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Ohio7:
Which location are you? I'm in Abuja.
Heard same thing too that after medicals, and when results have been sent and reviewed, we should be called for the training session.

Lagos.

Ohio7:
Thank you bro.
But do you have an idea of what's next?

This is the level I am at myself now. But from a conversation I had with a lady who had gone through this before, the next thing after medicals result have been received and reviewed, should be invite for the 3-week training.

I am waiting for the invite.

Ohio7:
I had my documentation yesterday. Medicals will come up on Monday in Abuja

Congratulations!

Ohio7:
I had my panel interview last week Saturday. Hoping for top management interview invite soon

How was the top management interview. And what's going on with the recruitment now?

Ohio7:
I write the test in Abuja last week Saturday.

Wait, you wrote the test? We did our own since February in Lagos

neolboy:
Ever since Chioma came into Davido's life things have been working in his favour. He really seems happy this past few month


Lord bless us with a partner that will bring good things our way

I hope you are counting from 5 years back sha...

datascience:
I received an email to choose centre. although I am yet to do that after my browser says portal closed.

But my question is: How does this relate to being shortlisted or not? How can one verify such?

Thanks to any one willing to reply me.

1. Not everyone got the mail.
2. Some of us tried to login and choose a center and got the "You've not been shortlisted blah blah blah" pop message

These might not be hypothetically factual answers to your question, but I guess it tells you something, right?

Well see for yourself ..

pussyAvenger:
The world has gone beyond norm..Some people have difficulty with spotting what matters and what doesn't...

This is a social media..No one here is a potentate of decency... I can't collapse a four-year old moniker simply because it doesn't go down well with some self-acclaimed nairaland saints and clergymen..Seun isn't complaining.


Live and let live....Davido and wizkid have baby mamas, yet most us secretly love their guts

A world of relative standards

Lmao people and double standards. Nor mind dem jere!

I just found this on a group and tried it, since the psychotic is reverse. It say don't touch, but obviously we would read it as touch here lol

I was shook when my phone froze after touching the said place. I tried it over ten times more and the same thing happened.

Can anyone explain the tech behind this, abi the juju behind it or both?

Don de try register, ordinary register o, e nor de gree.

The site de load like say na Glo person de use

We nor sabi closing date

Dem put test date for further confusion

Abeg who don see am do pass registration point?

Make we sabi wetin we go write for placard

Would this be effective enough?!

For me, I believe so. Because the next three street would hear the alarm if it goes off

LOL they even added metal bars for weight!! As per the one whey heavy na hin be original.

Naija I will never stop hailing thee.

Coldfeets:
Do you mind them at all?

Most of them didn't even get the point I AM trying to get across.

Fools.

LOL I guess some things aren't for some people's "level", however easy these things seem.

Nwanieke:
I think you still have to be patient. they have invited some for aptitude test that applied last year as you. maybe they still want more numbers. I applied for the frontline position too but I am yet to be invited for test. I think they're yet to contact any of you guys that did medicals at that time, why I am saying this is because I have some friends that did medicals in February for the frontline position but access bank is yet to contact them after then.

Thank you Sir. I appreciate.

We applied, wrote the test, went for panel interview, and was invited for medical tests, and that's the last I have heard of them. This was 20th/21st of last month, February I would like to know:

Has the programme begun?

Are they still thinking of who to pick?

Have they picked and I didn't known because I wasn't picked?

Has anyone heard from them ever since the medicals; and email, SMS, call, anything?

Anyone with valid information please answer these questions, please. I just need to know my fate at least.

Asowari:
biko wat is BDSM

Bible Dictation and Study Meeting.

Adetunwase Adenle is a Nigerian Teacher, Artist, Marketing Consultant and the only Nigerian citizen who has four Guinness World Records to his name .

According to the BBC, he holds the record for the biggest painting that has been painted by the largest number of people. This record was made with the aim of teaching less privileged kids how to paint, draw and celebrate Nigeria at 50.

He is the co-founder and CEO of Ecole De Dessin School of Art. He attended Federal College of Education (Technical) Akoka where he studied Fine and Applied Art.”

Adenle’s first Guinness World Record is said to be as big as a football field. It is a painting that has the highest number of recreations in the world.

His second Guinness World Record is for the highest number of children who read together at the same time to encourage other children to read books.

Adenle’s third Guinness World Record is for the highest number of children to wash their hands together at the same time to promote personal hygiene.

Finally, He set the record for creating the biggest post office stamp which was used to celebrate Lagos State at 50. Currently, this 4-time Guinness World record holder lives in Lagos, Nigeria. He is attempting to set a 5th record so as to touch the lives of people and also make his country Nigeria proud all For The Culture!


Source: https://olorisupergal.com/2018/03/13/culture-meet-adetunwase-adenle-nigerian-teacher-4-guinness-world-records/

BABANGBALI:
Chaei after I have tolded my babe that I scores 348

With your English, I like to believe you wrote 148 wrongly.

You can't try this on Nigerian roads. Even on four wheels you and your car isn't promised balance, let alone all the weight tilted on just the tip of two. Jus try am, they will pick pieces of your bones on the same road.

NB: Talent can lead to unforgettable performances, but leadership demands something deeper.

Here are 10 traits that require no talent from you as a leader, but will net you strong results.

1. Being on Time
If you cannot be early, at least be on time. Tardiness is a sign of disrespect to those counting on you. Chronic lateness is the fruit of lack of discipline or little margin. Both serve leaders poorly. Promptness is an irreducible minimum in leadership.

2. Work Ethic
When the work gets hard, work hard. We all need personal time to avoid burning out, but when it comes time to work, the best leaders put forth their hardest effort. Mark Cuban said, “Work like there is someone working 24 hours a day to take it all away from you.”

3. Effort
Stephen King said, “Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work.” While I will never be the most talented person in a room, I will always out-effort all of the talent. Those whose efforts push harder will be promoted higher.

4. Body Language
Make an impact by how you carry yourself. Hold your shoulders back, look people in the eye, don’t sigh when working and stand still instead of shifting weight. These communicate confidence. In our culture, two ways to stand out using body language are smiling and keeping your face out of your phone.

5. Energy
Bo Bennett said, “Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation and a pinch of creativity.” Leaders cannot delegate energy—it is theirs to supply. It manifests outwardly to get a new project off the ground. It embraces the grind in order to move the machine along

6. Attitude
Chose an attitude of joy over skepticism. When others are nonchalant, have an attitude that simply cares more than the competition. Lead yourself to determine your attitude instead of allowing circumstances to determine it for you.

7. Passion
Passion is the fuel for success. Don’t underestimate the power of being fired up for your cause. And don’t mistake passion for volume. Mature passion is always relentless but rarely loud.

8. Being Coachable
Teachability is the hallmark of next-level leaders. Learn to ask questions and listen. Know what you do not know and stay humble enough to allow others to guide you.

9. Doing Extra
Chick-fil-A is known for its “second mile service.” Refuse to do just enough . Over delivering is remembered long after the delivery is over. Remarkable people give you more than you pay for, ask for or expect.

10. Being Prepared
Sweat in preparation so you don’t bleed in battle. Flying by the seat of your pants is good for those who want to get by on talent alone. Unseen preparation results in unforgettable performances.

Source: www.outreachmagazine.com/features/16628-10-must-have-leadership-habits-that-require-zero-talent.html?

I do not know who this person person is, I found this narrative somewhere while I was on my usual internet wander. But, I think this is kind of intriguing and interesting altogether.

I put this in the Jokes Section for the lack of a better section to put it. If it better fits another department, please let it be moved there.

And the wall actually had a dent. This part got me reeling in laughs.

See below...