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Prison break abt to happen in Enugu

Ds sakordie black o... Chai #burntoffering

CosmeticChemist:
A customer ordered for a ton of palm kernel cakes. while I was trying to load them into the van.. I saw a snake undulating in between bags of cake. Without thinking I jumped up, fled and shook for several seconds. I called my boys who killed the snake.

A close up pic I harvested from the internet shows it was a baby Taipan.. Taipan's in Nigeria is real my friends. pls be careful..

Please do u have grinded palm kernel for sale i need it for my pigs feed... Around lagos

Kobicove:
Which place is that?

Does it not have a name?

Its called robo robo

How da place go com be now?

FTC... I dedicate it to Salah,

Bro m suffering same tin nw, although m nt sure shez cheating yet.. Bt i hv let go no matter wat..
If sergio Ramos cn do dat to Salah, dats enuf reason d world z wicked.. I advise u to pull off your dolphin heart nd wear dat of a lion.
The easiest way u cn forget her z to get a new gf

Baba o, baba o, baba o, (in kiss Daniels voice). Hw u take knw ds guy.. Chai uwa mmebi

Bet9ja old mobile is having issues OP.. If u want to book games go and use the new mobile.. I am experiencing d same fault even my friends too.. When u open d site d panel shows and after that if u tap bet, it will jst keep rolling dat green loader.. Its a general fault

NCAN hw far?

Congratulations lala, wen i saw d isi agu cloth... My joy sky rocketed nw knowing fully well u r ibo

D surprise on him face funny gan.. E b like 'na lie, u dnt mean it

My dear i hardly comment here.. Buh i hv ds advice for u.. Run for ur life.. D guy z unserious . Me hv a babe too dati kept in anoda state always assuring her, bt deep down i knw m saving her for quuckie weneva i visit d town she is. So forget dat guy nd gv a more serious guy a chance.

Op wan use laff kee me.. I jst dey laff since. Nice1 op

timilehin007:
GAYbuel

Lol abeg o.. All of u calling me gay, i tak God beg una.. I str8 pass ruler.. Na bad tin as i talk wetin i see?

Lalasticlala oya o... Ds one na our own. Lets support him

All i cn see in d scnd pic is his deak!

Pple calling me gay, abeg m very str8 m nt gay.. I said wat i saw.. Shuo!

Well up barca tomoro... Nd i think i dedicate ds FTC to all Barca fans worldwide

Bro abeg add me up..

Rejecting a woman is like wounding a lion.. Be ready for d worst.
I remember my secondary school, a girl asked me out i turned her down. After a week she reported to my mom that i spend money excessively in school. As mumcy check her savings, surprisinglylike 30sth k don comot in 4weeks. Dah was d worst school term of my life. Gloria wereva u are, i dont love u and neva will.

Abeg all ds bra, i dey hear A-cup, D-cup.. Pls hw can we identify all ds cups.. M confused

Qh op.. U don born another jesus b dat o. U hv a new baby on xmas chai..
My xmas i was drunk wit local made ogogoro original one with 1960 rootz.. I no get myself till 27th i was stooling till i drank tetracycline

With those small breasts... Which kyn humor doz bobby wan gv abeg..

Lol... I cn relate to that one dat says i hv told my mom abt u.. Me i always say all my family knws u

I Planned to breakup with amaka.. January 1st we broke up on d 7th we reconciled. Up till nw m still dating amaka. Atyms z doing me like juju

FarmTech:
Op, how was the fishing?

D tin tire me.. I left d fish for God, as i no sabi catch na

superboyspecial:
what if her biggest fan is a lady?...just thinking out loud

Me i was thinking it is her father daz her biggest fan o

Hmm na lie.. Congo-Brazavile president daugter set pass her...

Of coz yes.. As long as she is my sister

They ll be doing mummy and daddy na..

Incrizz:
Are you sure it's me..?

So u wnt to tell me u don't have any admirer... Dah u put in pending list

Incrizz:
The truth is my green light needs polishing and cleaning. I don't even know where the switch is..

Ehen.. But op wait o.. What of that other guy dah is toasting you. Dying for ur matter night nd day.. What happend to him?

OP. The guy likes u too... Buh as african china talk e dey get whitlow for mouth.. Or maybe he z a kinda guy dah doesn't rush tins.. Just keep Showing him green light.. If ur light no too green. Then toast him na. Shuo. Yes toast him.. He ll blush