorry ma, I've left the bag since oh, before I fall inside and find myself as a slave in scotland picking cotton seeds.

Luedave:
dis serious.... Dnt hesitate to tell his wife rokiatu

Rokiawhat?
Big Nyash?
Pls oh!!! I never one die!!!

nobosaba:
You think say you get sense? Busy body... Kill yourself for another person wahala. Na you Good pass, know everything pass.

Who be this one?

Heeeskrebedumolalakala suka, mayek manne miyokasuba

I bind and cast you. Yeeeeeeeemeleke binobasha!!!