pocohantas:
A fashion faux pas is simply fashion gaffes/mistakes.

1- EXCESS MAKEUP/POORLY DONE MAKEUP
It is makeup for a reason, it is supposed to give you that pop. Not destroy what you had before. Do not be quick to use every makeup item on your face- especially when you do not even know how to use them. www.nairaland.com/attachments/10456741_8988c45cc1554c55aab0b7f06d83f8f4_jpeg7de480261b76f3467e1e4030b7f17455

2- VISIBLE PANTY LINES
Showing panty lines is a no no for any grown woman. Avoid wearing underwears that are visible in your pants, body-con dresses, skirts...etc. Get seamless and nude underwears for such dresses. www.nairaland.com/attachments/10456726_74e1f5161f1b47d2995191c5d9c69c9c2622300002da48480d1af_jpeg209012ae07a492645e785e34f0c97175

3- UNCOMFORTABLE HEELS
Heels are fashionable only when you can strut in them. Anything less and you can save us the embarrassment of watching you walk like a penguin. There are kitten heels, stick to them. www.nairaland.com/attachments/10456728_a41951a19f204ec89e04fd8d72f197cb2622300002da6859d2d69_jpegf1e9205d3254be71987602ad549e5a60

4- REVEALING TOO MUCH SKIN AT ONCE
The golden rule to this is, if the upper bit is showing- cover the lower bit and vice versa. Leave somethings to our imagination www.nairaland.com/attachments/10456727_b656e0aa358c447ea93da7ca0188f13b2622300002da75cd3234e_jpegf76487efae2a72e34862c264e10c80d1

5- OVER ACCESSORIZING
Accessories are meant to compliment our outfits, but they shouldn't be overdone- lest we move about looking like a mobile accessories store. I couldn't even find a woman to go with this, but understanding lo matter...lol

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6- WEARING INAPPROPRIATE DRESSES
This is a 2-in-1 problem
i. Wearing the wrong dress for a right occasion (i.e) overdressing or underdressing. Maybe you didn't get the memo. We should all have that LBD (little black dress). It helps when you do not know what to wear.

ii. Wearing the wrong dress for our [url=https://www.google.com/amp/s/m.wikihow.com/Dress-for-Your-Body-Type%3Famp%3D1]body type[/url]. You want to hide your slim body, flabby arms, tummy...etc OR maybe you just think they are trendier. Don't wear too big clothes or too tight clothes. They come off awful and age inappropriate most times.

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Freehuman:
I returned from a peace keeping mission and was the hero of the war. While jetting back to the most populated black nation on earth, my abode, I thought of my bride, the one I had intercourse with only once.
My moments as a mercenary occupied my brave mind and I touched the 5.2 inches uzi (gun) between my legs and the sac that contained the white coagulated liquid and two canon balls were filled and ready to pour out.

With fulfilment and hope, I was so sure I'd defeat the pretty red bone thing once more and make her scream to the most high, I was so high in emotions. Proud of my encounters in the war front and the other room.

I arrived my mansion, threw her in bed after a meal and bath. I was ready to discipline her and become a hero once more. After pre-intimacy, my gun had increased in length, breadth and entire morphology. It had grown to 7.4 inches , with veins and the stallion was ready to conquer. I went inside Lo and behold I was swimming in the Atlantic, should I say the Pacific?

In all my life as a navy on bed, no opening between the feminine thighs had swallowed me but there I was drowning inside a pretty woman I thought was virtuous.

I don't intend to punish or put an end to the life of the man who had turned my cup of water to an ocean. I just want to meet with him and submit to him the medals I won from more than a hundred women who had confessed I was the best they came across and also advise him to take it easy so women don't get stitches after the gracious act.

BadBradley:
Christley, postmann, see the thoughtless, unashamed plonker posing as a warlord but exposed as a petty Google thief and a tactless plagiarist

Nairaland is just where their dreams take flight. Little wonder he admitted to reacting to every mention!

What a pathetic sod of a loser I have been wasting time with.

obinoral1179:
this is for student and federal staff?

segunk1:
Does anyone have info about Ikeja/ojodu LGA, where to go check the list, as I didn't get the text invite, don't even know if they have started the training already, someone should pls help.

Anagha123:

Inec Office is located in Ikeja Local government Secretariat on Awolowo Way Ikeja. Am going to their office today too, have not received any text message oo

tinsel:

Dont call him Aturu (sheep.). he raised a valid point.. Where do we fall back to in case he wins this election. Dont you think we always play a bad politics by putting all our eggs in one basket. If Atiku fails what moral justification will we have to restart the Biafran campaign again?

SoNature:




Aturu, the topic is not about Igbos but a debate, dummy!
It's funny how you people worry about Igbos more than your immediate family problems

sexybaby22:
NwaAmaikpe is actually a good looking young man. If you knew him outside Nairaland, you won't believe he is the same trouble maker dropping bomb-like comments.

I might not agree with his opinions all the time, but I respect him because he is very intelligent, and he drops his comments and exits a thread without getting into confrontations with fellow nairalanders no matter the insult he gets.

Ishilove:
Jeez, I feel like slapping myself. I actually thought it was tomorrow, Monday.

You, young man, were the very first person to wish me a happy birthday privately, but now it is your day and I have forgotten?? How can this be?

I have loved you for long that I don't know how it feels not to love you. You are one of my best friends and closest confidants, and even though I can be very annoying sometimes, you never fail to hammer me with the truth. The last time we argued I told you to "free me" because I was tired of the blows of truth you were giving me.

Happy birthday, my handsome, insanely intelligent darling, friend, tutor and big brother. God bless, prosper and keep you for us because you are blessing to the world.

I love you, naptu2, now and always.

delugajackson:
Even after his death he is still revered, that shows you the extent of his impact on many. Fela was an inspiration to all, he was the voice of the voiceless, an activist, a man that believed in justice and fairness. He spoke about the many ills of the society, and against the government, something this generation of musicians will never attempt to do. Rather, what they sing these days are about women, drugs, money and non-existent fame.

Gone are the days when musicians sang against the government, gone are the days when musicians stood up for what was right, gone are the days when musicians addressed the very problems of the society, gone are the days when music had meaning. We can only hope it doesn't get worse. I wish we had people like Fela in this generation, people whose songs are laced with deep meaning that resonates through the soul, people with words that soothe the soul and pacify the spirit. Shout out to lovers of good music, and all lovers of freedom and justice.

petercleff:

How I would have turned 50,000 naira into 3,981,312 naira

- September 02, 2018



Making money in a legit way now is either that it is too stressful or takes a long time, well the way I'm about to show is the latter.

Alright, the only way I know of making money legitimately online with just 15 minutes of your time daily is through forex trading. You might have heard of forex trading if you haven't you can learn about it here. I started learning and partially trading forex in 2015, I have read lots of books on forex trading, i have read several sites, learnt lots of strategies and I have had my winnings and losses. Over these few years I was able to adjust my trading style to be as consistent and profitable as it is right now.

I could have turned my 50k naira into 3.9 million if I have started trading in 2013, yes it would take me 5 years to make 3.9million(could be more) from 50k naira. That's a very long time Right? Hold up, before you go. Are you a 100% sure you will have up to 3 million in your account in 5 years if yes, why not add another?� There is no fast way to getting money unless you are lucky or what you are doing is wrong. I'm not here to criticize anybody but the main thing wrong with most people especially Nigerians is lack of planning.





Most Nigerians are just surviving and hoping for that "break-through" to happen. YES it might happen, the breakthrough might happen, it happened for "that guy" or "that girl" why not you? now compare the number of people that have had that breakthrough to the number of people that haven't had their breakthrough, that's like 1 in 1000 people or even more, YES our God is strong, if God sees those people that go to church on monday, Wednesday, saturday and sunday, those people that worship him more than you do and he still has a reason to leave them that way, Okay you might have more grace than they have, what if you don't? There is no way to know! God is up there, I believe too. But I'm not going to wait for a "may-happen" breakthrough instead I'm going to work towards a "will-happen" break through by his grace of course. Most Nigerians pray for to God for a plan that will work instead of praying for their plan to work, most Nigerians spend years trying to make fast money and refuse grow the little they have to a lot in a about 5 years . They say things like "my mates are making that in one month" they fail to understand that the whole world started with just two people, they fail to understand that the biggest trees, buildings, men, everything! didn't become like that in one week or one month or even a year. They fail to understand the biggest forces of nature like earthquakes, hurricanes to mention a few, start as a small force before they generate over time to a very big force. If nature has to wait that long, why can't you?

CONSISTENCY is key!





I know most of us are already busy with school and work, that's why forex works just fine because All you need is 15minutes of your time daily, a very simple strategy and SELF-DISCIPLINE, that's all!

I know now the question on your mind is "how sure is this forex??"

Nothing is a 100% sure, of course

But I can guarantee you that my forex strategy has never even broken-even in a year since the 90's. The worst scenario is about 100% return on investment

Yes, I have taken my time to analyse and test my strategy on every year since the 90's till now.

I will show the results and my strategy on my next blog.

Come on! I will analysing every trade I take and also telling you when and why you should take a trade. That means you get free signals

Let's trade together

abefeb1:


oga stop deceiving yourself, buhari has no contenders or opponents that's just the fact, this man will win that remain the truth . I see him winning this election. take it or leave it

boostdom:
The Nigerian military is unfortunately adopting a passive tactic in their fight against BH. Most of their responses are retaliatory in nature. BH creeps and attacks them before they scramble a response. Without aggressive aerial reconnaissance and purposeful interdiction, this war will go on for a very long time.

Or maybe that's the plan; in every war, there is someone profiting. The military industrial complex must find means to justify its budget.