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vanida6:
Funny lie`s

Oya talk ur own na.. I knw u must hv embarrassed som1 too .. Ds vanida6 fine o... Biafrabushboy oya accredit am

lilmaydee:
There was this girl in my old neighbourhood. After chyking her, she said I sholud give her time to think about it. This babe began to avoid me. Unfortunately, I saw her that evening coming back from an errand. I ran after her. The following conversation:
Me: wassup
Babe: I'm fine
Me: I had been looking for u all over the place
Babe: what happened, did I steal or kill somebody?
Me: no, its just that since our last discussion I didn't set my eyes on u again.
Babe: which discussion was that?
Me: so u have forgotten, k. Let me remind u. I told u I love u so much and I will want u to be my gf
Babe: laughing! See let me tell u the truth, the energy u want to start wasting in chasing me up and down, use it to make money. Mtcheeeeew!
I didn't know when tears dropped from my eyes. This happened. When I was 17years just outta secondary school

Lmao.. D girl was very funny o... Buh she told u dat one in private.. Nd dat made u chase money well i guess

HARDDON:
Ouch!

Was she with a guy? Or ur were so boring during d date that she swore never to have any dealings wit u?

There is something u aint telling

She wasnt with a guy.. Buh ders ds woman dat sat close to her i thought was her mom.. Buh wen she apologised she said dat wasn't her mom. I was neva boring bro.. M very hilarious.. Infact dat z d map to all my punany

BiafranBushBoy:
Chopbellefull my niggur!!!!

Hahahahaha...

Lol my man... Na so d tin go o... Buh later she called to apologize say na play.. I still dey vex till date sha

Atimes some ladies can choose to act funny....
Derz ds babe hv known for close to 2 mnths we chat and had a snappy date once..
Only for me to see her in a bus two days ago.. And i was like "what's up babe, so u dey my back since nd u no holla me?"
D response she gave me shook my bladder and kidney..
She said " hello hv we met b4" I still think say na play o i kon say babe y u dey whine na.. D nxt tin b say Mr please u r disturbing me, i dont know you" pple for bus kon dey look me..
I was so embarrassed. Guys share yours too. I no sure say person own pass my own

Tallesty1:
This is a very stupid post Oga sir.


A girlfriend isn't a necessity, it isn't all roses and beautiful winds, you don't lack anything if you don't have a girlfriend so I don't see why one will have to indulge in those things he listed up there.

Having a girlfriend comes with a lot of terms, conditions and downfalls that a man who isn't ready to settle down shouldn't get himself involved in.

Anything that has tires, engine or breast will give you problems so I do not see having a girlfriend as an important thing in a guy's Life. Not many of us are ready to devote time, money energy feelings loyalty to any fucking girlfriend in this age that being loyal to one girl means you are gonna cry.

And finally, no man is alround poor, he may be poor financially but rich in other things that some women need so being poor and being unadatable are not the same.


I had to join your comment with my first comment because I don't want to comment twice on this useless post.


That means that your next mention has been ignored.

Infact we hv replaced d OP u r d new OP

tstx:
Do You Think You Have The Mind To Date This Ebony Girl (pic)

or better still, Will You Smash Or Pass her...

Choi! I wonder hw she will go wen rapture takes place

Lwkmd... Ibadan for d money based on brown roofs

chubbygal:
Na so

ds one no b handcuff na nosecuff

godfatherx:
The BigBrotherNaija voting lines have closed, Nairalanders, let's do a quick poll, who do you support to win.
Like the pix of your favourite below.
This poll closes by 4:59:59pm today April 9, 2017.

Lalasticlala, Mynd44 pls help out.

BBNaija critics and holier than thou hypocrites, pls stay off this thread, I am a fan of the show.

Plz lalasticlala help me out i want to gv Efe double like..

Its jst a moniker .. Full of scam

1. Best of Duncan Mighty
2. Lil kesh-shele gan gan
3.phyno_ yes i pray

Tallesty1:
I used to like slim girls but it stopped when I threw one on the bed and spent over 10 minutes searching for her.

Aswear u cracked my ribs

Some girls can really gv u wrong number for Africa. Met ds girl in mushin after very humorous discussion.... I asked for her number she gave me and i called it right der. Switched off.. She said dnt worry d phone z down z even my whatsapp number. Den she bade me goodbye with a nice smile .. Till today dat number z switched off

Lol.. Even if na fiction.. It gat me laffing

i read d news and gave my frnd 20k to go to Abj... M believing God dat b4 10 years time i ll get 20k dollars too.. Whether pubilcly or privately

Acidosis:
Terry G, Duncan Mighty, Timaya,

Their time don pass...

timaya still dey kampe ooo

pls lala we prefer snake news to ds kinda trash... this shld b in lawma truck nt nairaland

this soldier kon resemble ballotelli

Nigerian singer, Asa has revealed she regrets doing a theme song for Gtbank much to the surprise of many.

It all started when a twitter user @ Donquixote tweeted at Gtbank asking them if they had thanked Asa for her song ‘ Place To Be’ which is the official theme song of the bank.
The singer then replied that she didnt want to be associated with the bank. The song was produced in 2009 and is the song that welcomes customers at every Gtbank branch.

See tweet below

NigerianTabloid:
http://www.tabloidnig.com/2016/08/how-omega-fire-ministry-pastor-sexually.html

nonsense! Y didnt u tell us hw u fell for him and opened ur legs.. Coz som of doz gestures e was making wont b possible without continous approval frm u. Liar!

omenkaLives:
"Cos I don't want any fake love when I'm making my paper.. "

Imagine the nonsense. Too bad people purchase the useless noise you make in the name of music. The fans of our entertainers have made them so complacent and mediocre. Have they eve imagined these guys ion stage, facing judges in a talent hunt show, and singing those their songs that play on our radios and televisions withought all the instruments and voice enhancers?

Not up to 1% of them would make it through the auditions.

Imagine standing in front of judges and ranting "skiborobo skibo, yepa, oshé,"... They'd just venerating at you like "is he okay? "

Iranu! U dat u hv faced judges.. Pls werz ur throwback photo and fame.. Leave our musicians 4 us we love nd value dem dat way

sleeknick:
Abeg who know any place where pesin fit buy sachet slap?

lol. Yes, check nkataa.com or jiji it

Amarabae:
*smiles* Happy sunday

same here dear.. Hope u went 2 church? Me m sending u ds msg frm d pulpit..lol

esosuo2:
Be dere crushing on pipo I am crushing on oh u no wan get respect
For d record I get one or two pipo crushing on mi but won't say it cherlene number 1 , oyind17 number 2., berlynn d lovelyn and that savvy2

bros nawa 4 u o.. Amarabae wey i jst put 4 my mind sinx al dz while na hin u sef wan kon dey drag.. Ok sinx u get other crush leave ds fine miss 4 me.. Lol amarabae oya koman settle fight o

OP tnk U very much 4 ds opportunity to pour out my mind.. I jst came across ds lady on a topic in nairaland.. I m e-crushing on amarabae..*smiles*

thecatch:
For Me fair dudes aren't my type. It's a total turn off for me...it just doesn't give me the vibes

every girl has her choice.. A girl once told me she hate fair guys coz she doesnt like deek dat blushes. Lol