₦airaland Forum

vicardino:
@ CHM11, Please i'd like to have a discussion with you, I have already sent u nairaland e mail. Wish I could have your email address or any means of reaching you. Thanks.

brainpulse:
No free corrupt monies anymore. They have to do clean investment Nigeria banks are not used to. After a while things will pick up

Modified

For the dumb wailers quoting and asking questions.

The banks are not there only for savings and granting loans, they are to invest with the monies in real sectors and create wealth through real estate, agriculture and tourism etc. Our banks in the past are experts in money laundry and give bad loans to politians that will never pay back, and paying themselves huge mouth breaking wages thereby strangulating the economy.

jmenex:
please is d interview d same day after d test?

dazzlindaisy:
If u knew bout the HR email, wat stopped you from posting it or you were jst hanging on there for someone to post so u can criticize. You kept telling everyone u're no longer with Zenith n can't help with their CV submission. SMH

dazzlindaisy:
Wat are you saying! That email was released to d public to send their CVs to by zenith Hr cos according to them, they no longer accept hard copies except u probably hv an insider. Its their job to source for ppl to fill vacant positions n they r alwz glad to hv those cvs. To them,it's not bombardment, its being professional n earning their pay.

dazzlindaisy:
Send your CV to Hr @zenithbank.com or n"********†**@zenithbank.com

2chik:
Nice one @CHM11. These Yoruba rats here think they can eat their cakes and have it. They want to enjoy all benefits from the west while preventing others from doing so. And at the same time enjoy all benefits from other parts of Nigeria. They claim all proceeds from the west belong only to them alone. While all proceeds from elsewhere belong to everyone with them getting most benefits. Sheer arrogance.
These rats don't think before they speak.
This is one country. People are free to live wherever they wish. No one needs to bow or lick a yoruba feet before they are allowed to live in Western NIGERIA.

Live and let live. Live up to a healthy competition around you, don't suppress it. You always feel threatened even in your work places and you try to suppress competition. You always use nepotism to grow but not healthy competition.----- This is what I have to say to the Yorubas.

I don't believe you (Yorubas) are superior to anyone. All people are equal.

ItsTime4me:
U don't say! So you mean Nlng GT matter has gone on air. Hey Nlng! Why are you doing this to yourslf? Your image is on the line. Very soon CNN go carry am. Hey Nlng! Una dirty linen whe una don wash for outside neva reach? Una won still wash more? Anyway na una sabi sha.

cashme28:
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ItsTime4me:
Wow! You have made my day. Good to know you're my 'brother'. Whatever Nlng does, we just have to know that Jehovah's undeserved will never elude us as long as we rely on him implicitly.

ItsTime4me:
@CHM1, at first glance at your post, I thought Nlng has placed an advert for 2016 GTs. You see, I have emptied my mind for a worst case scenario. Those guys are not to be relied on. They can just give us the shocker of our lives by cancelling this recruitment. So I am building a very formidable fibre to withstand any of such eventuality. Did I hear someone say that I am pessimistic? Well, you are very wrong with that conclusion. I am an optimist of the highest degree. Come to imagine this: Did you ever think that as at today, you would still be in a recruitment that started since 2013? Have you ever heard of the like of it? So you see, what we are in today could never had been conceived even in our wildest imagination. As such, the inconceivable may still happen. I believe in facing realities and not fantasies. Please don't get it twisted. I am not saying or wishing that this recuitment be cancelled. However, owing to the fact that the Management of Nlng are unreliable, as we all can attest, anything can happen. So, while expecting the best, I would prepare for the worst case scenario. No matter what happens, # I still believe in Jah's undeserved kindness

DMainMan:
Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas is recruiting graduate trainees:

Graduate Trainee code:
GT/2013/001 sorry, mistake, its GT/2016/001

LOCATION : PORT HARCOURT (INTELS)

The Job: Graduate Trainee

Qualifications:

Candidates must possess a university
degree obtained at a minimum of Second
Class (Upper Division) in any of the
following disciplines:

Engineering
Sciences
Social
Sciences
Arts
Law
Business/Management Sciences

In addition candidates must
Have obtained either their NYSC
discharge certificate or exemption
certificate.

A Masters degree and at least 3 years experience before resumption if selected
Not be over 28years old sorry, mistake, we meant 31 years old

Application Deadline: 22nd November, 2013 but, sincerely we do not know when the recruitment will be completed, maybe 'in due course' of 2016

To apply, go to:

https://sws.nlng.com/e-recruitment/openings/Default.aspx

Wishing u success.

we sincerely apologise for any inconveniences that applying for this shiiiit might have caused you

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forkadict:
Before

Wetin you expect?

In fact I am exercising serious restraints. Otherwise, King of Bonny for don summon me come hin palace for serious warning for disturbing his female subjects.

It might interest you that I am still a last small boy near some guys here o. There is one expat that anytime he wants to relax, he can only do so with 2 chics at a go. He says it is a sin to go to bed with one chic a time. You can imagine. The guy na my mentor. I look up to him in matters of life (and death). I dey carry nyansh for am anytime.

Seyibusayo:
hello,pls I need ur assistance concerning guarantor form, 1 of my guarantors was rejected, I want to ask if the proprietor of a private school dat is not Govt approved can be a guarantor

mandonnels:
thanks. u hav bn more than helpful bro. wats d price range and duration?

mandonnels:
okay. will just try and relax

lovelyngeee:
Pls what's the age requirements?

mandonnels:
wow. scanned mine through their branch close to me to them yesterday morning, and der said it was ok dat i will b called for documentation.
hav nt heard from them since den.

don't know if it's OK to call dem?

mandonnels:
how long did it take to get feedback after submitting ur guarantors form?

naastyme:
View point? You call referring to a reputable minister "Liar" and the minister of finance "novice" as someone's view point that may not be in line with mine and something u enjoy and yet you find my point of view "not choosing my words carefully"? Really?!

FYI it wasn't my intention to add anything to a discussion that I view as grossly subjective and unintelligent. I hope I have the right to do that.
Thanks

naastyme:
It makes me feel very uncomfortable when I hear people make careless and perhaps illogical arguments. I am not even referring to your calling Kemi a novice or calling Lai Mohammed "Liar". I however find it pedestrian to cite the "indictment" of Amaechi by the panel set by Wike as a proof of victimization by the current government. I don't know if it is your expectation that all Wike could do was to set a panel, spend taxpayers money, indict Amaechi, but rather than take him to court because the panel lacks jurisdiction, expect the judiciary to take up the case for them while they pass judgements on newspapers. It is even more baffling that it is APC, an opposition party and to which the subject belongs, that you expect to take action on their report. You also referred to all those under investigation as belonging to PDP only. What is even more interesting is that you are so bold in making your comment. Smh...

Badema:
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Badema:
Wow! At that price, Nigeria would have long gone out of Crude business for our cost of production is around $15 per barrel(unless we do a zero-profit regime to avoid extinction in E&P). I really don't see oil price going far below $25 per barrel as predictions are between $70 to $75 per barrel by ending Q2, at least giving you an indication that oil prices will rise even if not upto expectation, somewhere well above $30 per barrel.

mandonnels:
ok.
how long did it take for u to return ur guarantors
form then?
and did u submit it at d head office or d branch
close to u?

mandonnels:
sent ya a pm

mandonnels:
sent ya a pm