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Let me pay 70k for the S4 if you are in lagos am ready to pay today.

bobo65: 43k

Do you mean for the iphone 4.... how much are you going for the iphone 5s last. am the one who just called

How much??

still available

What's the model and where u located?

efilefun: [color=#000099][/color][b][/b]Last week monday morning I went to the bank to use ATM and fill some forms sha (so I could receive alert) on my way out I was stopped by some policemen, next thing I heard was " what's in ur possession" I smiled and told them my phones and the money I went to withdraw from the atm, next thing I heard was "you go follow us reach station, we don dey find u tey tey u this criminal" I was surprised and kept laughing cuz I knew there was nothing implicating on me so I followed them, immediately we got there they collected my phone and went thru the messages and phone numbers, immediately they saw my girlz number and those of my elder brothers, (since they out of the country) next thing they said was it belongs to white people I have been "scamming" I told them to cool down so I could show them our conversations but they refused They were like no nigerian girl answers "MI AMOR" then I told them to dial those numbers and if they speak yoruba to anybody who picks the call and didn't respond back they should lock me up but they refused cuz all they wanted was the money they found on me, Dem slap me tire, they kept shouting confess!!! One of dem even hit me with a stick on my stomach.... Immediately I pretend like say I don faint, They were scared but immediately they changed the story that their father was a criminal cuz they believed anything could happen to me @ the long run they released me after collecting the whole 15k I went to withdraw at the bank... I went back to the police station around 8pm on getting there they've closed their office but the window was opened I had a poly bag filled with "my poo' mixed with urine and I poured it inside that same office where I was been tortured, sure this morning dem go dey wash rug like , I also marked the face of the 1 wey hit me with stick, hin time go come soon.

na yahoo police them be that oh..

Dstv Mourning Mandela changing channels logos to black. Did anyone notice that. Check on the movies stations.

A mother of three identified as Mrs Ijeoma Ifebunwa collapsed and died from exhaustion after marathon s3x rounds of s3x with lover on her matrimonial bed.According to report, 30-year-old Mrs Ifebunwa invited her new boyfriend, Okechukwu Ani to her one-room apartment at Akubor Nnewichi, Nnewi, Anambra state to come spend the night with her.
It was gathered that the lover arrived the house by 9pm but left and returned by 11pm when the woman’s children had gone to bed.

The agreement was that that he would pay N1,500, being part- payment of the agreed sum of N2,000 for the romance, and pay the balance of N500.00 the following day.

After the marathon s3x which lasted which lasted till 4.30 a.m., the woman became exhausted with pains and started yelling for help and slumped in the process. Her screaming attracted her daughter Miss Oluebube, and the landlord of the house, who rushed to the room immediately and forced the door open.

The woman was found on the floor completely exhausted, while her lover, Okechukwu, attempted escaping through the window but he was caught by the landlord of the house who grabbed his legs and pulled him back to the room, and was thereafter handed over to the vigilante group of Abubor Nnewichi, who later handed him to the police.

Mrs Ifebunwa later regained consciousness when the police arrived at the scene. She informed them that her husband worked somewhere outside Abubor Nnewichi, afetr she which she collapsed again and gave up the ghost.

Speaking on the incident, the landlord, Mr Micheal Okeke, said that the deceased screaming woke him up from sleep, and that he had to break the door, and found the woman on the ground naked with her lover in pains and groaning while lover boy held her.

pweetixandy: olodo oshi,he said he has wat it takes to have one..pig

If me be olodo is hi
You be anuofia. Oti ya were, gbo gbo ebi e ti ya oloriburuku. You know get respect for elders for your house because of this faceless naira land. Bastard harlot.

GeneralShepherd: I wasn't raised by one! Infact I'm sure you were raised by one cos you are the one that said all women are hos,so when you look at your mum(a woman) you see a ho. I look at my mum I see a Queen of ashewo worldwide.

You just said your mum is Queen of ashewo worldwide

pweetixandy: u Sleep wiv a ho!?
u a fvckin pig!
u say every girl is a ho!?
Bed ur sista da ho?!
U pissed?!
Bed ur mama da ho!

You are not a hole.. I guess you are a carrot.

GeneralShepherd: Truth of the matter is that most of these guys that say all girl are hos,shouldn't be blamed!

When most were raised by a ho,its only natural for them to see the world from ho coloured lenses!

I guess you raised by one. Na you disvirgin your wife abi your girl friend.

deesquare-diddy:
Sorry... I never knew all your sexual experiences are with prostitutes. I have all that is required to date and keep a decent lady who satisfies me sexually, so why visit prostitute stands?...I don't argue with men than are controlled by their third leg so....iI'll not respond to you again.

Are you married ? You said you keep a decent lady who satisfies you sexually and it free if charge. You are even a bigger fool to say that. You low self esteem ego dey decisive. Ashawo is ashawo no matter how you wanna define it.

deesquare-diddy:
Speak for yourself.....the fact that your third leg controls you and not your brain does not mean its like that for all guys... Fvck you....as if he even knows me.

if you don't have something to say a beg park well. Its people like who pretend as if you never slept with a hooker, mistaken ashawo for a girl friend. Since you've never done it before, I guess you always self-service your dick when no one is around.

francababy: Some guys call girls prostitute when a girl they ask out turns them down and choose to date another guy. e dey pain well well. so the guy calls her a prostitute. nonsense.

As the thing they pay you now when you called ashewo. No be talk am. It just a say.

When guests gathered together for the much anticipated wedding of Mukaila Olaniyi Afonja(a.k.a Sanyeri) and his soul mate Awawu Omolara Jimoh little did they know they were up for a big surprise .
Let me remind you that the couple have been living together for almost eight years now and has two children to show for it.

The wedding took place at the Anchor event center Ikeja on a hot sunday afternoon, 1st December 2013 precisely.
In attendance were Nollywood Actors, Dignitaries, family and Friends of the couple.

The shabby and rowdy event was a big disapointment to guests, and unexpected of an Actor of Mr. Sanyeri’s caliber, as it was said that millions of naira was spent in organising the de-tastful event.
Well, by the look of things, it doesn’t look like the wedding or the well being of his guests was the most important thing to him, because just like the mischievous character he plays in his movies, Mr. sanyeri woke up one morning and thought that organizing a big societal wedding ceremony was a brilliant, fast way to make money. This idea was so bright to him that the bulb in his brain came on.

Then he went about soliciting for funds from one politician to another, he even raised a committee to this effect to fund this great investment of his.
In his greed, he sold low quality Ankara materials, which will not go for more that #2,500 in the market for #20,000.

The Ankara was the gate pass to the event. Knowing that the Ankara material(which had a touch of orange colour) was of low quality, he made his guests pay into his account before giving them, so when they get it, they can’t reject it since they’ve paid a non refundable sum of #20,000.

The most disappointing and irritating aspect of it is that he went in a deal with a marketer called EXEL for 1 million naira to sell video of wedding.

So, I thought wedding was supposed to be a special event in celebration of love, when has it become a money making event?
Things like this should be spoken against so it doesn’t become a trend in the society, or we start to see fund raising naming ceremony.

My wedding present for you Mr. Sanyeri, the love of money is the root of all….. complete it yourselves. All your guests are complaining , find a way to make it up to them, if you truly care about your wedding and your guests.

Culled from BestOfNollywood.tv

I guess he meant Witch doctor

DBlackCeazer: madam,no lie u dey feel the guy joor.but which kind specialist doctor him be self with dat rough looking hair?him also fuckup for referring to naija in that manner.

Go hug transformer liar. No come dey pretend here. I Don see you for empire for jibowu before.

explorer001: which majority are you talking about here?....whats the population of guys on nairaland and if you want to use it as a sample, will it be responses from some unreasonable kids?

the OP has not committed any crime here and i'm surprised to see how guys just decided to pick on her like she is their next door neighbor and they know her so well. If her attitude towards guys is questionable, its not best to attack her for opening a thread to air her views. I'm so disappointed with most of the comments coming from guys here...are we now justifying prostitution as a good thing?

This is an online forum that even little kids from 9yrs old who have access to internet can read. Have we completely lost our morals as Africans? I have never in my life and will never patronize a prostitute cos i also share the OP's opinion. They are so dirty (public toilet) and if i can't share a spoon outside my house, i don't think i can share Kitty-Cat with another man when i am so aware of it. If my GF is seeing other guys, at least, she is keeping it away from me, what you don't know will not kill you and out of sight is out of mind....

Watch video: http://ireporterstv.co/ir_fullvideo/injustice-area-boys-violated-abused-and-tortured-a-married-woman-that-admitted-to-stealing-pepper/


The above is the perfect example of Man’s inhumanity to man as Area boys torture two yoruba ladies in Lagos who confessed to the offence of stealing pepper; and yet in the face of near death and dehumanisation, this mother and wife kept screaming, “I stole pepper and not cloth”.

When will all this type of nonsense stop. Please help us share this video until the lady get the justice she deserve.

I am not saying stealing is good but no on should suffer like this after confessing to a crime.

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francababy: I cannot believe that guys will sleep with those rough looking, unkempt girls you find in brothels. Seriously what fun is it to sleep with a girl that has had sex with like 10 guys before you that day? I created this topic because I was driving home now and passed Obalende. Come and see them.. Chai

Guys do you even enjoy sleeping with any of these girls?

YabaLeft Association of Nigeria's Executive Member

Ashawo na job of the old..or should I say the oldest job on earth. Na ashawo them take born us. Abi your mama no open leg for your papa. Abi na virgin be your mama before then born you. Abegi ashawo better pass girl friend. Na pay as you go.. but girl friend you go be there source of income. What's the difference. A woman cannot assist you in life without announcing it. What you hear is, after all I have done for you. Even suffer with you.

Overheating.. doesnt mean your fan is not working. You need to buy an extra cooling for laptop. You are probably using a laptop with AMD processor.

Wait let me ask IFA.

Wait let me Ask IFA.

can't keep count. And resulted to a blessing of a baby girl.

This one resemble oduduwa and sango pikin of our southwest brothers . This one done sniff gum and sovkway.

The Yoruba's who doesn't know they the Yoruba people still claim the name Yoruba.. lost in time. Coward people who are afraid to stand for there self..eeven in Nigeria coup history
. They are always a backstabber.

Nice

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