₦airaland Forum

Doctor21: sworn mine already. Ws told dat dey ar d xame

I ont tink so

Who gat any idea abt hw much a room wud cost in Ekenwa??

sirxbit: be like say na only me them give pure and applied mathematics o.<SCARY MOVIE>

in odawords na onli yu nd d lecturer go dey class..

Gafano: with respect to d background ooooooo.....the background most be red..

aidy tanks alot

mesoade: if only judges would think like you in d judiciary sector of this country

wetin for happen sir?

Nelson2014: 300k!4 wat.u wan d weddin

lol..I wonder buh e jus dey talk cos if yu get like my father once yu tel am d amount for somfin nd he gv yu dare nt go back to him say dem increase d tin overnight if nt yu r doomed!!

ModusOperandi: A passport is a passport. All they need is your face

regardless of the background?

Nimen: UNIBEN una go suffer oo

if i talk say ah understand one thing wey this guy type, na big lie be that oo

make I no lie after re-readin abt 3times I bcame more confused dan I was d 1st time I read it.I nw get yur point sir..Efedua yu don dey ''puff'' 2much itz nt gud for yur health

Nimen: UNIBEN una go suffer oo

if i talk say ah understand one thing wey this guy type, na big lie be that oo

wetin yu by say uniben go suffer ooo??skul wen gv yu admissiondem suppose witdraw d admission den ban yu frm jamb for 4yrs wit hard labour aniwaiz dat guy type wetin he type wit english no b calabar...so if yu re-read carefully yu go understand my broda nd if yu no understand dat means dem dey folo yu

efedua: lol u ma never sleep,,,, well I just dey they puff weather dey cold....hw u dey bro,,,, I hear ur clearance solicitation na 200k

I hope matric go dey like wedding ceremony that day

200k??ifit pass sef+matric day na solemn mood I wan dey besides na Ekenwa I dey

efedua: someone ask if the 160k and (clue) 200k they are talking about is for physical or online clearance or both and if even initial school fee is include...... To me a medical student will spend nothing less than 130k if his initial school fee is around 55-65k,,,, but some dude have other use of the money they do thig from their parents

guy yu dey fly??c'mon go nd sleep

nellyefizzy: Daddy Chue, no be matter of thief oooo...e better make I tell them say na 300k than to tell them 200k make money no. come remain for my hand for school after clearance.cos when them give me them no go want here say the money no reach to do everything ooooo...OyO...On your own

nw I get yur point I tink say yu wan dupe dem..buh out of dat money yu suppose fit buy 1bottle for me

nellyefizzy: Abeg I need answer ooooo.... Pharmacy department na under the faculty of medicine e dey?... make I know how to charge my people for the school fees OOOO....

uncle yu r a thief ooo

Capableben: Is Uniben good in chemical Engr
2015 aspirant...
how fast are the sessions?
hope they don't go on strike unnecessarily?

I need answers plsssss

dem admit yu for chemical engr??

Zedicusdgreat: madam, u dnt knw wah ya saying...check well, isd and history has the same o'level requirements and jamb combo....if u dnt knw wat to say jux shuush!

ahan dats harsh nw do yu knw if she has a fragile hrt like me.smal smal plz

pweetyz: Happy new month and happy Nigeria @ 54 y'all..wishing you a lovely day plus lovely month ahead
for all those who were admitted in the 2nd list and had their courses changed ..don't blame uniben..the fault is yours..you made a wrong subject combination so uniben could not give you your desired course e.g..i know a girl who scored 67 going for isd was given history while people with 58 were given isd

honourable pomk..uniben acceptance fee can never be 10k woh..its increased yearly..as @ 2008 they paid 20k..2011 paid 38..2013 paid 45k so i think ours might be up to 50

and when u're told that you need 200k for the clearance..it simply means that you are advised to have that amount so that you'll not go running home for more..its better to budget higher than lower..i know someone who spent a total of 160k last year

morning y'all

time to make extra money frm my parents

Sylverkenz: Abeg wen clearance dey start?

assumin yu no see yur name for list yu go dey ask wen clearance go strt.*runs away*

Hope uniben no go ask for voters card??cos na onli for naija dem dey ask for awkward documents wen no even correlate wit wetin dey ground

djwinnie: wetin nur pure? Wetin b ur own agg

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Neldrizzy: e good naa.. Una go concentrate well

side distraction is also needed

HonourablePomk: After writng WAEC!!!
After writing JAMB!!!
After scoring 219 in the UTME!!!
After practising jamb past questions for POST
UTME!!!
After paying 10K for acceptance fee and over 45K
for
tiution fee!!!
After paying extra 60K for house rent and other
dues!!!
After carrying file from one office to another!!!
After treking from sch gate to your faculty under
hot
sun!!
After drinking garri for months!!! After standing in
cue for close to an hour @
ATM
stand!!!
After so many copy and paste assignment!!!
After visiting friends for food!!!
After buying #100 mtn and etisalat just to collect
megabite for assignment!!! After standing up for
first timer in all fellowship!!!
After overcoming the dangers of living with
cultist!!!
After surviving the pressure of some sadistic
lecturers!!!
After having sleepless night preparing for your
exams!!!
After going for night class every day!!!
After going to prayer garden every day!!! After
overcoming dat lecturer and laboratory
technician!!!
After arguing with students dat secure space for
dia
friends with dia pen, book, bag, and even
lipstick!!!
After all diz for 4-5 years, and writing your final
exams
at the end!!! Na there one witch for your village, or
any where go
come say!
You no go find decent job, or make money in your
business, or get wat u want in diz life, or u won't
graduates wit your mates!!! Prayer:
I decree dat peace will not be dia portion!!!
In JESUS name!
If u beleive type AMEN or COMMENT wat u wan
God
2
do dat witch!!!!

I no b d prayer type buh ino get choice I go pray dis 1 Dem go go journey of no return

djwinnie: ehn! Jamb shd nt try me oo dey beta post it o

lol if dem try yu nko??

saintuu: Lol...told mine 2, his response waz 'eeya! 4 federal skul, shey dem go dey pay u salary ni.

lmao

nellyefizzy: hahaha....am laughing in Benin language

lol

djwinnie: 67 a whole 67

lol dis guy funny d 67 4b half abiwell yu suppose get d masscomm oooo.d tin no jus pure

Swagalord18: ₦149,999 ± 9,999. should cover it.... if you're not for Medicine.

tld my dad 200k nd d dude asked if I wanted to buy half a plot of land

Lexoma: no in sambisa forest

lol I'm from Agbor

Lexoma: jakpa-effurun

lol in delta?

abel14: sir...

no vex sir na mistake

Lexoma: Abeg where my admitted delta brothers and sisters?? Hope say no be only me dey here ooo Team Delta

where yu frm

djwinnie: mass comm

holmes we for b coursemate...buh no mata nw.wetin b yur aggr?

djwinnie: na theatre art uniben gv mee oo

lol...wetin yu b want make ben gv yu?