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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Zenith Bank Interview 2016 by CHM11:
peopleplus is like a virtual organisation inside zenith bank used to recruit lower level contract staff for zenith bank.

job location-nationwide (depending on your address) and branch demands.
Departments- Customer service and Cash&Teller

contract life span-2 years, renewable. no promise of conversion to full time employment but it happens sometimes after some years.



Gate crashing might not be allowed as the systems have already been programmed to accept only invited test takers.


TEST FORMAT -Simple Gmat.

sentence correction, logical reasoning, numerical problems, passage reading and a few abstract if you are fast enough to get to the abstract pages.

After the test, if successful, you will be invited for interviews which comprises of four different interviews, all on same day or different days depending on the HR planning. The interviews are quite straight forward and the interviewers are awesome persons.

If successful at interviews, you will be invited for medicals.
Depending on your address and Zenith bank branch needs around you, you will then be called to pick up your appointment letter and resume at the branch they tell you to.

Majority of the training is on the job.

My view - Its a nice job, though the pay is low, and I feel the bank should have reviewed the pay for contract staff, because the situation in the country has changed tremendously, u can't compare 8 years ago with today, yet the salary remains the same. That said, id say its a great place to hold on to while you wait for something better in another industry or a promotion in the bank. It is valuable experience!


My advice.
_____________

For the test
since its computer based most times,
know your strenght.
if you are good at calculations, focus on that and skip all the long stories and passages. The questions u skipped will come back later on in the test. Try and answer as many as possible within the 1hour time frame.

Everything at the test will be tailored to help you perform at your best. sometimes snacks and drinks are served.


Forr the interview.

The questions are simple and direct.

Just know about zenith bank, why its the biggest bank in Nigeria, what makes it stand out (core values), why u want to work with zenith bank, what you studied and how it relates to banking. What you are bringing to zenith bank.


i wish you guys success in your tests and/or interview.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by CHM11: 8:10pm On Jan 05, 2016
tk4rd:
Take it easy on Him.. His heart pumping rate and B P right now is heading beyond the clouds
lol he should cool down...nothing seems to be happening atm as it concerns us....they will invite when they are ready, but right now, its just totally blue.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by CHM11: 6:14pm On Jan 05, 2016
coolio2014:
Bruv there has been no such e-mail about cancellation. Ya'll should be mindful of the kind of information you spread.
#humour bro..... we all knew that the cancellation ish was a joke.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by CHM11: 6:51pm On Jan 04, 2016
Dear NLNG Recruitment team,

In response to your earlier mail that you will be cancelling the graduate trainee recruitment, i am hereby writing to inform you of the following:
1. i do not accept your apology because as a first tier in the industry, you should have predicted all these anomalies and prepare.

2. i dont want your reimbursement anymore because the dollar equivalent will be almost peanut today as compared to 2 years ago. Yes i deal in dollars now.


3. lastly, please inform your RA maintanance team to put a pool near my flat as i will be resuming on the 1st of March, 2016....


see you on 01/03/2015
Best regards,
CHM11.
EducationRe: Four Federal Universities To Offer Welding Engineering In 2016 by CHM11: 2:30pm On Jan 03, 2016
great one...it should come with certifications like ASNT/NDT, IRATA, CWI and the likes.... too much cash flying out in the name of expatriate.
NYSCRe: NYSC Allowance For All States In Nigeria by CHM11: 3:14pm On Jan 01, 2016
marlockj:
Good!!! From ur calculation u will notice that passing out 2013 batch A got it,then 2013 batch B,C,2014,2015 got nothing


So Hw does 2013 to 2015 mke 5yrs
a mistake by the OP or maybe he was misinformed.
NYSCRe: NYSC Allowance For All States In Nigeria by CHM11: 2:46pm On Jan 01, 2016
marlockj:
U lie abt Ph!!!

I collected my rivers money live and cash!!as in cash @ hand.

To spreading fake news!!

Rivers money don't cum instantly like other states,Bt claiming past 5yrs.you lie big tym

Chai Wat kind of lie is this Na from 2011 to 2015,meaning corners who passed out Hv no collected their money.

Bro y Na!!money we collected in batches n serial numbers n wit ur passing out magazine.

Saying 5yrs is a lie,batch before me collected n my batch did.

Bros stop all this shittt
im sure nobody from my set, batch B 2012 (passed out june 2013) has received any kobo from rivers state government. but i know some persons from the batch A before us recieved 110k.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by CHM11: 7:06pm On Dec 16, 2015
and at any time (t) this week, the number of guests viewing this thread has increased by approximately 300% +/- 15. ....

in Oyedepo's voice....."this week is your week"
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by CHM11: 6:33pm On Dec 16, 2015
forkadict:
Thanks bro.
Resumption is at your discretion but subject to a three month window.
cool....i guess January would make sense
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Chemistry Teacher, Lagos by CHM11(op): 7:15pm On Dec 15, 2015
just2okworld:
Is the vacancy still open?
you can go to the school and apply with the principal
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by CHM11: 7:12pm On Dec 15, 2015
forkadict:
Many thanks bro. Your own sef dey come. Just try relax. I know say e no easy... but just try. E go come.

Dat was how the horror of checking my mail every ten minutes came to a sudden end.

I thank God, I got closure on this cos I just can't imagine it spilling into next year.

And a big big shout out to my homeboy @saved2serve
congrats bro...when is thou resuming?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by CHM11: 7:24pm On Dec 14, 2015
Saved2Serve:
The invites are really going to shock a lot of people. It will indeed humble the haughty. Those of you who have tied your destinies so much to NLNG that you deem it fit to behave as if you are better off than your peers; the job is already yours; you insult the sensibilities of fellows with a crude bragging right, here me now. If you cannot absorb shockers, you better begin to adjust to it. As the mails starts trickling in, you will know that the race is not to the swift. ALL THAT WE ARE IS BY HIS GRACE. Not who aced the interview. Some one called it kuena-effect. Whatever! But guys, brace for rugged impact...
well said.


. artmedia!!!!...i see u peeping like one american agency... staaaart confessing oh bro!!!!...your puke will be like salad in this thread atm...

.#singing - NLNG- "Say something im giving up on you..."
FamilyRe: Guys Can You Do This? (photos) by CHM11: 8:05am On Dec 12, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
And what is wrong with that?atleast the wife is engaged also.



Nigerian men sha.
african women brain sha.....
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by CHM11: 6:36pm On Dec 09, 2015
now that i have closed for the day and ready to discuss Nigeria, you people have already turned small educative discussion to e-boxing.

on that note, i wont add LPG to this flame before some persons threaten to make me their driver in 5 years....some kind personality ehn..wow

ooooooooh kuwena!!!!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by CHM11: 7:06am On Dec 09, 2015
whatsupguys:
Why are you not sincere enough to tell us the MPR was actually reduced from 13% to 11%. The rate at which CBN borrowed to bank in the last administration was 13 percent and was actually 15 percent sometimes last year. Why are you not also sincere to state that CBN reduced the rate at which it borrows from bank in order to ensure banks do their core business which is lending money to businesses in order to drive economic growth.....you can be a little more sincere with your ascertions.

http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/2015/11/cbn-cuts-interest-rates/
all my assertions are focused on the future...not d past.
as it concerns banks lending money to businesses .....no one wants to take a loan now cos everyone is scared of this economy.

truth be tole, i dont like buhari doesnt mean i am/was for jonathan....i wasnt polar like that.

@nastyme i would have loved to write an epistle too but its almost busy hour....we will talk Nigeria later bro
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by CHM11: 11:06pm On Dec 08, 2015
pls ensure that you are currently resident in Nigeria before you praise this current administration!! you cant just sit in europe, asia, america etc, after reading things said or written by Lair Mohammed, then you think you know it all !...we are in a deep mess over here...freefall things ....the country is hanging on a thin thread....monies piled up in banks....people are scared to invest or even take loans. CBN is borrowing from banks at 4% and borrowing to banks at 11% in an asymmetrical relationship style.

everything is just messed up and all we have been hearing is the last administration this , the last administration that...you are there now ...get to work!!!!....

Review Fashola's comments and approach since he became a minister...true progressive...thinking smart and thinking out of the box, that even the opposition would be forced to applaud....i would have preferred a Fashola as president.

anyway, hopefully, things will get better ....
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by CHM11: 6:56am On Dec 07, 2015
ItsTime4me:
@Guest01, are you really serious that some GTs already know their status? Na wa o Nigeria! Long leg tinz. I beg make mago mago no go enter the thing o. The longer the delay the greater the chances of manipulation. Nlng abeg make una release the result this week. Enough of the suspense. # I still believe in Jah's undeserved kindness
i think its just knowing if you passed AC or failed AC....not about having 'long legz' the outcome.

gut feeling might just be the 'long leg'.

in other news, mails are dropping this year for sure. #gut
PoliticsRe: Rivers State Will Immortalise Former Head Of State, General Yakubu Gowon - Wike by CHM11: 3:39pm On Dec 06, 2015
size40:
I don't like Mr Nyesom Wike. But for this statement, I will support him because if not for General Yakubu Gowon who created Rivers state and Cross Rivers state out of the old Eastern region controlled, dominated by the Igbos who then sat on everything meant for us all, by now only GOD in Heaven knows if there will be any man or woman will be living called Efik, Ibibio, Anamg, Ikwerri, kalabari, Okirika, Ijaw, Epeye, Etche etc. We would have been subjected into untold hardship and extermination under Ojukwu, the Igbos and their Biafra. Each time I hear of Biafra, I thank general Yakubu Gowon
same song the urhobos, isokos, ogonis, itsekiris, Binis, etsakos, isians etc are singing...imagine biafra?...chai!!!!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by CHM11: 11:32pm On Dec 05, 2015
forkadict:
I don't even know who the mod of this thread/section is. Do you? If yes Pls tell me.
David470 i guess

good evening everybody
Politics. by CHM11(op):
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PoliticsRe: South East Leaders & Stakeholders' Meeting: Live Update (pics) by CHM11: 5:13pm On Nov 22, 2015
coolitempa:
Anioma is not Biafra and can never be Biafra...... angry....Anioma is Benin.......and therefore edo........but there is a strong Ibo population.. angry
is this one OK?

Anioma is in Delta state. some say they are proudly Igbo...others say they are Delta ibo and that they are very different from the eastern Igbo's.......banyone they choose is OK but Beninhuh? haaaaaaba...get some sense na
RomanceRe: What You Should Never Do Immediately After Sexx.... 7 Is Soo True by CHM11: 4:56pm On Nov 22, 2015
KashyBaby:
Very guilty except of #3.. grin but come on, who wants to feel tat sticky feeling between the legs & a lot of men sweat a lot during sex which I feel so uncomfortable...yaykz! cool
sticky? check!!..

sweatyhuh hian..have u been having sex in a bakery?..
PoliticsRe: Exposé: Intel's Secret Documents Why SS Seaports Will Never Be In Use [must Read by CHM11: 7:04pm On Nov 15, 2015
Kennywills7:
I understand ur point however while we might not want to b Biafra am sure u will agree with me that our Nigeria system was put in place to suppressed some parts of d country, we are no fools dat the Biafrans can take for a ride, am sure if we as south southerns are given a choice to choose between Biafra and Nigeria," we will not choose anyone of them rather we will be on our own but that is not to say we won't welcome anyone addressing d problems facing the south south
It is worthy of note dat our leaders has failed us here in d South south and there has bn dis suggestion for long now dat there are people legally and illegally frustrating any efforts to put our seaports in order here in the South south
The Nigeria system is not fair and has bn design to suppress d South south as we have more potential to b self sufficient than any other region in the country even without oil revenue
Btwn am a young guy willing to learn from u
So i will b open to ways we can make our voice b heard by d Nigeria government
excellent....its a continuous process bro....tapes are rolling already and we as youths can only do our part by using the media which obviously is pur strength at the moment.
EducationRe: Terrible Insect Causes Havoc In Unibadan, All Hall Of Residence[PHOTOS] by CHM11: 6:59pm On Nov 15, 2015
kelzgie44:
..WHR u bin dey readhuh Cos I went round in my days....skirt and blouse Neva knew me ..buh bed bug did...#basement and pharmacy
my brother na seminar room for chemistry be my base but that faithful day I go give tutorial to 300L students for 218 na there the guy take give me logo
PoliticsRe: Exposé: Intel's Secret Documents Why SS Seaports Will Never Be In Use [must Read by CHM11: 1:57pm On Nov 15, 2015
DelticStephEn:
but your tribe are always d first to attack d igbo. Want dem drowned in laggn if dey dont vote ur annointed candidate.you call dem pirate drugg pusher ritualist cannibal and all sort of name.but wen d igbo retialate you guys cry Hate
in truth Igbo's are always the first to attack but always the first to play the victim when they get attacked back.

imagine Igbo's having igwe in Lagos, imagine Igbo's calling Lagos a no mans land...imagine Igbo's holding political offices in Lagos....imagine Igbo groups even going as far as saying they want to produce deputy governor and governor in Lagos state....haba....that was too much insult to the Yoruba's and because the Yoruba's are very accommodating, they took all this shit until thy couldn't take no more.

then the oba threatened and the Igbo's started playing the victim.

even during the civil war...it was a north/versus Igbo war...but the Igbo's simply faced the minorities in the SS, destroyed SS lands, forced children to join their army and killed those who resisted. they even went as far as ore in ondo state so as to gain entrance into Yoruba land. why?,.....why didn't the Igbo's face north and leave the Yoruba's on their own?...then when a Yoruba soldier fought and defeated the biafran soldiers at Ore, they say Yoruba's are betrayals and backstabbers...wetin una they find for Orehuh...Ore be like Hausa land?...lol
PoliticsRe: Exposé: Intel's Secret Documents Why SS Seaports Will Never Be In Use [must Read by CHM11: 1:36pm On Nov 15, 2015
DelticStephEn:
but thats is wat you do best. Anyway ar you aware that i am an igbo from delta state.
if you say you are then you are....you are free to call yourself whatever tribe you like dear friend....not another person trying to tell you who you are.

it stinks when some people say there's nothing like the SS....its disrespectful.
PoliticsRe: Exposé: Intel's Secret Documents Why SS Seaports Will Never Be In Use [must Read by CHM11: 11:54am On Nov 15, 2015
OfoIgbo:
That is exactly what he is saying. You may or may not know that Ikwerres own the port area of PH, but the rate of idiocy and buffoonery there will cause them to loose it, if care is not taken

Fortunately, Igbos have other outlets like Obuaku, Opobo.and Bonny and perhaps Onitsha for smaller vessels
see this one going as far as bonny!!!!!

jeeeez you people ehn...
a whole bonny?...Una just dey find trouble... when people allow you people to settle, buy lands and build houses in their region, ten years later you people will say you own the place.
respect others as they respect you.


haba BONNY!!!!!!...na wa o
PoliticsRe: Exposé: Intel's Secret Documents Why SS Seaports Will Never Be In Use [must Read by CHM11: 11:46am On Nov 15, 2015
DelticStephEn:
welconme back. You know all this while i hv been wondering where you hv been. Cos there where so many opportunties that you can use to divide the igbos as you allways do. But you were not arround
lol I'm really sorry, was never my intention to divide any group or form forced union between people.

I just like saying things the way I see them and I also like learning from others.
PoliticsRe: Exposé: Intel's Secret Documents Why SS Seaports Will Never Be In Use [must Read by CHM11: 9:46am On Nov 15, 2015
cheruv:
No need for long tori
All of Igboland in SE and SS would be part of Biafra. The fact that they're Igboids has already made them Biafrans. The referendum ish is only for non Igboid parts of the SS like Ogoni and Mmoño that might wanna join us
hahahahaha, see your map..even if I assume it'd correct, you will still be land locked.

wooooow,...did I hear you mention ogoni and Mmono?....some persons need to travel more oh....I have lived in Bori for over 2 years. The typical Ogoni has the highest hate for the Igbo man more than any other SS tribe. Its so bad that in parts of khana like uegwere Boue, kono Boue, Bori and the axis, its like a crime or taboo to sell land to an Igbo man.

please ehn forget Ogoni oh, the y hate your gutts.

even the igboid tribes in Rivers state, and many in delta state doesn't want to associate themselves with the eastern Igbo....


like you said, no need for long stories......let's see how the drama unfolds..
PoliticsRe: Exposé: Intel's Secret Documents Why SS Seaports Will Never Be In Use [must Read by CHM11: 9:38am On Nov 15, 2015
cheruv:
Don't mind him undecided
I wonder at times how people manage to radiate stupidity on a Sunday morn embarassed
i thought you to be a mature and sensible person.
PoliticsRe: Exposé: Intel's Secret Documents Why SS Seaports Will Never Be In Use [must Read by CHM11: 9:31am On Nov 15, 2015
cheruv:
There are SS Igbos too
if you find any that proudly call themselves Igbo and you can confirm that they are glad to be associated with the typical south eastern Igbo....then good for them...if they choose to, they can be part of the agitation.


Even if all the igboid tribes in the SS decide to join Biafra, without the minorities, I'm pretty sure Biafra will still be land locked. Not proud to say this, but its just what it is..........

I really wish the Igbo region was not landlocked so the Igbo's can just cut out of Nigeria and let this entire issue rest.
PoliticsRe: Exposé: Intel's Secret Documents Why SS Seaports Will Never Be In Use [must Read by CHM11: 9:09am On Nov 15, 2015
Kennywills7:
Please can u tell me how u intend to handle it?
Obviously we should b making enough money from our seaports in delta state but d situation is quite different so tell me how u intend to change things?
We have at least two seaports in delta
We have d koko seaport, sapele seaport and the warri seaport
excellent, if you are a deltan, you will know that this is our problem.....not a biafran problem because u and I know where the OP is driving at.

they want us in Biafra simply because of the ports and oil. How does this change the current situation of majority oppressing minority with population? as far as I'm concerned, the SS problem is a SS problem, it shouldn't be analyses by a probiafran for his or her own selfish reasons.

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