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Where is the door handle?

nairalanduseles:
u be olodo

Aziiiin massive Olodo!! Colossal one!! E nor even say e write JAMB three times nor see enter school, e FAIL am three times back to back LMAO this dude na joke!!

Skyfornia:
Sure!? Abi na advert the keke dey do?

I think am too, ẹ go mean say the solar panel whey de on top the keke na part of the advert be that.

This was a shot taken by my uncle at Secretariat Road, Ibadan, Oyo State, sometime yesterday..

The information inscription there, as you'd see reads; "I'm run by the Sun! No Petrol!!" Atop the Tricycle you can see the solar panels lined up.

This looks Made In Nigeria; not the Tricycle itself now but, the solar alterations. In fact, it has to totally be made in Nigeria.

I wonder how efficient this would be.

The former Ivorian International star, Emmanuel Eboue, is dead. Emmanuel Eboue is reported to have committed suicide in London. Eboue, is believed to had struggled with long-term depression. He was found dead in his sister’s North London home according to Police.

Ex-Ivorian football star Emmanuel Eboue did not leave a note behind and he was found hanging in the room on a fan hook, Police said in a statement. Police declined to comment whether it was suicidal or a perpetrated act act but assured the public an investigation is ongoing.

Emmanuel Eboue had received offers of legal advice in his bid to overturn a court ruling which was set to leave him homeless in the wake of his bitter divorce.

The ex-Arsenal defender, 34, previously spoke to the Mirror of his fears for the future following his acrimonious split from wife Aurelie.

The former Galatasaray star a fortnight ago revealed how he lost all his fortunes, going from a rich football star to a poor man who was contemplating suicide.

Eboue made millions of pounds at Arsenal and then more than £1.5million a year at Turkish side Galatasaray. However, the football star said he had lost all he had to his wife Aurelie who he claimed also handled his finances, adding that “whatever she told him to sign he signed.

After their divorce, the court awarded all his fortunes to his wife in a divorce settlement and he was ordered to also give up his house in London to the ex-wife.

The 34-year old and his wife lived there before he bought a mansion– which Aurelie has now put on the market.

Eboue had also surrendered his expensive cars to his wife, and before his death, he relied on London public transport. He often slept on a mattress on his living room floor.

As if all these were not enough, Eboue was also said to be suffering from an undisclosed medical problem. The 34-year-old had served a one-year ban for failing to pay a former agent but got back into football recently, agreeing a deal with Cypriot side Turk Ocagi Limassol.

However, his move to Cyprus was not plain sailing and his agent Tekin Bircini said his client was facing ‘medical problems’.


Source: elombah.com

ImperialYoruba:

This is why Achebe said Yorubas are jealous of Igbos. They are ahead of us in drinking competition.

Hahahaha you damn right brother!

This Land Is Not For Sale. Beware Of 419.

marooh:
It is Ebony or ebonyi or Eboyin?


this how to know people that surf ebony pornsite


Some people because they are in haste to paste on nairaland will make them forget to check their headline

LOL thank you for pointing this out in your own weird way.

On Saturday, the senior special adviser to Ebonyi state governor on infrastructure maintenance, Chief Ali Odefa, organized a drinking competition in Abakaliki as part of his contributions to talent development in the state.

God will help us in this country!

Daviddson:
No hard feelings, bro. But you could have easily written "saw this on the Internet" rather than "found it lying around" suggesting you saw the hard copy newspaper inside your house. Little things like this matter.

Thanks man.

Na JOKE o. ehn ehn

Me sef nor get any proof say e tok am.

But I know say e nor fit tok am

so na massive joke!



P.S. - I nor call anybody name. Na the picture carry name.

Adebisiracheal:
nice one

Thanks.

Daviddson:
No sir, you found it on Twitter/Facebook. We criticise our politicians for lying, we should be better than they are, morally.

Okay let us agree that you want to make a slanderer of me, right?

The FB/Twitter nor qualify enter the "found it lying around" statement?

Three, I didn't find it any where on both, it could be there, but I didn't find mine there.

Bros na 2018 we de go so o, do am easy and jeje.

kettykings:
The same set of people , the same country , same issues 40 years after

Azin ehnnn the thing don exhaust my mind finish.

I found this lying around. The headline shows that we have always been in a mess, nor be today.

By the way, the newspaper was 10kobo at the time.

lordm:
Just try it here. You will come and meet the frame of your car

LOL

aybabz101:
That is germany.......this is Nigeria

In Germany........Sanity is available
In Nigeria. .......... Insanity dominates

Notwithstanding, u can start by parking ur own car @Suleja. If it's still there d next day, then i may consider joining u.

See why we can't pull such off?

The "You do fess, then if you nor die, I go do too" mentality we carry. LOL chai

OrestesDante:



∆ Comparing Germany to Nigeria is very stupid..

Germany was once a world power ... Nigeria is just like a poultry where chickens look upon their owner to get fed...

Drop your car like this because of fuel price hike and you'll hear nween.... ∆

No one did a comparison. Not even the slightest.

scribble:
How many lastma

LMAO abeg hepp me ask am. Where dem wan tow all the moto go keep?

whitebeard:
That is hot..!

LOL

This happened in Germany. There is nothing unity with sense can't achieve. We need measures of unity with sense like this in Nigeria.

Do not get it twisted, I am not directly saying we should do this exactly when we have unfair fuel price hike, or hoarding as it is right now in the country. I am saying we need to adopt concepts of unity with sense. There a whole lot of way we can do this, I believe.

Plus this wouldn't just be for fuel related issues, it'll be for ever other sector of our economy that requires it.

But, I like this Germans' style sha

In the spirit of the season, this Twitter user with Header, "Based On Logistics" queried FCMB for not sending a well wishing Christmas message. He tweeted; "So no message from FCMB for Christmas?".

The bank, in its verified account, responded in all wits: " Based on logistics, it's "Jesus" Birthday not yours, Abdul."

Did you get a message from your bank? Even MTN nor gree send man any keresimesi message.

sirusX:
Why the man no follow queue for filling station make we know say we suffer the same suffer

LOL make e join queue 6:30am comot there 01:40pm with half tank. Make the thing kon finish inside traffic jam before e reach where e de go

sirusX:
Why the man no follow queue for filling station make we know say we suffer the same suffer

LOL make e join queue 6:30am comot there 01:40pm

I found this picture on twitter with the caption; "Plateau state governor patronizing black market".

I don't know what to think.

The spray tear gas part got me

LOL

dollytino4real:
make una no go born bolt and norts

LMAO

If a whole VP can charge with Power bank, who am I?

Lamzee:
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You go pay for this land whey you buy so

This mechanic, adorned in his work apron, takes his pre-wedding shoot with his beautiful girlfriend to his workshop.

Personally, I think this is style and class!

Peep this.

See how he became well tanned? That's going from being Caucasian, in 2004 to nearly black this present time. I know a few of our people who are black, don't appreciate it, and would want to bleach their soul out and become Caucasian

Very tiring and black mentality we blacks are wired. tch