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A gal calls you a gold digger? That's one insult that means a lot. Personally,there are things I don't take lightly and this is one of them. I'd tell her thank you and as soon as I end the call,press delete(erase her no from my phone). God help you that you collect one naira from her,the day you guys will quarel,nta and ait will hear the news of how she has been helping you.

[quote author=Beautful.B]Yes,every guy cheats...all of dem no one left, majority of girls cheat cuz guys made us to.[/quote]Gals like u are the reason why sometimes I think we got more ladies with empty skulls walking around. For ur info,I've dated pretty chicks,have pretty gals as friends and have never cheated on any of my partners. Not cos I couldn't do it;just didn't feel like. Cheating is a personal decision;don't generalise. I'm sure you attended primary and secondary schools. Learn how to make use of the word "most". If you're gonna cheat cos you think all guys cheat,then,that's ur headache.

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Hilarious post

TBH im intrigued by les-bians
I find them amazing, i love watching them make out
kissing and touching em selves

such amazing creatures
they seem to know what they want and the right spots to touch
we men should learn from them

No,they're not touching right spots yet. When they get pounded till their coochie starts farting,then they'll know what it is to be touched in the right spot. That can only haappen if dey give us the chance...

MRbrownJAY: @OP
my only beef with lesbians is that they are taking food off my plate......but sadly, if a gal is a lesbian then i can only wish her good luck and go on my merry way.

what you wrote is wrong (IMHO) because what i certainly DO NOT want is lesbians pretending to be straight, just because some people are not ready to accept their sexual preferences. we cannot change them (unless they are lesbians for fashion/peer pressure purposes) and there is NOTHING we can/should do about lesbians, this is who they are and we only have to accept their choices in life since THEY are the one who will live their lives.

We have the same problem. I'm also not happy they're taking food off my plate. I'm not criticizing them o. Just begging them to give us a chance to show what real men can do them. A chance to allow me use a real j-tee to reconfigure and reconstruct their brains so dey don't get to dig lesbo again. It's unfair of them to take our food elsewhere....

Speakdatruth: any pics 2prove dat?

Bro,i'm not a learner na. Why I go dey post my sisters dem pictures for nairaland? Aint got nuffin to prove but if u're a friend on fb,u can view as much as u like.

Scarpon: seriously don't see anything wrong being a Lesbian if u like it go for it

My oga at the top;how far? Abeg,u fit help me read that thing again? I be man n man nor dey be lesbian.

sexsinners: why would you use your sis pic

Cos I felt like doing so. I've got pretty sisters and I like to appreciate them from time to time. That's why I used her pic.

mekula: I thought this thread would have been up to 30+ pages by now, I guess there is a dearth of intelligent people with a good sense of humor on NL. Some people, I suspect may find it difficult to contribute to such an intellectual thread and still take advantage of the comic relief inherent in it. NLers like to comment on emotion-based topics where they can vent their frustration and anger and heap it on the next guy, but when it comes to any brain exercize, they go AWOL.

Just incase you do not know,now you know. Just like the topic says,there's a dwindling pool of intelligent people on nairaland - intellect aint cheap. Most of them would rather go to the thread where the winner of next rated award is being interviewed. It's easier for them to understand what they're doing there than to reason with the logic here. Most nigerians are intellectually lazy.

[quote author=Unluvable*]You could have found miss right here....just that she aint religious [/quote]Are u indirectly saying you are miss right?

Had this funny experience today. Recently,I used my baby sister's pix as my profile pic on one of my facebook account. This account is one that has most of my colleagues in the entertainment n media sector on it and by virtue of that,I get to have more requests and connect with others who I do not know,through them by way of mutual friends... Well,lately,I've been accepting friend requests from several pple and today,accepted a request from one very pretty model. Checked her out and thought she was cool. So,I complemented her via inbox and proceeded to hooking up on bbm. She said she liked talking dirty and sharing nude fotos and in my mind,I was wondering what she was all about. As soon as I accepted her request on bbm,she realised I was a guy and quickly deleted me. She inboxed me on fb to say she was sorry,that she thought I was a girl... Within minutes,she had unfriended me and set her privacy setting as such that,I couldn't view her wall,info nor inbox her. I decided to do a lil work on her online and found her on a lesbo page on fb with lots of pretty gals there. Girls u see and think oh,I think I need to take this to mama. Cream and sexy chicks. Means she was actually looking for a new lesbo partner. Why would such a pretty gal decide to find comfort in a lady? When there are strong,vibrant guys out there? I felt cheated. I don't care if all the ugly girls are lesbians but the pretty ones? No! That's a collosal waste of resources. It hurts to see potential gf/wifey candidates,waste like this when there are strong banana curve-like j-tees waiting to make them feel like women. It's quite unfortunate that we(guys) have to compete with ourselves and also compete with ladies for our women. I think the federal govt seriously need to come to our aid as we cannot afford to be attending weddings of "stephen marries steven" or "david weds dave".


To all our lesbo sisters: on behalf of myself and my fellow brovas,I'm appealing to y'all to have mercy on us. Do not leave us at the mercy of ugly girls. Avail urselves for chyking and possible... May ur kini neva know excessive mileage;amin.


But on a serious note,why the excessive rise in lesbianism? Are ladies getting tired of men or what?

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