Nice thread

A friend of mine mailed me modules on mini importation few days back will share it to the group

I heard Aliexpress.com rocks.. I'll give it a shot

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Vary your hussle

postmann:


You don't have the basic cognitive requirement to procure or maintain a relationship with the opposite sex. Your tact-less pickup lines litter all over this forum like dirt takes over a market place. No wonder marinnee called you a lousy bore. In your criminal minded ploy, you tried to attack her for exposing you. Desperate toto-hunter.


It's hard for someone who grew up in your shabby background, surrounded by criminals and substance abusers not to be a lying crook.

Back to the question : what manner of a man claims he has a babe and post her compromising pictures online and says "I just bleeped her". Only one like edimolu who spent all his days on nairaland begging girls to cyber-date him, and crying to harddon for wooing tips. That's part of your highly undistinguished legacy here.

You save up little changes from the dirty errands you run for criminal drug addicts -- your superiors in tramadol abuse, and when it gets to 500 or 1k, you take a walk across the road and hook yourself with some of Ajegunle cheapest prostitutes, whose pussies have been baked black with STDs and penile overdose. Then you come online to post your achievement :

"my babe and I, we just had sex". What a loser! A poverty enveloped, wretched dweeb with the most awkward social skills ever.


That's why you envy lezz. Tramadolized, wretched wizzard. I know envy fills you up like deformed red blood cells filled up your system.

And how did I get entangled with nairaland most undistinguished sociopath? Simple: He attributed that i was lezz and kept on giving me ceasless, unwarranted mentions.

What a lonely, broke, desperate, sickler.

He's a pussy poacher and an inexorable liar

Someone who has erectile malfunction claiming to have layed his bitch a thousand times.. maybe all does is run his fingers in her punny.. cos he once told nairalanders his dick has failed him

He posted two bedroom pics and claimed its his crib but we noticed the backgrounds n bedsheets differ but the fool wouldn't own up to his lies... maybe he lives in a 2 bedroom flat

Honestly throwing jabs with a fool sometimes make you look like one.. it's high time we wrote him our own dissmisal letter o.. cos this guy matter don tire me.. his lies have become unbearable

Your redemption would defy all orthodox approach.. eccentricity is now becoming your normalcy.. Divine intervention is what you need to break free from this spirit of lies that has a grip on you

Hit him with factual lines about his queer lifestyle.. and he will spring up fictional hogwash just to goad me or taint my image.. but that bothers me the least cos everyone already know his a neurotic liar

How a graduate exudes such mental ineptitude still eludes my understanding.. could it be likened to weed or his tramadol abuse? Edimolu be careful with your intake cos your lunacy is becoming full blown

Everyone disassociated themselves from you when they spotted you're a psychopath .. It's quite uncanny how you remained defiant and forcing yourself on peeps who don't want to be identified with you.. No shame you have

You've tried your best to sniff me out but still you have no dirt on me.. so dont sweat your techinque.. stop trying so hard to have many fooled with all those petty lies from no impeccable source

Learn to be receptive to suggestions.. nobody hates you.. you are just a young child living with yo mama..instead of investing your time in developing yourself you're busy battling postmann and fearlez who are already accomplised, living in comfort and with four wheels

You keep resurfacing as bad guy with tough skin but we all know it's a false bravado.. fake bravity cos deep down you already know you'll be smoked out at every encounter.. just yesterday you even claimed none can outbrawl you.. but the question is who have you defeated b4?

Let go of your pride cos you've been fighting a lost battle you are more like a forgone conclusion.. your rants don't hold a sway and they are always destined for scrap.. you stir up sporadic battles with your superiors yet you get beaten so seamlessly.. while you sprawl back to your 4feet bed with piercing sadness

Ma dear Edimumu or like lezz would say "fanboy turned rebel" or as postmann would have it "sicklemia claiming fresh blood".. what you need is to have an introspection to think about your life.. stopping wasting your time looking for who to brawl with.. but rather invest your time on things that would make your pocket heavy on cheda to better your life

Chew on that

edimolu:

postmann:


Chriley, I urge you, quote edimolu's empty smiley. It is an attempts at absorbing your brutal assault. It's the height of his pretence.

He adopts it whenever he has been fatally wounded or disgraced. He also use it to buy time while he hunts the web looking for disses to fling.

If you quote that empty, cover up of a smiley, it kills his plan to come back an re-edit it, pretending he responded at a reasonable time gap.

The Tramadolized madcap has been online, completely lost on how to respond.

Kul ma hommie

That's what we do.. we make fool out of rivals

edimolu2:

Anyone who takes this one serious is a fool, see the way he laments, chrisley your emotions betray you way to much, how about you go to the sexuality section and say men don't kiss and tell?

You are such a senseless one...broke niccur still having 50 naira indomie for breakfast...the dude couldn't even afford himself either beef or meat

imagine what a human being feeds on, very pathetic....

You shagged your girlfriend and uploaded her ass and pic on nairaland for the world to see.. and your lame justification was "every guy in ashewo section does that"

Aside from estranged lovers no sensible guy would upload the picture of a girl he claims he love.. guys only do such to disposable bitches, hoes and worthless layabout bitches

With this my analogy I am justified to call your bitch a slut and not your revered lover.. your brain reflects that of a toddler thats why most nairalanders kept distance from you.. your dismissal letter from lezz still stands

I will tag some nairaland peeps.. I don't need their input on the matter.. but they need to see who to vote as dumbest nairalander in the nairaland slum book come December 2018 .. So dumb that he couldnt discern between a girlfriend and hoe.. or have you ever seen the ashawo section guys upload the pic of a girl they truely love and respect?


Iamplato
Pocohantas
Oyb
Makydebbie
Kimbraa
Vizkiz
Biafranbushboy
Ishilove
Colourich
Zicoraads
Postmann
ILegendd
Adrian3000
Delugajackson
Jayceon
Fearlez
Tsom
lordko
firestar

postmann:


Woe betide your family for sending an ineffectual bumpkin like you to lie their way out of shame and poverty!!

4 feet tall mattress That's 48 inches tall!!!! Is that mattress 48inches tall with the angle of the guy's waste on the floor to the bed?

Someone thinks the rest of the world is plagued by the same low intelligence that plagues his generation past and present.

Fearlez
Chrisley
Tsom
Please someone call ftbomb and big joe to come behold another edimolu wonders!!!

Dude said he has a 48 inches-tall mattress and so he doesnt need a bunk.

Someone is so desperate to lie away his poverty but his low IQ is standing as an obstacle.

After he's been stalking the ashewo section for ages as a chronic loner and masturbating to the escapades he reads there.. he finally got laid and couldn't contain his excitement , he rushed to upload the pix to show the world the feat he achieved.. cos only someone new to pussy will tell world he finally laid a bitch after so many vain attempts

We get pussy on a regular.. bitches come and go.. buh we dont kiss and tell and thats the trait of a matured mind

His lying impulses has overwhelmed him.. he lies witout any oita of shame.. without any proof he lied that I work with Indomie company and hoping to manipulate me to state my real hussle.. but trust me i won't fall for that even though wat I'm doing is a prestigious one

We work on desk with the AC on making cool cash with our pen.. while Edimolu is busy packing dog shiit on a daily cos he's third class certificate renderd him unemployable

Postmann now tell me.. why should I waste my time on that loser

edimolu2:

Unlike you, when taking a go/brawl at crack heads like you, you would never see me give a mention to any moniker...

A female nairalander still begged me offline to ignore those meatheads i have been dealing with, but do you see me yapping about it? hell no.....

Now lets take a look at your stupidity, you have a soft spot for someone who ignored your quote when you likened her name to kilishi? what manner of dumb tactic is that? This is no soft spot, this is pure âsslicking!!!

And in your buffoonery, you asked why i misspelt her moniker and then assumed i lack balls, your reverse psychology is as weak as your father's erection when put against a whôre, i just realized you are dumber than you look, you expect me to tag a nairalander that i have no issues with? Are you okay?

which lady wants to associate herself with a nairaland that depends on n-power for survival and even had to create a thread on nairaland to show his pains...

An adult who takes indomie as breakfast, no wonder you look malnourished and underfed....

broke biitch

Ever wondered why I'm now based in lagos? I secured a job with a company here in lagos... NP0WER is just my sideline

A wise man once said "Maturity is learning not to update your everyday activities you on social media"

I owe you no further explanations

edimolu2:
See the iidiot's whack rhymes, hoping to get a lay from ishi.love, someone old enough to be your aunty, is that how bad kanji has taken over your life? no wonder you seek embrace in post and lezz's diicks


Konji no even allow am sabi spell "definitely" properly.....

Trying to impress a woman with watery words, no wonder you depend on n-power for stipends...broke biitch

Why are you jealous that I have a soft spot for ishilove

You couldn't even quote her properly cos you lacks balls and tryna evade humiliation from a female.. Ishi pls ignore this lowlife I only drew your attention for you to know your enemies who smear your name at your back

He's envious of our animated chitchat on that thread.. Cos marinee and other females he made a pass at snubbed him

edimolu2:

@bolded , choi...my sex life dey burn your belle well well, this guy is frustratingly pained, he even mentioned achievement twice..hahahaha

Good! i like the agitation, am sure a cold wave of blood rushed through your spine upon sighting my previous comment, your face filled with fury as you embarked on a failed-at-the-get-go revenge mission!!!!... Your emotions betray you too much!!!!

What have you not defended? emotional-misfit, if my words don't strike several nerves in that filthiness you call body, why did you defend the below? postmann get a fix on your emotions, you come off as a dam on heat!!! no more no less

*You defended your sex life
*You defended your looks
*You defended your age
*You defended me not having a thing on you*
*You defended not being broke
*You defended not needing hardon's help to woo ladies, am sure you typed this as a mistake cos we both know you are attracted to men!!

Then you went ahead to stupidly assume am obsessed with you, i remember chris.ley crying this way when i beat him harder than a cherokee drum, it is common word amongst the bullied, i won't stop, your suffering will continue as need be, i use the lash on you while you embrace the pain as a pet dog should....

i knew you were stupid, but i did not know you are a brainless slowpoke and a complete-retârd.

You are sickly frustrated, which is a testament to why you would barrage my mention with your wails crying bitterly albeit in a pitiful manner how sex starved you are and jealous you seem to be

Niccur you just have to agree i toy with your emotions, let't take a gander at this poor fellas unstable emotions yet again!!!

This baboon butt face concluded sex wasn't an achievement, which i then responded on the contrary...the fool noticed i would render his argument invalid if he ever went head-on with me..

Then like his whoore mother who shifts pants for a quickie, the dolt shifted post and said what's there to achieve in bleeping a trollop, in order words he subtly agreed sex is an achievement but not with a trollop.

please can you all see how unbalanced his emotions are and how his intellect betrays him?

Postmann woke up around 5.am , the dude did not think of anything else than to log on to nairaland to give me a mention of how lonely he was all through the night!!!

sex starvation should be added amongst the deadliest diseases as it betrays one's dignity and make jealousy become one's trademark

iidiot

Why can't this knobhead take rejection and move on .. we can't he keep our names outta his charred lips? tha hommie lezz don't duck battles he only spar with worthy adverseries that's why he keeps reiterating your dismissal letter

Edimumu a cookie fixated dummy who's only active in the ashawo section.. which other nairaland section have you been able to make inputs? Yet you want us to roll with a hollow being like you with intellectual deficiency

You have been exterminated often times still you keep stalking us with your vain attempts at comeback.. yet we leave you awash in scorn n ridicule

Listen to your childish self.. same dirty bitch you opened a thread to fuss that her mouth oozes a stench is who uploaded her pic to brag with.. and basking in the aura of a player.. wretched dolt

The apex of intellectual echelon is our abode and we can't stoop a level of mediocrity to engage an unletterd dunce like you.. you can rant and wail needlessly but a loser you wil remain.. so come to terms with your fate

Who wanna waste his precious time sparring with a minion like you ? That's quite a drawback.. we gun for overlords and intellectual peers to engage in scathing slurs and mental drills.. and not brawl with your petty type

Be gone.. indigent sod

On grounds of flexiblilty n versatility in bedmatics.. Slim girls have always been my dreamlay


Still wondering why women indulge in dicey surgical enhancement when we have gyms at their disposal to employ natural remedies to boost their bum

Vain priorities

I'm rooting for Croatia the world cup underdogs.. such an impressive midfield and a formidable defence.. far from porous

France have won it before.. let it go round

The Plateau massacre wasn't caused only by the Indigenes and herdsmen clash over their animal brutality

It has a political undertone.. Hausas have always wanted to dominate and rule all northern states but Plateau and Benue are two states they lost grip on

It's a power tussle hence the recurrent attacks to chase and depopulate Christians from Plateau and Benue state so they can easily win and rule

/ Do you ever sit back and get a little too high
Start thinking what happens to you when you die?
Does your soul rest where your coffin is
Or is death just a metamorphosis?
Does life go on in the mental form
If we live a good life will we get reborn?
Is it a heaven or we trapped in hell?
Where do we go from here, nobody came back to tell
If we reincarnated or perish in time
Could you shine when darkness inherits your mind?
And your eyes closed for good, you out the galaxy now
Is this subconscious dream my reality now?
Listen to brain, with no physical frame
Could we return to the hood on a spiritual plane?
Ask yourself, If I pass tonight
Am I prepared for what's after life? /

Singing

Life is a mystery and will always be.. live right

Hell gat no fury like a woman scorned


Gone are the times people marry cos of love.. Marriages of late are a mere sham

Most people now marry just for procreation or to save their ego... feelings no longer run deep

Even here on nairaland MrsNwaAmaikpe and her husband are estranged and don't follow each other.. that's an evidence of marital dissonance in NwaAmaikpe's family

Divorce and break-ups are now a norm, Women are no longer submissive, the quagmire of feminism now catching on

May God help this our damned generation

This transvestite girl in this last pic on black P-cap

Lord knows when she's in her birthday suit I won't get even an ounce of erection

deflated ballons are quite a turn-off

Their is no accounting for taste.. Love is a beautiful tin

But I have a hunch that her feelings for him doesnt run deep.. Her mission has a gold digging undertone

I know she's patiently awaiting his imminent death.. so she could part with much of his wealth

Love indeed.. leeches everywhere

TSOM:


If you must be an anonymous troll, do well to cover your tracks.

Aren't you the knife-weilding, two-faced humanoid who made this comment pledging your allegiance to Eiye cult?

https://www.nairaland.com/4027313/etim-mesembe-councillorship-aspirant-killed#60041667

Legendary thesonofmark.. Nairalands' foremost mystic detective

You have exposed so many.. but no one here have been able to demystify/expose this nairaland number one troll.. even the bitches couldnt break him

Still lookin forward to that day

BadBradley:
Alright. Let me do what I do best weekends; exploring the great outdoors.

It's all like greek to me.. so what could that be? How do you unwind?

Lemmi make a guess
*Hit the pub and get wasted?
* Hit the beach for some sightseeing?
*Grab a bitch for a nooky?

BadBradley:


chrisley, here's why grammarnazi1 is an unwashed bastard loking for online love and affection desperately. you remember my thread i created years ago here? https://www.nairaland.com/2929399/top-10-nairalands-phrasemakers-recent#42854590


here is an excerpt from that thread: '' I should point that their entire posts/threads are not without some gramatical blemish (As are mine or anyone else's) which is to be expected given the nature associated with writing on an online platform like this; most posts are done on mobile gadgets in between daily routine of work or studies, and always with swinging epinephrine and emotional reflections.

There is little moment for proof-reading and even less for aloofness in critical appraisals for grammatical marrings.

Seasoned, professional writers have the time of luxury and materials to have their scriptings error-proofed either by themselves or professionals. No such luxury is availed a nairalander who writes post and threads in real-time and often with emotional attachments.''




now you see how idiotic grammarnazi1 is

Dont push it any further.. a wise man once said " happiness is nothing more than a good health and a bad memory" learn to thrash negative thoughts and vain memories.. so just forgive and forget.. Cos I bet he never knew who he's up against

It could be he's tryin to make a living from this.. or he's just a silly troll like nwaamaikpe having fun

Every nairalander know he's no match for your kinda in this pengame.. so let's not dwell on frivolity

BadBradley:
Anytime you attempt to point out written errors someone made while typing in real time with no moment's pause in between to proofread, always know you're hiding behind Nairaland's thick curtains to make yourself feel better than that doucherag your father made you believe you are.

This is why you avoid commenting on Nairaland beyond phrases or nursery school sentences. Because one grammatical pratfall is enough conviction you're your father's corrupted DNA.


If your parents made you feel worthless and unloved over little grammatical oversight, whatever made you think same strategy works on others?

You truly have the deportment of those village hirelings brought into cities as domestic hand and having learnt English at old age, became possessed and obsessed by it to the point of maniacal fixation.

Sup bro? seems you now have a blog running.. congrats




Abeg you and postmann should free Grammarnazi1 o.. a good job he's been doing actually.. and probably a business oriented venture to attract clients for editing deals

I must confess that I've learnt a thing or two from the grammatical revisal since i started following him

So pls don't kill his vibes

Culinary with no-frills.. keeping it simple

Twoclans:


Today is exactly one year you registered on nairaland yet you refuse to post on any thread today

Are your fingers paining you

NwaAmaikpe has been on nairaland since when you were still a fetus

He's same as the defunct NwaMaziNwaAro and NwaOkerigbo not so sure of the spelling of the latter

A seasoned witty troll he is

So don't get it twisted




Modified
@ theenchanter.. pls don't skew my comment by taking it literally,
It's just an hyperbolic expression. . no harm nor snide intended

So ease up bro

I can so relate to number 8.. One business maths lecturer Mr Ugwu***m of unijos he was rich, so mean and a disciplinarian.. even his smile looks scary

He gave his wife a carry over in his course even, he gave impromptu quiz and failed students with reckless abandon

But pusssy has always been the bane of man's existence.. and a dirty old man he was

Some disgruntled male students seemingly set him up with an alluring pusssy and he yielded.. the university got his ass kicked

postmann:



Damn!!! Imma spit some rhymes to this!


Mah nigga Chrisley packing 'em punches like a thunderbolt/
It's a knockout you better ask Parker with the bleeding nose/
We ain't playing, we real niggas, no fake cheese and Gs/
No fake blings and pix, no T-shirt on the cheaps/
No beach party for a bitchass faggit/
No tramadol docile dick on the condo, damn it/
Broke ass niggas ain't gon' like this cos they ain't invited/
I rhyme your pain like I switch lanes running from the MODs/
Mah assault weapons delivery is GPS assisted/
I'm POSTMANN nigga, I leave you with the POST-knockout syndrome/
You can try but you can't deny this is another EDI-MOLITION/
NL baddest on this shìt, fùck that pig from Ajegunle shanty/
Charred-lip muderfucka, you search us like we google's favourite news/ How else you got here, you mad fan gone loose'/

You know I can't take credit for that.. you and lezz already did the decapitation I only came to cremate his cadaver to burn it into ashes

The hoodwink went on to deceive peeps that am a rapper.. Heck! when did I ever say I do music? Does love for hiphop make one an MC?..
Tramadol is a hell of a drug.. it has dented his psyche

Maybe his mangled brain is so clogged to comprehend that am no MC.. he will spew any thrash just to have a say.. He sure needs a deliverance from this yoke of confusion hovering over his life

He's a sickler, a pauper, a junkie, a spliff puffer, a tramadol dependant, I hit him with facts yet he couldn't even type any intelligent response to save the sorry state of his pitiable existence

Punch him with factual disses and all he'll do is drag your parents in the mix with some silly parental diatribes and incessant tantrums.. or he'll go on to point out typos or some educational conundrum

I give facts not speculation.. He's a dunce and rigid in mental stagnation.. I spit on his empty skull




Much respect Postmann- the fool has surfaced again pls ignore him

boostdom:
@Chrisley, I'm not married tho.

Those were some nice lines by Nas. Featuring Nas on a song is asking to get murked.

The Lord's blessing made him lyrically inclined.. he flows so effortlessly

Droppin one of hiphop's best album (illmatic) at such a tender age of 18.. thats quite a feat

One of the best Mc's there is




Man we are derailing this party tread already.. let's stay on course

gudnyt

edimolu:

Pop to the annihilation of edim.olu? hahahaha seriously? pray tell? how else can you define obsession?

Nigga, what is with this unattractive penchant for âsslicking? What is with you and cc'ing peeps who hardly give a fûck about your existence!! God! your âsslicking prowess is legendary!!

You are way too desperate for attention, no one quotes or mentions you, you are simply non-existent, you come off as a persistent-retârded-puppet, a sex starved faggôt!

Anyways, i applaud you, mentioning me was an act of great courage, at this stage of your life, you are still struggling with begging people to notice your presence, damn, niccur you are so void of shame!!

Ever since you tried to affiliate yourself with me by laying ridiculous claims you and i are friends offline, i called you a thieving lying bastard and disgraced you immediately, yet publicly!

since then it has been edimolu this edimolu that? To even have the guts to miserably gun for a meet "like your life depends on it" with another NLander so you could have petty girlish talks pertaining to my brawl with him must be the height of your joblessness and stupidity!!

This must be the height of fûckery, what manner of adult piteously begs another man for an offline catch-up, does your anal-cavity need diick-drilling that much?

smh!!! this is pathetic...*spits*

A shameless man absent of balls is what you evidently are...you would serve a better purpose if you had a çûnt between your thighs!

unintelligent-dunce

I gave you no mention.. then how the f*ck did you crawl into this thread? Nigga stop acting all gumshoe on me.. why have you been on my trail snoopin my posts?

Postmann and lezz murdered and buried your ass last week.. I must have struck your dead nerves that's why you have me in your purview lately.. but I'm way above your league.. you'd be doin yourself a disservice minding me.. toy with me and I'l ride you to your mental hades

Without wanting to denigrate you.. you're a dunce and a clown all fused into one for hinting that a nairaland yearly gig is for chitchats.. you're to broke to attend and you have no friends to mingle with that's why its a sour grape to you.. if you must reason be reasonable and stop talking thrash

You said I cc peeps who give no f*ck about my existence.. but sadly for you when they saw my mentions they liked and acknowledged it and even promised to join the party if they'd be chanced.. you now see your lunacy is a resident one?

When did i ever say we were friends offline? You whip up claims without proof to back them.. you need to have your brain revamped

You have nothing on me son.. your words don't inflict pain cos its either some imaginary hogwash or some parental disses.. and trust me I'm not cut out for that

Will engage you no more cos all I see is immaturity and ignorance in your standpoint.. your sanity is on a hopeless decline cos your post reeks of mental ineptitude

Just like postmann and lezz/badbradley are done and over with you.. Am so done with you also.. wont reply any thrash you say afterwards so dont stretch it

But if you can't stop haunting and stalking me.. you're a fan


Witless cyber nuisance

boostdom:


If I can make it, I'll hit you up



Hehehe...My woman doesn't have to know, eh? Lol.

I never knew you're taken o.. wish you luck and success
Will join you soon.. I'm still tryna stash more cash

Underground Hiphop sweet abeg.. oya take one

Nas
/Life is so unpredictable, full of surprises
I could just die from natural causes, bullets, or virus
Cause latex can break quick just fuckin' some fly b!tch
And AIDS hit my people hard, not many survive it
Want to be married with children blunted, happy with millions
Laughin' but lately I'm haunted by some of the saddest feelings
That remind me, I could easily end up like Shyne did
Writin' supportin' our focus and practice wisely
They wanna do me like Tyson, Jordan, Oprah, Jackson, and Cosby
Black man attacked on camera, gay police'll ride free
So what does Nas see
Don't wanna breathe the same air my enemies breathe
Hate when they beside me
But I just keep em' close, money over hoes
Secrets and codes, lead by example.../

Devin the Dude ft Nas & Xzibit- some of 'em

boostdom:


I'm currently based in Lagos. Born and raised here too. What I meant was that my job requires me to go interstate often, sometimes at short notice.

People who think true hiphop is rooted in violence are poorly informed. Hiphop arose as an artform to combat social injustice and oppression prevalent in the black community through spoken words in rhymes. Their dissatisfaction with the terrible ubiquitous conditions was the psychic fuel that generated their anger which they channeled through hiphop.

The misinformed community took this as a stamp of violence, which in my opinion, is actually justified.

Most of what we have now is "rap", not hiphop.

That's quite some OG list you got there. I'm all about underground hiphop. I was listening to Kendrick and Jcole back in 2009, on datpiff and posting on dreamville. I feel glad to see these new cats make it. I hope Absoul, Elzhi etc get their shine too.

Game recognize Game

If you'll make it; then hit me up on watsapp prior to the D day

And don't forget to get your latex handy... cos I just might storm there with some fly bitches