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tsleazy:
just follow instructions....make sure you are always there to make sure that the cafe attendant does not make mistake...

Bless yu sir

chizzy94:
Which school ?
Uniben??

Babcock

nellyefizzy:
Bros I no be scammer...If I no chop my parents money which person. u. Want make I chop him money...Moreover I no want the suffer for school..abi. u want make my parent the give me 10k go school....If u like dull, na. from one hostel room to another u go dey do long throat.lolz

bros I don dey strategies already infact I tel dem say I go pay college devlpment fee,hostel dev fee evrytin devlpment fee dey sha.holmes na tru yu talk no slackin

chizzy94:
LOL.
Waec na one sitting. Na Jamb no show me love at all. Four bloody times .

lol so we b d same d onli diff b say I dey skul nd I stil dey write

nellyefizzy:
I go be your roommate if only na only u go pay the rent. I go dey cook for u and the link u with girls wey una go dey go class to read together...TDB things#

Nellyefizzy see frm yur previous post I don knw say yu go be scammer.broda yu get conscience nw yu wan collect 150k 4skul fee xcludin yur upkeep yet yu wnt make only me pay d rent+if na to link me wit grls dat 1no b Issue cos wit God all tins are possible

tsleazy: you can do it anywhere....just make sure you avoid errors

shey pple wen fit do am dey skul??cos I'm scared of dis pple hear

Ekenwa tins!!!I nid a roomie wen no dey play 1960bet,9jabet or anytin wen end wit ''bet''.Apply within

Hmmmmmm Djwinnie com out ooo

Suley316: bro I dy how you dey

me fine...sims yur busy dis days??hardly see yur post

saintuu: No o broda...i no need tell u na, u kw whr crious men dem dey..#mortu.....

lol tank God say yuno complete am

chizzy94: LOL.
Na WAEC though; Ciroma Chukwuma Adekunle.

chizzy e be like yu write waec wella hw yu take cram d name

saintuu: Lol...e neva reach dat, if @ ll, na modelin tinz 4 dere front page....

lol...I bin dey take yu serious

chizzy94: LOL.
Na WAEC though; Ciroma Chukwuma Adekunle.

lol tanx I tink say na jamb

saintuu: .

Hahahaha! La joke, buh i try am some numbers of tym...dat i get 216 4 jamb 51 4 putme, den aggr8 52 wat are my chances...shall neva be our portion again IJN.

Amen...I b wan ask weda yur full name na Ciroma chukuma.dat name wen jamb dey write for d frontpage

saintuu: A sigh of relieve nw o...it waz lyk an annual convention...tank God am been delivered thou...

4realz??7yrs??abi yu dey joke

Shaqur watsup??let's kick som barz like say we dey play football for jail.watcha say?

saintuu: See gbeege o! Letter 4rum jamb.

Dear Saintuu,
INVITATION LETTER
We d member and staff of JAMB coordially invite u 2 dis season Joint Admittion and Matriculation Board Convention.

After checking tru our applicants, we notice ur name wasn't dere, as u kw 4 7 years nw u av always been our consistence and persistence customer, hence making dis letter official.

We regrets d challenges and difficulties last year's episode must av cost u, cos u were made 2 use ppt and cbt nd promise dis season cud only be beta.

Yours always,
DIBU OJIRINDE.
Ministering Pastor

saintuu yu wrote jamb for 7yrs?

Victorious1: yea, probably...but I do hope it doesn't increase...even if it does it shouldn't be drastic. Baa kudi

lol...God wil provide

Victorious1: NOTICE TO ALL PHARMACY FRESHERS
This is a breakdown of the money a yr1 Pharm. student spent for clearance earlier this year; he shared it with me and I thought I should share it with others too.
Note that ours might be MORE or LESS.


aceptance fee.-#45000....
recor­d file-#3000...
sch. fees-#49500...
Facult­y dues#3500...
clinical­ pharm.dues.-#8000...
­chem.reg-#3000...
phy­.reg..-#2800..
pbb reg.#2000...
Aeb REG..#2000...
GST REG...#6000...
hostel­ application nd clearance...#9500...­
Total==#134,300...
PLUS OTHER EXPENSES LYK...photocopying,o­nline reg, passports, lamina­ting,et.c..GRND TOTAL:==#150,000.
Exc­luding feeding and selfie up keep...

total #150k buh since dey kip increasin it ery year itz shud b more dan dat dis year.
Excluding feedin nd selfie up

Tzleazy e be like na onli yu waka com ooo,y dem dey tackle yu frm all angles like dis??

saintuu: Lols....aboki 2 dey terrorize mii area, 2 extent say dem thief one baba bicycle...d baba cum even dey point mii acusing fingers.....buh trust God na, one blessed day lyk dat, 2 abokis cum 2 remove our gate tinking say nobody dey houz, na dere God 4 vindicate me

ROTFLMAO

[quote author=saintuu post=/post/26826226]NEWSPAPERS 4 SALE

Abeg anybody 4 here kw sombody wen com kw dat person wen kw dat uncle, anty, broda, sista mummy nd daddy wen dey sell akara, guruguru, suya plus any related activities. . Eyesaw dey o...jst send me personal msg..#GadarinMoni4ClearanceTINZ[/quote]lol me dey gather all d irons,pumpin machine wire,aluminium etc infact 1 small gen dey wen I dey eye I stil dey consideram I go sell dem to scavengers a day b4 I travl for clearance..cos e b like popcy don dey count hin properties nd once he notice any funny movement na onli me kuku dey house wit am...d guy no go talk much e go jus imagin hw much I sell dem den comot am frm clearance money

nellyefizzy: A self contain room in. EKENWA. Will cost you 120k only....while in BDPA is 150k, Osasogie will cost u 130K but if u want cheap self contain go to EKOSODI 40K

120k nd yu put ''only''lol funny TANK YU SIR

ahika: Not really but your course/deparment, faculty and jamb reg num ought to be there. Remember to watch out for grammatical flaws. I'm planning to swear another affidavits due to the numerous typos nd flawed sentences I later discovered. And it should be sworn in a magisterate /high court, that was another mistake I later discovered.

ooooooohhhh God d onli problem is dat my jamb reg is nt dere..which kind wahala b dis nw

Neldrizzy: Go and sin no more

tank yu sir

Neldrizzy: Go and sin no more

tank yu sir

Shaqur hwaya?

Doctor21: tnks bro. Seems dat i just waited my moni in d 1 i did

Ahika shey na word for word like d 1 yu posted up dere...cos my own sims to differ a lilbit

Neldrizzy: Loll chue why yu get bad mouth like this

Nel no vex sir...na wetin he talk make me reply am like dat..apology sir

Fortunate017: Lol..see him mouth.

lol baba

RichieBrown: Nope, as long as u have Ur math,English and literature

hw sure r yu sir?

is govt compulsory on yur O'level if yu r goin for mass comm?

Fortunate017: Yes i av some1 dere,though it's bn a long time him n my dad spoke to eachoda, n seems lyk dey lost eachoda's contact.bt dere is no need to complain, cos i dont think dey wud do anything 2 correct dat. I am nt d only person dat was affected, bsides, i will gladly go for d course dey gave me. Thank u.. now i don calm..i bn vex bfor wen u say na our fault...lol.

tank God say yu don calm I bin don dey carry rope come