Na wa o this guy and makydebbie nose I no which one funny pass..

De both got me in stitches

DriveByKiller:


This post should be benchmarked as proof that people who make irksome posts on Nairaland like sarrki and this dude, who also take the pain to be the first to comment are often suffering from some advance stages of attention-craving disorder, emotional density and a turbulence of psychological storm.

Dude is intelligent no doubt but has a great unresolve in his spiritual and mental roadmaps . Unfortunately that's the part of his life he chooses to display in Nairaland.

He's always passed as a mindless troll to me whose motive is solely to make others pissed. Not knowing he's pissed himself offline.

Happy birthday to the gentle troll all the same.

He might be a decent and humane fellow in real life.. I don't judge peeps by their e-persona cos the are often all make-believes

if you had been stalking his posts you'ld have seen where he had intermittently asked some graduates to mail dia CV's to him in a bid to pull strings and help them secure jobs.. without charging a dime

So just forget about the nasty things he says while trollin 4 fun but follow what he does..

"Follow my lead not my language cos its dangerous"- cappadonna of wutang clan

Greatzeus:

Is this the most pressing concern of your life? Of all things a grown man could wake up to think of achieving,this is your own goal today
Besides I'm sure he has multiple accounts and he is already being an " out of contest poster" as usual all over the forum. So your concern is unnecessary.

Seems you smoked a spliff tonight.. thats why u spewed such thrashy jive

But lemme crystalize your mind a bit.. hav'nt u heard of the adage that says that "their is no accounting for taste"

Your hatred for him won't undermine the fact that he's an intellectual.. its never his fault that your shallow mind cannot comprehend his writeups.. Illiteracy is a disease

Mentally impaired sod

https://www.nairaland.com/4302346/could-nwaamaikpe/1#64398233


I stumbled upon the aforementioned thread today where fans were expressing their displeasure over NwaAmaikpe's ban

The empathy was palpable.. cos fans want him around

Lalasticlala and mynd44 we know NwaAmaikpe must have acted out of character and deserved the ban ... but please let your mercy override your justice.. his long absence is becoming unbearable.. pls unban him

Afta he was banned many wannabees sprang up but couldnt measure up.. none could replicate his ingenuity.. their can only be one NwaAmaikpe



Dis is my humble supplication on behalf of his fans

#freeNwaAmaikpe#

Favouramani:
Sunday stuff
She can't suffer in cooking for me because I will not that for her that's one of the things that make a man a husband material.

Still best chef on Nl quote me wrong

Thegeneralqueen let's cook dear

Keep it up bro .. i used to be lazybone bachelor and eating out was kinda my thing

Until nysc tossed my ass to one remote village in the north where I had allergic reactions on their meals

I was compelled to develop culinary skills and subsequently enjoys cooking

Cooking yourself is fun and safer for one's health.. this many dont no

edimolu2:

The dude you quoted is a complete-dunce who deserves no response from me, he is one of the fewest dunderheads you have succeeded in fooling!

Any observant mind would notice the semblance,Only a fool wouldn't figure you are postmann, at least the account remains the only nairalander sobriquet you would diss playfully, something you don't try with your other cohorts!

Even your predictable psychology gives you away at the highest maximum, only if your fatherr was literate and intelligent enough to have bestowed upon you a better educational system and a rare quest for achieving success, you wouldn't be this paranoid! Nairaland addict! Seu.n best defines your existence, always changing monikers like a sozzled-ediat!

May your bed-ridden mother be fisted anlly by a thousand drunks..son of a "maggot infested cûnt" mother

Sweetheart, i love the way you oblige me anytime am in the mood to panel beat your stunted destiny..it shows how idle and visionless your life and thoughs are! Ode

Even when evidence of distinction between them was laid bare.. you still stood your ground basking in denial, yet you couldnt counter it with factual or pictorial evidence.. instead you're here dishing out baseless assertions

Its now obvious you're dissing your overlords for recognition, to hype your poignant ego

In the history of nairaland e-warriors you have no placement

Test your verbal impact by beefing deadrat or airforce1 b4 advancing to real G's like the great lezz, postmann or TSOM.. lest U get humiliated

https://www.nairaland.com/2929399/top-10-nairalands-phrasemakers-recent

Edimolu you keep reiterating that lezz and postmann is same dude.. but evidently you're just wallowing in fallacy of self delusion

I'll like u to have a swift perusal on the aforementioned thread where lezz and postmann fell out.. or could it be that lezz dissed himself on that thread to?

Lezz, postmann and thesonofmark are intellectuals you shouldnt brawl wit.. cos the are so lethal when you cross them

The sooner you let go the better for you.. lest the lash you with more caustic verbal ass-whips

This post gat me drifting on a nostalgic memory of some highschool classic novels

Shakespear's masterpiece "The merchant of Venice" a tale of heartless Shylock wanting a pound of flesh from Anthonio if he fails to meet the deadline of a loan.. a smokescreen ploy to kill Anthonio his rival and have jessica whom the both longed for..

Anthonio couldnt meet the deadline but wanted paying shylock twice the amount as compensation for the delay.. but shylock insisted he no longer needs the money that he wants the pound of flesh cos the deadline was not met.. and it led to a litigation

But the twist of it was when Antonio's shrewd lawyer said their was no clause in the agreement that Anthonio should loose blood when shylock will get his pound of flesh and that was how shylock lost the case cos he cant get his pound of flesh witout shedding Anthonio's blood

Pusssy causing rift between best of frnds since time immemorial

Fifthwave:


Score cheap points? To fetch me money or what?

I see you portray all the features of an undergraduate, graduate, and "over graduate" put together. If your advice is that he go do research on the course, doesn't it pass a message that you're ignorant of the prospects of the course?

I repeat, why would anyone advise someone whose plan was to study Medicine to accept Animal Science?
How are they related?

(Do you see who lack comprehension now?)

I can relate with your angle of edification

"Follow your passion" is one of the rudiments of success in life

What if many students come out wit good grades @ 100level and he ends up not been among the few selected .. he will end up carring on with the animal science and he's likely not to pursue it obsessively cos thats not where his passion lies, and that might be the beginin of his undoing

Many graduates today are unemployed cos the are not employable .. the rush in to study anything the are offerd witout passion for it and end up quacks in such discipline

Deathlezz:
the irony is that shoprite belongs to Christo Wiese a Dutch descendant whose father ensured jayceon was a salve, an economic lackey and an idle, aimless internet Chupacabra.

Not one Zulu owned either dstv, shoprite, games, or Woolworth. This is the reason South Africa is the most unequal country in the world. With jayceon and his 40 million Zulus left to feed on crumbs.

All white companies in South Africa flee to Nigeria because they black Zulus after apartheid introduced a program named BEE which is official theft turning white companies into black ownership and placing unemployable, illiterate Zulus as board of directors and other top hierarchy by legislative fiat.

Most white owned companies filed for bankruptcy, others left and others ran overseas both as individual and corporations.

That’s why shoprite and others only started flocking here after 1994 when Zulus where brought out into civilization and political participation.

How many SA tv stations are on dstv?

Just because a white expatriate who owns dstv dwells in SA then he's claimin SA brought dstv to Nigeria.. shoprites and kfc are also ownd by whites in SA

The numbskull jayceon should name one investmnt in nigeria by an SA indigene

Jayceon:
SA introduced you to civilization by dominating your economic space with it's world class retail stores and restaurants and also colonized you with DSTV

you ugly apes need to remember that every time you open your big nostrils and talk nonsense

SA have always been reputed for indolence and sex addiction

How many shoprites and Kfc are there in nigeria for you to claim SA dominated our economic space.. you're just irredeemably dumb

Nigerians came to SA hussled with tenacity and dominated your ecominic sphere thats why you slowpokes have been jealous and tryna shove nigerians out of your country

I don't even know why am dignifyin you with responses cos you're just to shallow.. You and i can't relate on intellectual grounds.. with your schematic notions

LeSudAfricaine:
you write and then quote yourself, give yourself praises , damn that's sad

Your level of daftness beats all stretch of my imagination

You even had the balls to say you can't stoop so low to their level.. what makes you think you can measure up intellectually or out-brawl the poetic postmann or the ruthless deathlezz

U beta duck when you see them cos I can assure you they'll lay your ass out if you ever dare to square up

Deathlezz n postMann are not an entity..
https://www.nairaland.com/2929399/top-10-nairalands-phrasemakers-recent

''Aint nothin like the real tin'' In Marvin gaye's voice

Sex doll is all about penetration but quality sex aint all about just penetration cos the fun of sex lies in pre-intimacy ,cuddling, handling, caressing,kissing, bj, romancing, stroking, spanking and all of these a sex doll can't indulge you

Humanity is gradually loosing it's sanity we need to snap back to reality and realize that sex doll is a sham

#IstandWithPussy#

Blackfyre:


I don't think you are as persistent as I am, at least so far online. It's a tricky thing to persuade people to a way except they have been through stuffs or seen stuffs do they genuinely believe wholeheartedly which is what God wants not lip service or just mere tag they are Christians. I have used all means, danced their dance, sang their songs, antagonize them but it's clear only God can make a man see and that is until terrible stuffs happen to them. These days people are becoming increasingly spiritually shallow.

However, what if I told you, I know a place where God speaks through a human? I mean he himself no middleman or anything.

I know someone who is far senior than me spiritually who warned me against evangelism or the persuasion I do online. She says it cannot be as something befalling that person and running to God. When you beg people to come to God, you are making him appear cheap. Put some pride on it and leave them. When life happens to them, they will run to him not you pleading with them.

The sort of minds we have now are not the types of those years, these ones are just terrbly shallow no ounce of awareness in their lives. You may try, but I guarantee you, it will zap the zeal and leave you sad.


It's why I said its futile, those who are for him, you won't need to scream to their ears before they listen. A little you say will grow bounds in their minds.

The more I try to align with your thoughts the more I find them
pointless

Your submission holds that until a man is hit with tragedy befor he'll turn to God.. but I can assure you your assertion is not biblically backed


When jonah preached to the people of nineveh who were neck-deep in immorality and perversion the wept, showed remorse and repented


The world is now digitally inclined I urge you to blend with the trend.. Social media evangelism aids to reach a wider audience and some have been saved via such. Their is no biblical injunction for one not to preach via social media

I've tried so hard to find these memes funny but laughter eludes me

Could it be that av lost my sense of humour or these memes just doesn't add up?

Blackfyre:




There is no hope and its actually in futility really. Because the prophecy said these would be the sign of the times, fighting it is like fighting God's words and no man ever succeeded in that. It's for those who have God in their hearts to heed to his will and take note.

Sadly as the bible itself said, there are those destined for destruction no matter how hard you try, their heart will always choose the wrong things.

So cos these are signs of end times then evangelism should be brought to a halt? You implyin that no hope that some can still be redeemed?

Persistence breaks all form of resistence.. a handful might still take heed when continuously preached to and become repentant

You saying no need for further evangelism cos all the immoralities are predestined.. that's a lame justification

Evangelism is a continuous thingy up till de 11th hour

Giyazz ma hommie I've been stalking your page and rap battles

You've been dope since inception.. love your profound lyrical prowess and thats the consciousness of hiphop

Kip it up and you gon reach the heights
Much love broda.. we gat u

CNN is gradually drifting towards junk journalism

Always having a slanted opinion against trump.. their hatred for him is palpable

Core journalism is meant to be objective and liberal.. but CNN have been compromised to malign trump

A poacher is what you are.. How can you be scared of loosing what was neva yours.. Tryna snatch a girl huz already hooked and you have the balls to claim she's leaving you lovelorn?

U'r such a dreamer .. U need 2 snap back 2 reality
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gloria34:
this is my first topic on nl, pls 4give my typos and short comings.

I am yet to understand what men want. u hear guys say 'I can't be in a relationship without sex', yet they say they want a virgin bride. when they hear a a girl is not a virgin, she is branded as a prostitute, yet they demand sex 4rm their girlfriends. a girl once told her boyfriend she wants them to stop having sex till they are married and d guy immediately quit d relationship. most guys can't do, they come online to say d opposite and are quick to condemn anygirl who is not a virgin. i really want to know, guys, what do u really want?

You must be living in the past to come up with thiis archiac cognition

Gone are the days when men are virgins obsessed.. Cos we know rooting for a virgin in this era of inordinate immorality is a lost cause

Lately men crave to marry women who are relatively decent, a woman with vision and with ethical and intellectual compactability

Misery loves company

all she could offer was probably her Puna that was why she was laid and ditched.. and now she's fuming that he's gettin married to a woman wit dreams?

Gone are the days men marry women with beauty and no substance..
we cant be swayed by your juicy cookie.. we now know beta

policy12:


From the response by the majority it only shows u how ladies are after money. A date does not signify u are to sleep with him or have him as ur BF, at a date u discuss business and other opportunities beyond the 200k all the ladies are clamoring for.

U must be frosted mentally to come up wit this piece of jive..

The pic obviously depicts a smash date n you're here talking of potentials and some hopeless optimism

This aint a beffitin pic for such kinda offer
His eyes dilated like an Indisposed sod.. body looking slacky

Still wonderin what could make a lady forgo such stacks for his kinda

This creepy creature gives me the creeps.. nysc in gombe was hell on earth cos of sporadic snakes intrusion in our lodge

Am not a fan of animal brutality but I don't mind snakes been butchered to extinction

Ring or no Ring a hoe is gon be a hoe

NoChill:
The OP must NwaAmaikpe with another moniker

I don't engage dimwits in an altercation but lemmi indulge you

haters have been tryna dissuade him from been outspoken but we just wanna show him love to spur him to kip up with his insightful comments

I've been here since last year but Nwaamaikpe registerd mid this year.. yet you dint spot that cos you're probably sufferin from myopia thats why you were quick to make that assertion

Funny how people deem honesty a virtue yet nobody wanna hear the truth. At 1st we had Bonario Nnags of LIB(linda's blog) an intellectual and philanthropist with a discerning mind he was so unequivocal and had LIB buzzin. His words are laced with veracity and venom so toxic and threw daddy freeze off balance. Bonario became our hero and i thought have seen it all.

Out of the blue another genius surfaced by name NwaAmaikpe a voracious reader,an esoteric intelluctual, a celebrities nightmare,a highbrow ,an unalloyed political analyist.. he spills it hot like lava and leaves peeps shocked like a live wire. Sacarsm reeks off him; but he's been a victim of public perception just because some folks with shallow deductive cognition when the can't comprehend his thoughts it translates to misjudgment. Don't be quick to throw shots @ NwaAmaipke without reading his posts intently, he speaks ironic most times and wen de parochial and feebleminded can't catch his drift the fuss that his writting gibberrish.. nairaland would definitely loose it's appeal without NwaAmaikpe on board for my comic relief.

NwaAmaipke is a fun lover whose delight stems from dishing out the truth lace with humour, magnificent diction and sacarsm. I must admit that one of his downsides is he sometimes goes overboard by treatin topical issues with some measure of levity and thats his character flaw, but generally it's fun having him here.. he sounds like a loverboy and for ya'll Hot ladies who love their cookie to be driiled ; NwaAmaikpe and papiikush gat the juice.

Bonario and NwaAmaipke have my utmost respect and rep the igbo folks. Igbos are genetically predisposed to be diligent and focused but airforce1 has been kickin dirt on our image. On behalf of the igbos peeps on this forum we officially disown Airforce1 as one of us it's either his a hybrid or he's from ebony or delta cos a pure igbo don't have his kind of disposition. His online pesona smacks of immaturity, A demented fellow with a litany of misdeeds. Stupidity has given him a tight huge. Steady swimming in an ocean of foolishness, instead of him focusing on his music career he's so engrossed with flossin his lousy lifestyle online.

Much love for NwaAmaikpe keep dishing out the truth; haters should get a grip, much respect for Explorers.. Stil missing the poetic curvyibogirl who had a cameo appearance on nairaland; her piece "the virgin hunter" got me cracked up.

Note: this post has no ethnocentric undertone am not tryna hype or demean any ethnic group. It's rather a mild criticism on a confused broda cos his hollow attitude nids an overhaul.

CC

He might be a good leader buh he's too frail to remain on de saddle.. @ his age he should be lounging and playin wit his great grand kids

Leadership requires not just intellectual capability, he is physically ineffectual to carry on

Ponzi schemes are for the de indolent.. An ill-fated venture embedded with much uncertainties and loads of grief..

Wit all sense of humanity when i saw the danger looming i cautioned my friends that the 100% interest is a bait and a scam and not sustainable but some took ma words wit levity cos they are neck-deep ponzi dependants

For how long would the kip swindling Nigerians?
Its time to be business oriented.. We are predisposed to earn money by creating value and not some disorganised money redistribution called MMM

Isley brothers- body kiss (full album)
Luther vandros- stop to love
Deborah cox- just be good to me
Sinead o cor- nothing compares to you
The weeknd- as you are
Madonna - heartbreak city
Enya- so I could find my way
Sam Smith- life support
Lionel Richie - tender heart
Cindi lauper - time after time
Celine Dion - us
Tracy Chapman - I'm ready
Adele - remedy
Rihanna- stay
Lemar- if there is any justice
Marc anthony- I reach for you
John legend - I love , you love
T pain- u got me
Joe - testify
Keith sweat- nobody