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CrimeRe: 60-Year-Old Togolese Defiles 3 Lagos Primary School Pupils (Photo) by Choiszman(m): 10:28am On Jul 14, 2017
From what i just read...it seems the girls go there at their free will...

Am still not understanding... undecided

Technology MarketMan Gets Stuck In An ATM In US, Slips ‘Help Me’ Notes Through Receipt Slot by Choiszman(op): 10:19am On Jul 14, 2017
Man gets stuck in ATM and slips 'help me' notes through receipt slot
By Gisela Crespo, CNN


Repairman gets stuck in ATM 00:46
(CNN)A repairman changing out the lock of an ATM was stuck inside the room that houses it -- and was forced to slip notes asking for help through the cash dispenser's receipt slot.

Corpus Christi Police said the man was changing the lock of a room that connects to the ATM of a Bank of America on Wednesday afternoon when he was trapped, CNN affiliate KRIS reported.
In those type of situations, help is just a text or phone call away -- except the repairman left his phone in his truck.


Man gets stuck in ATM and slips 'help me' notes through receipt slot
By Gisela Crespo, CNN

Updated 0707 GMT (1507 HKT) July 14, 2017
Repairman gets stuck in ATM

Repairman gets stuck in ATM 00:46
(CNN)A repairman changing out the lock of an ATM was stuck inside the room that houses it -- and was forced to slip notes asking for help through the cash dispenser's receipt slot.

Corpus Christi Police said the man was changing the lock of a room that connects to the ATM of a Bank of America on Wednesday afternoon when he was trapped, CNN affiliate KRIS reported.
In those type of situations, help is just a text or phone call away -- except the repairman left his phone in his truck.

With no phone, and no one around to free him, the repairman decided to write notes asking for help and slip it through the receipt slot, hoping a bank customer would see them.

"Please help. I'm stuck in here, and I don't have my phone. Please call my boss," the repairman wrote along with his boss' phone number.

Police said some customers thought the notes were a joke, but one decided to give them a call.

"Sure enough we can hear a little voice coming from the machine," Corpus Christi Police Senior Officer Richard Olden told CNN affiliate KZTV.
Police had to kick down a door to get the repairman out.
"You'll never see this again in your life that somebody is stuck in the ATM machine," Olden said. "It was just crazy."
http://edition.cnn.com/2017/07/13/us/repairman-stuck-in-atm-room-trnd/index.html

CelebritiesSarah Stage: Instagram Model’s 6-months Baby Bump Becomes Social Media Sensation by Choiszman(op): 9:54am On Jul 14, 2017
A model, Sarah Stage has just three months to go before she gives birth to her second child, but she is still as trim and slim as ever from the photos she put up on her Instagram.

The pregnant model with a very toned physique, has become an internet sensation after photos of her almost invisible baby bump went viral.



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CelebritiesRe: Mayweather Is Following Wizkid On Instagram & He's Not Making Noise About It by Choiszman(m): 9:15am On Jul 13, 2017
Shut up if you don't know your facts right...Go and check Ronaldo's followers again..

sanc2s:
1. May weather is following 169 ppl and c Ronaldo is not following up to 11people and Davido is among
2. May weather is nowhere close to c ronaldo be it fame, money, handsomeness, success.
3. Is that clear?

CelebritiesRe: Mayweather Is Following Wizkid On Instagram & He's Not Making Noise About It by Choiszman(m): 9:13am On Jul 13, 2017
Lmao cheesy grin
PenisCaP:
Abeg shut up joor.. its peepz like u with inferiority that would go do thanksgiving in church dat SMALL DOCTOR followed them on insta.

Who told u dat small doctor is better than i. undecided

FamilyRe: Heartbroken Mum Sleeps Next To Drug Addict Son On The Streets (photos) by Choiszman(op): 1:13pm On Jul 12, 2017
lol cheesy
smartty68:
Sleeping on the street felt like heaven to her son while Mom felt like it was an insane place for a normal person to sleep on.

Naija Mom go flog the hell outta you undecided
FamilyHeartbroken Mum Sleeps Next To Drug Addict Son On The Streets (photos) by Choiszman(op): 12:12pm On Jul 12, 2017
According to Herald Sun, A perturbed mum, Leanne Thompson, has taken to sleeping on the streets alongside her homeless drug addict son in a desperate plea to get help.

She was so worried about her 25-year-old son, Dan’s plight that she bought a sleeping bag and blanket to camp alongside him,

She makes the frequent trip from her home city of Brisbane, Australia, to Melbourne, where Dan sleeps on the streets, to watch over him and make sure he is safe.

He enjoyed a privileged upbringing, attending private school and enjoying foreign holidays each year, the Herald Sun reports.

But an addiction to synthetic cannabis turned his life upside down and he now sleeps on the streets.

Authorities in Melbourne say he has not responded to their attempts to help him, but his mum wants officials to have more powers to take addicts off the street and into rehab against their will.

The distraught mum told the 3AW Neil Mitchell programme:

I drove down there, took a sleeping bag and blankets and some great big garbage bags to put underneath me to sit onI’m at a point where I’m just desperate to get some help for him.”
Dan’s refusal to accept help has drawn criticism from other homeless people.

One rough sleeper, Darren, told Australia’s Nine News:

I’ve been trying to get accommodation and I can’t. This person got everything he wants, doesn’t want it.

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RomanceRe: Curvy Grandma That Got People Talking (Photos) by Choiszman(m): 1:54pm On Jul 10, 2017
This ain't enticing to me

only wanna make me puke
CrimeBadoo Crisis: “how I Was Wrongfully Attacked By Ikorodu Residents”facebook User by Choiszman(op): 12:31pm On Jul 07, 2017
A resident of Ikorodu, Akinrinlade has shared on Facebook how he was wrongfully attacked by residents in his area who thought he was a member of the deaded Badoo cult group.

Members of the cult have been attacking residents in their homes and places of worship with pestles and grinding stones.

As the attacks continued to rise in recent weeks, residents had begun counter-attacks against suspected members of the cult, and have lynched a couple of persons, one of which includes a comedian, who was mistaken to be a badoo member.



National Coordinator of the Oodua People’s Congress (OPC), Gani Adams had claimed that high placed individuals are involved in the attacks.

Read Akinrinlade’s story below:

IKORODU’s BADOO BROUHAHA: MY STORY
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The rate at which people are being wrongly accused and molested in this Ikorodu is becoming pathetic, one cant even walk peacefully at anything past 7pm. I got back from work at around 5:21pm, after putting off my wears i decided to take a nap on my bed, suddenly i felt into a deep sleep only to wake up at about 7:39pm, immediately i became conscious to the fact that i don’t have water in my gallon.
Then i quickly decided to go get some water at a nearby tank, i was with my hands free on, i was just hearing “hey hey! what are you coming here to do at this time”?, i replied the questionnaire; “sorry sir, i am actually here to fetch some water”, before i could finished explaining myself, i saw a very furious man and decided to just turn back ‘jejely’ to my house, before i could take three steps forward, i just felt a big and several bang on my face through the back.
At this point i was lost, wondering if the world is ending today. Immediately i saw people gathered, asking in Yoruba; “ki lo de, ki lo sele (what happened, whats going on)”? To cut the long story short, people attested that they know me, even asking the said BABA, don’t you know him?
They all apologized after several slaps and molestation initially, then i just jejely carried my gallon that someone else has helped filled, obviously out of pity then walked towards my house, entered my room, put off my already tattered cloth, sat down and started imagining what just happened, hoping it was just a dream, behold! it wasn’t, it was REAL ‘mehn’!.
Some minutes later while i was still busy pondering on what just happened, i heard some elderly voices at my entrance, they knocked and i saw four elderly men (obviously the landlords of the area) alongside the man that ignorantly dealt with me and one of my neighbours (making six men).
They all said they were sorry for the ugly incident, with the man that punished me particularly holding me tight just to show his level of SORRY state, i almost shed tears� at that point, but had to be a man.
I told them they should just take things easy, that two wrongs can never make a RIGHT. That i am ok now. But trust me the beating was not here ooo. Come and see slaps! Do i blame them? No! But people should apply wisdom.
That was how one of our friends too was lynched to death last Sunday at Odongunyan but glory be to God mine was not beyond control.


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RomanceRe: 16-year-old Boy Marries 71-year-old Woman In Indonesia (photos) by Choiszman(op): 12:25pm On Jul 05, 2017
So sorry bro

Didn't exactly know whr else to put it...

Lol
OfficialSam:
OP, This is FETISH and should not belong to ROMANCE section. Move this poo outta here!
Celebrities"Yankee Passport No Be Baba Blue, E No Dey Cure Frog Voice,” – Wizkid Replies by Choiszman(op): 12:05pm On Jul 05, 2017
In a new tweet that has gone viral on social media, Nigerian singer, Wizkid, has replied his counterpart, Davido, following a new song ‘Summer Body’ he released yesterday with Olamide in which he dissed Wizkid.

Davido sang, referencing the Starboy’s previous shade where he branded him a local artist.

He said:

With our Yankee passport/Dem say we local/You better catch up/I go see you later,
Now, Wizkid is not holding back in his reply to the song lyrics, he has now taken to social media to fire back.

He wrote:

My people make una remember say Yankee passport no be baba blue, e no dey cure frog voice.

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Romance16-year-old Boy Marries 71-year-old Woman In Indonesia (photos) by Choiszman(op): 10:01am On Jul 05, 2017
A 71-year-old pensioner has married her 16-year-old toy boy in Indonesia after they threatened to commit suicide if their families blocked the marriage.

Despite their 55 year age gap, teenager Selamat Riayadi tied the knot with a widow named only as Rohaya in their home village of Karangendah.

Their wedding was held at the home of a community leader named Kuswoyo, who told local media that the couple said they would kill themselves if they were barred from marrying.

He reportedly said: ‘They said they wanted to commit suicide because they were completely in love, so if one of them dies, then both must die.’


Footage of the ceremony shows Selamat putting his hands to his face as guests scream and cheer in celebration.

They were accused of not marrying for love, but as both are equally poor, money is not thought to be a factor.


Both Kuswoyo and the groom’s brother gave their permission for the couple to wed, according to local reports.

Men must be at least 19 before they get married in Indonesia, but a loophole in the law allows for marriage under an individual’s ‘religious norms’.

They reportedly formed a ‘nikah siri’ marriage which is recognised by society but not the state.
https://www.google.com.ng/amp/metro.co.uk/2017/07/04/woman-71-marries-her-16-year-old-toy-boy-in-indonesia-6755539/amp/

FamilyRe: Twin Sisters Dedicate Children From One Husband In Akwa Ibom. Photos by Choiszman(m): 9:21am On Jul 05, 2017
Maybe he couldn't tell them apart

ASSSHOLE!!

CrimeDecomposing Bodies Of Family Of 6 Discovered In Port-harcourt (photos) by Choiszman(op): 10:57am On Jul 04, 2017
The decomposing bodies of a family of six which was suspected to have been as a result of the fumes emitted by their generator, have been discovered in their sitting room in Obio/Akpo Local Government Area, of Rivers State.

The decomposing bodies were found, at their residence on Salvation Street by concerned neighbours who had gone in search of them when they realized that not one of them had been seen since last Friday.

The discovery has thrown the residents in a mourning mood as the family is made up of the father, mother, and four children with ages 6, 4, 3 and 2.



The police evacuated the bodies yesterday afternoon.

The landlord while speaking to journalist requested for anonymity because the police was investigating the matter and said he saw the family last on Friday morning.

He said:

Their generator was on when I returned home on Friday evening and I presumed they were inside the house.
I didn’t see them on Saturday. I also did not see any of them on Sunday. My junior brother called me this afternoon while I was at work to intimate me that something was happening at my house, so I rushed down here. I am in shock.


One of the neighbour who saw the bodies when the police arrived to evacuate them said they were lying down on the floor which suggested that the family might have been watching television and perhaps slept off in the process, leaving the television and generator on.

The Rivers State Police Public Relations Officer, Nnamdi Omoni, who confirmed the incident said the Police had evacuated the bodies and taken them to the mortuary for post morten examination.

The Police Image maker also said:

The speculation is that the family may have died from carbon monoxide which emanated from their generator. But that has not been scientifically proven. So, we are waiting for the autopsy report to make our findings.

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CelebritiesUse 50 Naira From Your 30 Billion To Buy Shaving Stick – Fan Tells Davido by Choiszman(op): 10:45am On Jul 04, 2017
Fans on social media have reacted after Popular singer, Davido posted a selfie of himself and his hairy armpit. Some advised him to take N50 form his “30 billion” to buy shaving stick. (Lol). grin cheesy

However some users had different views and said it was not anybody’s business if he (Davido) shaved or not and he should not be painted black’.

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CelebritiesI’m A Fine Girl.. I Only Do Men Who Has Money And Big D” — Bobrisky Declares by Choiszman(op): 8:57am On Jul 04, 2017
The very controversial Bobrisky has declared that he is not missing Nigeria one Bit..

Recall the cross-dresser flew down to the United States for some concerts, even after having series of fights with his Bae.

The self-acclaimed bleaching expert took to the gram to declare he’s a fine girl, and he knows no one no explanation whatsoever. He wrote;


I am beautiful, don’t know y i am not missing Nigeria at all. i just dey fine everyday. fine girl”.

Bobrisky is known for her controversial lifestyle and statements, he flaunts exotic stuffs on his Snapchat. Recently he declared he’s into men who got Big D and Money. See a screenshot below;



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CelebritiesRe: I Masturbate Twice A Week To Get Rid Of Sperm Stuck” – Ghanaian Singer by Choiszman(op): 3:39pm On Jul 03, 2017
fuckerstard:
Vaseline crew, another crew member spotted cool
lol...your people
CelebritiesI Masturbate Twice A Week To Get Rid Of Sperm Stuck” – Ghanaian Singer by Choiszman(op): 3:16pm On Jul 03, 2017
In a recent interview on ‘The Adwen’ show on e.TV Ghana, controversial Ghanaian singer, Wanlov the Kubolor, has revealed that he can’t go a week without sex but if he has no woman around him he satisfies himself by masturbating.

The 36-year old musician who was born to a Ghanaian father and Romanian mother is widely known for his explicit songs and sharing of his nude photos.

According to him, when he becomes Hot and has no woman around, he resorts to masturbation in order to release the sperm out of his system so he can become ‘free’ to be able to sleep.


He added that his sperm would get spoilt if they are in his system for too long.

He said:

“Once in a while, it is good to masturbate. As for me once in a week or twice in a week if I don’t have sex I will masturbate in order to release the sperm so that it does not get spoilt in me. Instead of going to lie to a girl before I can sleep with her, I will rather masturbate.”



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Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Slowness And Downtime by Choiszman(m): 8:02am On Jun 22, 2017
Thought as much
CareerRe: 7 Ways To Create A Friendly Work Environment (idris Olatunde Oluwaseyi) by Choiszman(m): 7:57am On Jun 22, 2017
Op... Nice one. .. Thank you
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo Rearrested (See Why) by Choiszman(m): 4:15pm On Jun 21, 2017
eayah
FamilyRe: Ghanaian Man With 100 Children Proposes To His Own Daughter Mistakenly. Photos by Choiszman(m): 12:42pm On Jun 21, 2017
Respect Sir

I fear your Gbola cheesy grin

CelebritiesRe: Nigerians On Facebook Start The Tonto Dikeh Challenge #tontodikehchallenge by Choiszman(op): 12:27pm On Jun 20, 2017
Happy bday dear...llnp
ShawttySoFyne:
What is all this?
CrimeRe: How We Became Members Of Evans Notorious Kidnap Gang” – Gang Members Confess by Choiszman(op): 12:25pm On Jun 20, 2017
Lol

This Evans guy really ball ooo
Jirate:
Any time I see this Picture, I discover that I always admiring those Clean Looking Pistols, How I Wish Evans will give Me One, they can be useful somewhere along the line, you never know. grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Nigerians On Facebook Start The Tonto Dikeh Challenge #tontodikehchallenge by Choiszman(op): 11:30am On Jun 20, 2017
LALA ..Fp please
CrimeHow We Became Members Of Evans Notorious Kidnap Gang” – Gang Members Confess by Choiszman(op): 11:09am On Jun 20, 2017
Gang members of the dreaded billionaire kidnapper, Chukwudi Dumeme Onuamadike, a.k.a Evans have all confessed to the police how they joined the dreaded gang.

One of the principal suspects in the dreaded Evans’ high profile persons kidnapping gang, Chukwuemeka Ikenna Bosah (32), said he joined the gang of the notorious kidnapper to enable him foot the bill for a cesarean operation his wife underwent.

The Nation revealed that some other members of the deadly gang, including Sola Paul (42), Uche Amadi (41) and Chukwumah Nwosu (42) also revealed how they were recruited into the deadly gang.

Explaining his involvement with the gang, Bosah said:

I used to manage a restaurant at No. 9, Yakoyo Road, Sabu, which is under Ogun State. I later travelled to Ghana to engage in 419 (obtaining by false pretence).
“Luck smiled on me one day and I hit $43,000. I rented a shop for my wife and also rented a house where I lived with my family, which included two sets of twins. I also opened a bigger restaurant than the one I ran in Nigeria.
“I was doing well until six months later when the owner of the building where I resided gave me a quit notice, claiming that I paid the rent to the wrong person. The matter affected my business so badly that I decided to relocate to Nigeria.
“When I returned to Nigeria, I started doing Internet fraud to survive. I told a white woman who was desperate to marry a black man that I would marry her, and she started taking care of me. She was sending me a lot of money until some enemies of progress called her and told her that I was married with a set of twins. She cut off the relationship.
“Unfortunately for me, I was penniless at the time she cut off the relationship. The worst happened when my pregnant wife went for antenatal care and the doctor told her that her that the only safe way she could be delivered of the baby was cesarean operation because the baby was inside the fallopian tube.
“When I narrated my plight to my friend, Nwosu, he told me that there was a friend of his who had just returned from abroad. He assured me that he would talk to the man to help me with money for the operation my wife intended to undergo. That was at Cele Bust Stop (Lagos).
“We entered keke (commercial tricycle) to Jakande Estate. There we met Evans who came in a Lexus SUV. This was around the year 2015.
“Evans told us to enter his car and I saw some men with fez caps. I also saw one of them in the back seat give a gun to another one in the front seat with Evans.
“Before I knew it, the driver used the Lexus SUV to block a car and they ordered the big man in the car to come down at gun point. When the man came out, he fainted. Evans then ordered Nwosu and I to carry the big man and put him inside his (Evans’) vehicle and they zoomed off.
“While we were putting the man inside Evans’ vehicle, Nwosu stole his gold ring. He later gave it to me to sell in order to solve my wife’s problem. I sold the ring for N60,000 and used the money to settle the bill for the cesearen operation.
“When Evans discovered that we stole the victim’s ring, he became angry with me. He gave Nwosu the sum of N1.5 million to give to me as my share of the ransom, but Nwosu deducted N50,000 from it.”

Nwosu, however, denied deducting N50,000 from Bosah’s share, saying it was only N5,000 that he took from it.

He said:

I am am a native of Aba, Abia State. I trade in female wears and accessories like bags and shoes. I met Evans in 2014 at Domino’s Pizza, Apo Junction, Festac Town (Lagos) while selling fuel and engine oil in the black market at Alafia. I later went to Yaba to sell shoes.
“I travelled to Vietnam for two years. When I came back in January 2015, I met Evans again. We discussed drug trafficking business and I told him how I lost all my money to drug business. He then promised to sponsor me on drug trafficking trip, but he said I should give him some time.
“When we and the other people in the car had passed Second Rainbow junction, Evans told me to join another car that was following his SUV. We turned to Abulabu Junction and car, Ikenna, telling him to keep moving. “On getting to Villa Park area, they over crossed a vehicle and took a man from it and we left. On getting to Cele Bus Stop, he asked Ikenna, the driver of the other car, to drop me.
“He gave each of us N1.5 million. Unfortunately, the person I gave the money to help me procure a South Korea visa embezzled it. I later gave another money to one agent and he also bolted with it. I was later arrested.
“I am married with three children. My problem now is that I gave my wife only N3,000 before I went to Abuja. I don’t know how they are managing to eat now. Tell the police that we have repented and should be given a second chance.


The third suspect, Paul, said:

I am from Bayelsa State. I was being paid N65,000 monthly for the amnesty they granted me, but my master used to deduct N10,000 from it every month.
“I then went into sea diving job for which I was paid sums ranging from N50,000 to N500,000 for items recovered. But while working as divers all of us were still in the militant camp at Bayelsa, Calabar and Delta. At times, we would break pipelines or kidnap oil workers, especially foreigners working with oil companies, and they used to pay ransom fast.
“It was my master, Mr. George Suboma, who owned the camp and the guns we used for militancy. We got annoyed with the oil companies because they did not care to employ indigenes of the states or develop the areas.
“The amnesty was granted us in 2009, during the late President Yaradua’s regime. In 2010, I met Evans because he used to come to camp to collect guns from my master, George. He would come to militants’ camp with Barrister Yellow to meet George. I do not have Evans’ phone number and he does not have my number too.
“When President Yaradua died, they started owing us amnesty allowance. I am not too educated. Evans later called me. He asked me about my children. I told him that my master, Ugboma George, was deceased.
“He asked me to text the number of the gang’s second in command identified as Peter. He said he would like to see us in Lagos. He sent N30,000 for our journey to Lagos.
“When we alighted at Cele Bus Stop at Ijesha (Lagos), one elderly man came and took us to one hotel at Iyana Ojugbo area. We stayed there for two weeks without seeing Evans.


https://www.google.com.ng/amp/thenationonlineng.net/billionaire-kidnap-kingpin-bares/amp/

HealthRe: 4 Effects Of Nail Biting! Stop The Bad Habit Today! by Choiszman(m): 11:00am On Jun 20, 2017
But Op i can't help it

It tastes like Milk

CelebritiesRe: Nigerians On Facebook Start The Tonto Dikeh Challenge #tontodikehchallenge by Choiszman(op): 10:56am On Jun 20, 2017
Ass wipe

ak33n:
OP, we all know that's you and your sister.. (or ur gf)



and that's really dumb actually..

angry
Just say you wanna see how I look

Not today bro

CrimeRe: Armed Robber Shoots Colleague Dead In Warri (Graphic Photos) by Choiszman(m): 10:42am On Jun 20, 2017
grin cheesy
HeOrShe:
If I be ur papa I will even disown ur corpse.
This one weak me

CelebritiesRe: Nigerians On Facebook Start The Tonto Dikeh Challenge #tontodikehchallenge by Choiszman(op): 10:29am On Jun 20, 2017
more below:
cheesy

CelebritiesNigerians On Facebook Start The Tonto Dikeh Challenge #tontodikehchallenge by Choiszman(op): 10:28am On Jun 20, 2017
So, some Nigerians on Facebook, felt the need to start a #TontoDikehChallenge.

This is coming after the actress decided to dress up like a man for her sons’ Fathers’ Day celebration in his school.

See some photos below;

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CrimeRe: Chinese Man Refuses To Be Checked In A Market In Abuja, Attacked By Mob by Choiszman(m): 2:54pm On Jun 19, 2017
The way they behave lately is becoming unbearable... angry

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