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Na wao

It is called Blackberry Blade. I like it.

Is that a joke or something?

kstadaura:
Choco what is it? say it.

i don't know if I can forgive shaa if it were me because assuming my eyes forget their sockets as she tear me the slap nko?

Hmm

Good news

Na wao.. It now GAY pageantry?

President Robert Mugabe is funny shaa lol.
A speech by the Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabr:
"Racism will never end as long as white cars still uses black tyres. Racism will never end if people still use black to symbolize bad luck and white for peace. Racism will never end if people still use white for wedding and black for funerals. Racism will never end as long as those who doesn't pay their bills are blacklisted not whitelisted. Even when you are playing snooker, you have not won until you've sunk in the black ball while the white ball must remain on the table. But I don't care as long as I'm still using white toilet paper to wipe my black butt. I'm fine"...

Will never stop liking her

Hmm

Wow!! I knew something like this was gonna come.. Clash of the Mathis gurus. Imagine, other gurus must have been on this since that dat till now so as to prove this nigga wrong. Someone may have come up with his own solutin. Interesting

Nwa BEEF

Of course it should be declared

Hmm

Correct name

So the silence from INEC and refusal to honor that ride still rands that the man is not going anywhere and that he remains on seat. But I thought INEC is supposed to defend their actions instead of absolute silence.

Hmm..
It's amazing how youths of nowadays reason.. GEJ celebrating his 58th birthday has nothing to do with politics. It was obvious to the world because he is an Ex president.
Do you know anything about the history of Nigeria especially before GEJ's Administration? "NO" and that's because you came of age during his administration and as a result of that reason, you joined the bandwagon of whichever party you like. Have you ever read a book on current affairs of Nigeria? Or even googled it through your internet device? "NO"
Do you even know the foundation of the economic instability of this country? I mean with facts?
How old are you? How can you allow yourself to turn disrespectful this bad all in the name of thinking you have the right to utter nonsense about people in authority. Do you even have plans for your future and having your own family in future and being called a "DAD" in future?
What do U intend to achieve on this thread by using such vulger languages to attribute to a man old enough to be your grandfather politics aside? Ok, to attract likes and birds of the same feathers? Imagine your dad the president and knowing that he can never please everybody and you read all these news both good and bad about him even when you know that he never stopped loving and caring for you kids as a father president aside. How would you feel?
You better be very careful in your utterances.
And learn to have manners for your elders and stop being a miscreant.

Ok

Ok but what are they scared off?

I use it on my imagination

They look good

Uncleodi:
Ok

@shangeorgefilms, fuel dey inside that your new G-wagon so!

Na u start am.

uncleodi it's not fair

Hmm..
Looking at the guy's picture, seeing his handsomeness, height, fair skin, and fashion taste and over all physical profile, who wouldn't like or love him?
But what is he actually aside all these physical attributes? A beast and monster whose traits are always hidden and buried even when love was overwhelming them before marriage.
The animal in him has been provoked and his true nature has manifested. Women can drive you nuts sometimes into doing what you don't want to do but if you have a level of self control, you will overcome them. He should be made to pay for such dastardly act, reprimand him in prison for atleast a year.

I keep telling guys.. If you plan to get married, get about 2 ducks to live with you for one week only. And if by the end of one week, you don't slaughter them out of flaring temper, then I guess you are ready to take a wife"

Season tinz

It is well

What should be the contents of the apology letter?

Durenttt:
Mtcheeeew MrsPhyno be formin classy, i just saw her pic nd was disappointed

Imagine dis bae seeing my Pm nd replyin me wit insults. Nonsense, u better humble ursef nd find a husband or else no man wud marry u with those ur hefty glasses. Fine u no fine, sexy u no sexy, humble u no humble. I smh for u

dear, it's not like that na. This is a public forum and whatever you see or experience here is all part of social media palava especially nairaland where we use fake names every day. It's ok dear

Onye apari

Ok.. Mine is flight experience, I don't think I'm in a hurry to forget it.
That day after the passengers has boarded and the flight took off, hmm.. See fainting levels, while it was ascending, it felt like throwing someone so high up and leaving the person to the mercy of gravity while the person's eyes are closed. That sinking feeling of falling into oblivion in your dream, so my whole system became disoriented and I was looking up to the hostesses as gods to save me from this feeling. My sister was beside me very calm and the elderly woman beside me just closed her eyes and was very calm.
I just kept feeling like standing up to grab a hold of something to support myself from falling of from the plane from God knows where.. Chai.. I could feel my adrenaline rushing and pumping into my ear like the ocean. I kept saying the last prayers in my mind, kept shivering and my fingers became dead cold aside the normal AC circulating.
Then comes the deafening of the ear matter, I thought I have gone deaf and that my eardrum has busted because I couldn't hear what my sister was saying to me, I had to scream and shout thinking she wasn't hearing me. I am not even talking about my heart beat rate as of that time.. There is God oo.
I thought I was gonna die the moment the turbulence started it's own, I turned to my sister with shaky voice and asked "so this is how we are going to die"? Hmm.. It's not as easy as I am relating it now, chai there is no Airforce movies that did not flash through my mind that day. At a time the panic got the best of me and out of hand and I asked my sister where the parachute is in case.
Anyway let me close this long gist.. When we finally landed, I couldn't thank God enough for keeping me alive till that moment but O boy! Come see ear Wahala but all the same I thank God. Whenever the pilots speaks from the cockpit, I will faint and wake up.
But looking back now in those days, I keep smiling to myself and appreciating God for his gift of science. Do you have any experience to share with us here?