₦airaland Forum

nicerichard05:
I feel sorry for him sha. Truth is Pr!ck nor go sch, he nor sabi read or write. I tried to put my own for sch buh lie lie he nor go, that's how he almost disgrace me with our house maid. Buh one tin is that it has never disappointed me some girl on NL can attest to dat. Lolz

I tink kemen laacked gud punny in d real world that's why wen he saw fair nd fresh punny he couldn't hold back.

Me I have send dem all, xtremely dark, fair, chocolate, fact, slim etc na only albino nd odin own I never see. Lolz

Meanwhile der is sometin abt ese lipzz, ese would be gud at BJ, wish I could vandalise her. Hahahahahahah

Not b only say pr!ck no go sch, d tin lack conscience too.. E go jst take decision evem without telling u d owner.. Ah! E can get mind pass u sef

Evaberry:
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my ex is back begging can u imagine the dude

pls dear 4giv him.. But incase u cnt, ds dude here z always open to u..*smiles*

AceKid:
majority of Nigerian are bus users .... so alot can attribute in every day bus life!

@ *you really broke a leg on this*
more blessings till you buy your car!

try also putting that looks on your face when.......

*bus spoil for road

*person polute

*breastfed in bus

*that shy boy and girl in bus (teenager)

*wen u jam sm1 you avoiding probably a school mate or an ex...... ETC

don't mind giving you more Hints cos I can see you already a creative that sm... lol #bless

tnx 4 ur suggestion bro... M also working on Molue pix nd BRT as well.. Expect it on monday.. More fun ahead

Pls dnt blame them.. If u scroll tru som pplz whatsapp u ll find out hw boring dia chats can be.. So they end up havinf funtime on group chats

D shit no b here o... Lol. I see one loooong shit, b like say na superman shit b dat.. Lmao

blackboy:
Lol. You truly have experience with Lagos Danfo. Simply put not pleasant. Summarizes suffering and smiling.

no be small tin na.. ds lagos no b joke na..dat front sit issue nearly got me beaten one day... d danfo i entered was for 2 passengers at d front buh d inner seat wasnt comfortable. so wen d person seated on d main seat alighted at ojo barracks. i swear say i no go dey inside again, na so one man com i strong say oga go inside.. e kon say u go inside. i was abt to argue when he show me him camo.. i no knw say na soldier man.. i respect my sef kuku go inside o.. pple laff me tire dah day ..lol

10... ur reaction when danfo drivers passes ur bustop and hw fellow passengers look at you..

Lalasticlala

9.when u sit close to d conductor, and he says "owoda" for back and the stench from his arm pit hits ur nose

8. d next day u sit in d midst of 3 fat market women....

7. at last d driver sees a passenger willing to enter, and u noticed dat u can ride on him/ her.. u b like

6. but d passenger didnt hv a mutual agreement wit d conductor on fare cost and decides nt to enta again.

5. finally driver sees a passenger & in ur mind u b like:

4... but when d front seat is 2 sitters & u r d first in front but d bus isnt full and driver decided to move on in order to get more passengers on d way...




Cc: biafrabushboy, wind, mimienudles, mimmzy et al

3. *mostly guys*... u like staying in d front sit, u sat at d front and discovered d front seat is only one sitter...

2. den u enta and d same conductor is nw insulting and abusing u in d bus,

1.at the bus stop wen conductors are dragging over you to enta dai bus buh u ll be like.......

Omotayor123:
why not those who earn less than that are happily married.

To me sef, 100k per month is Big Money, with time it will multiply.

#TeamOrente

sell ur market jor.. I lyk ya style

hammerF:
Y dont u let her Brothers come and inherit ur father property becos u marry their sister? That is a much better arrangement.

u marry my sister, i come and collect land for ur place and set up mansion.

u got it all wrong... What belongs to d wife automatically belongs to d husband nd vive versa... So if u get married to a woman who owns her own hauz..den u own d hauz too... Nt d lady's family

What kinda tradition z dat abeg... Dey shld kuku strip her nakkked nd gv her to her husband unclad.. To justify dat she goes nt with family belongings

Dey shld kuku use ds opportunity of blackout in som major areas in alg 4 one mnth, 2 gv d unaffected areas, atleast 18hours light

God bless Gov. Ikpeazu.. in a short time eastern Nigeria will b a reference for manufacturing in Africa.. Proud to come from ALA IBO

HBD DADDY G.O..... MEANWHILE 75HOURS PRAISE COUNTDOWN STILL ON

gocac:
he is only speaking as a Layman with no Knowledge of the safety and acceptable industrial standards... the implication of having a substandard tyre on your wheels under the worst roads on planet earth... simply means that there is a possibility of your tyres blowing up in the middle of the road, and what happens when your on a speed of 90 - 120km/hr death...! Nigerians plz say no to substandard goods, you deserve the best.... not sub-standard goods and dont forget, that the mumu Governor is using the best tyres on earth, certified and standard tyres on his cars... so be wise, dont buy your death with your hard earned money and dont sell death to your fellow country men. except he will ensure some of the tyres does not find its way to the market....thanks

When U Read Beg God 4 Understanding Since U Cnt Fathom A Simple Passage. read again pls