Hello Nlanders, my phone number was banned on whatsapp today. I already used the whatsapp support...sent them a mail and they're yet to respond.
Pls has anyone had a similar issue, how did you get them to unban your number??

The annoying part is that even the priests from that diocese re involved in this madness, just negodu

God rest his soul

Hi pls can I get the link to download lord of the rings trilogy

May the name of the Lord be praised!

I pray the good Lord rests your soul and consoles your family.
RIP Eric *really painful

Mine was when my course mate was caught asking his seat mate, the guy said he was trying to collect calculator from the seat mate. The examiner saw the calculator on his table and asked why he won't make use of his, the guy said his calculator uses solar energy and needs to be charged under the sun, the calculator in question is the normal ''porpo''. The examiner just started laughing and we joined him.

Keneking:


Are you not supposed to be on Easter break?

Easter break starts on friday.

Hehehe right here in my lecture hall, students are seen with their earpiece on. Everyone wants to know the outcome. I like what this election is doing to Nigerian youths.
#change.

Welcome to Nigeria

''You are like Jesus on christmas night. There was no room for him either'', dat line jst made my day. Thank you Holy Father, i pray d good Lord bless you.

Merry Christmas nairalanders

Chaii dis campaign thread dey hot o aswear. Still on d matter, i'm wit d super sexy & fwesh Angelamina y'all need to check her out.

#Team Angelamina

Superstar007:


Yeah yeah #TeamAngelamina!!!
The actual contest hasn't started yet.
So you're part of the team?

Yea 100%. Jst visited d campaign thread, omo it is nt a small sth ooo. What u said is true, Angelamina u shud visit and try to be active in dat campaign thread. We are so taking dat crown.
#team Angelamina!!!

Morning peeps, ve actually missed dis contest hope m nt late. D ladies re indeed beautiful no doubt.
#Team Angelamina

PrinceAdepoju: Eden "homed" the first parent.

Parent(s) listen to your childen. *hello sweets*

Elantracey:
am fyn ma'am , you?

i'm alright dear, hello sweets wats popping??

tolutweety:

As soon as you alert me you have her soft lips myfood ready....I ll be there in a 'mention'
How long shld i wait..?

Cannibal alert!!!! Tolu dearie na my lips u wan order ni?

Jbluv55:
Chocochoco, is that you?

Jb!!! Jb!!!! this is me, i see i already got an invite to ur bar. Hope say u get big stout, hw ve u been?

Bantino: Goodmorning guys..

Chocopearl how are you doing, nice to have back...

Morning Bantino, hope u had a good night

Elantracey: longest time , how are u hon

hello sweet, i'm so fine. Hw re u doing?

harlos:
You say you miss me
See how much I miss you.














..........
u see am?

awwww my tweennny really missed me, bt u know i'll always miss u more right?

Harlos tweeenny goodmorning, i don miss u scarraa. I cnt wait to get d full gist of all i missed, hw ws ur night?

Chaii dre u mean say no gist at all?? Feels good to be back though. How ve u been?

*awww tolu dear i really ve no big reason for my absence, i ws jst having some me time. Hope u ve bn fine

lol....nt to worry m nt leaving anytime soon*

I see our dear thread keeps getting better. SO to my nl sweetees harlos, jbluv55, tolutweety, bantino, emmabest2000, dre11, elantracey and u yea i mean u missed u guys a whole lot. #backandberra#
so tell me dre dear apart frm missing u, wat else did i miss?

Sewioussssss heart break

Awwww so happy for Kelechi iheanacho..........more to come bro

#team Mikel Obi#

Thought i could fathom what d above story was all about.

Nothing comes frm nothing....

*Morning sweets*

harlos: all is in he who have hope

hope and work for the best alone dis 2014.
*HaPPy nEw yEAr swEEts*

RIP

Missmossy:
Name another literary text by Chinua Achebe

Achebe is also the author of Arrrows of God, No Longer at Ease, Chike and the River and There was a Country. *thank me later*