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CultureRe: Nigerian Doll Created By Taofik Okoya Now Outselling White Dolls Barbie by chuksmarvin(m): 11:15am On Apr 13, 2015
OboloMAN:
Promoting our culture ... so funny the whites never made an African doll..
Why would they make an African doll?..they are not Africans and shouldn't do everything for us na...this is commendable, but its a shame for africans to wait this long to do it...
Bro thats no fault of the white man
Jokes EtcRe: Lagoon Bus! Strictly For Ibo Passenger (photo) by chuksmarvin(m): 1:11pm On Apr 10, 2015
Balkan:
No matter what style yorubas use to taunt the Igbos
This election will vindicate the Igbos.
Oba has bought his bus already
dont tell me its photoshop cos I will not believe you.

The real change is coming tomorrow 11th
40% Igbo + 10% non Igbos+ 20% vote from Yorubas = 70% Vote for JK

The Bus will be Rebranded Lagoon Bus strictly for Oba

I am igbo and i will vote for ambode, my family is too and most of my educated igbo friends that understand the difference between intent and just lousy outburst of an oba..
When yhu want to calculate yoyr5 40% igbo remember to subtract majority of the educated and enlightened ones from yhu pdp chronic tribalists
No offence intended. NB: always leave room for exceptions..
HealthRe: How Sexual Abuse By Male Police Officers Fuels HIV Among Female Colleagues by chuksmarvin(m): 11:42am On Apr 09, 2015
Another insult to the force
EducationRe: "Only In Unillorin" - See What An Angry Unillorin Student Wrote About Her School by chuksmarvin(m): 12:15pm On Apr 07, 2015
RickRichards:
Take it from me: If you can excel in Unilorin, you can succeed at anything anywhere. I'm a living proof of that. cool
That fallacy would be made stark if yhu dare venture into IFE..Oba Awon Universiti!
#NoneedToExpantiateFurther
PoliticsRe: Is This The Audio Of Oba Akiolu's 'Die In The Lagoon' Speech? by chuksmarvin(m): 6:38pm On Apr 06, 2015
I'm non partisan in politics but a critic of the outgoing party and a hopeful for the incoming because of the change they profess and the calibre of people there.
I want APC to continue in lagos just for the sake of continuity.
Im afraid Oba Akiolu has just achieved the reverse of what he intended and that is resultant vituperation towards him and by extension APC and Ambode and unnecessary sympathy to JK camp.....
Bad politicking! !
PoliticsRe: Military Releases Detained Al Jazeera Journalists by chuksmarvin(m): 10:44pm On Apr 05, 2015
Ok
RomanceRe: Help!!! Her Marriage Is On The Brink by chuksmarvin(m): 10:27pm On Apr 05, 2015
Ask them which comes first your happiness or their quarrel!
EducationRe: You Are A Genius If You Have The Solution To This Equation. by chuksmarvin(m): 9:45pm On Apr 05, 2015
ritoto:
[15-5]+[13-3]+[11-1]=30



Answer for the second puzzle= 56-14=42-12=30-10=20-8=12
Ans= 12
Yhu forgot that 4=? Was skipped that would be:12 and next which is 3= would be 12-6 =6!
RomanceRe: 7 Philosophical Questions To Ask In A Relationship by chuksmarvin(m): 5:30pm On Apr 04, 2015
[quote author=missclasssy post=32346991][color=#000050]I will pick the questions one after the other

Not a bad answer at all, thumbs up!
Im curious about yhu though!
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Congratulates Buhari, Asks Him To Fight Corruption by chuksmarvin(m): 10:17pm On Mar 31, 2015
Sai baba!!!....Jonathan's action today, conceding and congratulating Buhari has left me confused on who to be more proud of, GEJ or GMB..how noble!!
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Urges Nigerians To Patiently Wait For INEC To Collate, Announce Result by chuksmarvin(m): 10:13pm On Mar 29, 2015
Scholes007:
south west should have been a win for APC (by their permutation )but now it seem PDP have beaten them beyond their expectation...from wats at hand now APC agents now know that there is fire on the mountain. PDP rooting out their their presumed very high vote in south west...don't just sai buhari but also call your agents and ask
Ask me, im an agent...and yhu are talking bullshyt!
PoliticsRe: Buhari Winning Kano As More Results Emerge by chuksmarvin(m): 10:08pm On Mar 29, 2015
tit:
it is only boko haram jihadist like you that vote buhari.
all honest hardworking Nigerians are with President Jonathan
Speak for yourself and not all nigerians, I DIDNT ask yhu to speak for me too.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: KPMG Graduate Aptitude Test 2013 by chuksmarvin(m):
All you need to demonstrate is team player attributes, good public speaking and have convincing interview answers ready. Not necessarily common, but convincing.
owolabiza:
pls kindly help with accessment centre (Audit) materials and tips .please my mail is owolabirosenje@yahoo.com
Jobs/VacanciesRe: KPMG Graduate Aptitude Test 2013 by chuksmarvin(m): 9:32pm On Mar 27, 2015
yujaywiz:
Please, what did you study? I read computer science and for the life of me I can't seem to come up with a good answer for "Why TRPS"? The answer I gave during PI did not satisfy the partner. I chose TRPS cuz I believe it is mathematical in nature and I love math. The man said they don't do half of the stuff I think they do. Thats what failed me. From that question onwards it was just a downward spiral till we shook goodbye. It was almost like I offended the man before.
First, why did you say 'that's what failed you'..have you been contacted that you were not successful? ...if not it can still turn out good.
Please can we have insights to other questions.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: KPMG Graduate Aptitude Test 2013 by chuksmarvin(m): 9:49pm On Mar 26, 2015
sureguy02:
Trust me, PI is far easier than the other stages you have scaled so far.
Just keep your head high. Be confident. And make sure you have solid answers to these two questions:
1. Why KPMG?
2. Why TRPS?
You might want to go with a pen and a jotter because the partner that interviewed me complained abt my lack of writing materials.
Thanks a lot
Jobs/VacanciesRe: KPMG Graduate Aptitude Test 2013 by chuksmarvin(m): 9:07am On Mar 26, 2015
sureguy02:
I waited. They will contact you in due time

Just 2 weeks between my AC and PI.
Alright thanks.
Also you could give me a hunch on what to expect from the PI from your experience.
Muchas gracias..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: KPMG Graduate Aptitude Test 2013 by chuksmarvin(m): 1:39pm On Mar 25, 2015
sureguy02:
Abeg oooo
Which wan is the next stage after PI for TRPS?
I was told that i would be contacted about the next stage
Please did yhu call them after ur ac success mail or yhu just waited, and how long was it between ur ac and the call for PI?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: KPMG Graduate Aptitude Test 2013 by chuksmarvin(m): 11:45pm On Mar 23, 2015
owolabiza:
congrat boss.......more hint on hw u made it?
It's just grace really.
I think the major highlights are composure, good public speaking, confidence, smile and be honest.
Also try to mingle with your fellow applicants while at d reception, it ll make yhu guys bond early and the group work should be cool
Jobs/VacanciesRe: KPMG Graduate Aptitude Test 2013 by chuksmarvin(m): 3:22pm On Mar 23, 2015
owolabiza:
j choose audit too,Mr Marvin hw was d ac?
It was tiring but good...Praise God just got my success mail for the AC!! Some hours ago
Jobs/VacanciesRe: KPMG Graduate Trainee 2014(test Of June 14 @ Chams) by chuksmarvin(m): 8:20am On Mar 23, 2015
TJ18:
Please house,does anyone have an idea of how the critical reasoning questions looks like? I am scheduled for Audit AC tomorrow...
Hey john this is Marvin, we met at the AC remember?..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: KPMG Graduate Aptitude Test 2013 by chuksmarvin(m): 8:11am On Mar 23, 2015
Adepower:
chuksmarvin: please what unit did you apply for? I have AC on Tues as well, please reply. Thanks
Hey sorry this is coming late, its audit.
Had it last friday. What's yours?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: KPMG Graduate Aptitude Test 2013 by chuksmarvin(m): 4:52pm On Mar 18, 2015
Please what will the one on one interview be like in the AC for audit anybody please?
PoliticsRe: "I Am A Former Military Ruler, Now A Converted Democrat" - GMB by chuksmarvin(m): 7:17pm On Mar 17, 2015
ruudnisterooy1:
But you're still Buhari!
If God told yhu that each time yhu asked for forgiveness and promise never to go back which yhu do the next minute, Yhu would be of all men most miserable. So be unselfish with your forgiveness too.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: KPMG Graduate Aptitude Test 2013 by chuksmarvin(m):
primusmaximus:
That was in my mail also. Just go with a clear mind cus critical reasonin format changes every week (read Shl Abstract anyway) n interview questions dnt follow 1 pattern (depends on what u studied I think cus I wasnt asked anything abt Audit) and group exercise can be anything too (frm buildin shapes wit A4 paper to solving puzzles)
SportsRe: Oscar Pistorius Sentenced To 5 Yearsin Prison For Girlfriend's Killing by chuksmarvin(m): 11:48am On Oct 21, 2014
If you ask me, the sentence was fair and reasonable...cudos to judge thokozile masipa...because she was very patient and reasonable in explaining the sentence.
While we may think 5 years is small, let's be reminded that the prosecuting party were not thorough....The defence did a pretty good job and we hope this does nt stink further into an appeal....
SportsRe: BREAKING: Oscar Pistorius jailed 5 Years For Killing girlfriend by chuksmarvin(m): 11:23am On Oct 21, 2014
If you ask me, the sentence was fair and reasonable...cudos to judge thokozile masipa...because she was very patient and reasonable in explaining the sentence.
While we may think 5 years is small, let's be reminded that the prosecuting party were not thorough....The defence did a pretty good job and we hope this does nt stink further into an appeal....
PoliticsRe: "Horn Free Day": Lagosians, What's The Situation Report At Your Place? by chuksmarvin(m): 9:23am On Oct 15, 2014
To be candid, i drove from ikorodu to oshodi this morning...and with the exception of Bikes, my friends and i observed that the compliance rate was good...i lld say an 80%
...someone honked and someone else shouted no horn!!...it was cool...lolz
PoliticsRe: 2015: Buhari, Atiku Clash Over Procedure For Presidential Primaries by chuksmarvin(m): 8:11am On Sep 29, 2014
The only unfortunate thing is corrupt and ominously suspecting as it may sound, atiku's suggestion still is the most logically reasonable....I do not wish both of them well...
FashionRe: Ancient Egyptian Woman With 70 Hair Extensions Discovered by chuksmarvin(m): 9:59am On Sep 23, 2014
onyiwest: I believe that the hairstyle of the deceased woman was for her burial (ceremonial), and not one she wore in life.
How can you believe what you did not see or analyse....?
Are you having faith or being logical?
PoliticsRe: FG Releases List Of National Award Recipients 2013/2014 by chuksmarvin(m): 6:51pm On Sep 18, 2014
Nothing moves me anymore...
Car TalkRe: Overheating – All You Need To Know by chuksmarvin(m): 6:45pm On Sep 18, 2014
erico2k2: In 9ja terms it same thing that where yyou are meant to put your water, however in the west we just don't put water into the cooling system, there are coolant sold for diff seasons winter and summer, one has higher level of Anti freeze the other has the ability to slow the molecular heating of the fluid. So if you can get your hands on proper coolant for summer, that would be ideal for you car in Nigeria. or you can do 50-50
Thanks alot
PoliticsRe: Military Captures Injured Boko Haram Commander In Konduga Battle 18th September by chuksmarvin(m): 6:31pm On Sep 18, 2014
While I congratulate them on this great news....I must add that it is expedient of the military not to bulge to the yearnings of nigerians to release news that would have been better served chilled...I mean news that has reached a definitive point
For example ....It would be epic if they came out suddenly to tell us that a BH commander who was captured during battle and was treated had divulged news of the whereabouts of the gurls..blah blah blah
It could be advantageous if BH still assumed that this commander was dead...now they know he is alive, hence we give them room to go to plan b
...If yhu serve news to nigerains, yhu serve to BH members
If yhu must dish out news then, it should be news that can't be worked with...
...my few words...

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