Splinz:
One thing is sure. Biafrans will eventually get their freedom.

mile12crises:
More grease to the elbows of the militants.....

Buhari and his Fulani herdsman brothers are parasites that need to be cut off.


We can't be feeding some unproductive never-do-wells all the time

EasternLeopard:
The oil of the 5% will not flow to the benefit of the 97%.

afonjay:
Pls we need to carry out operation lafia dole N/D we need to set up IDP for dis ppl some where in bauch or benue. Chief of NAVAL staff pls wake up. Iam boiling. We need second abacha in dat region. Let us treat criminal with criminaality. I want to know where all weapon are being kept.

ThatIgboBoy:


aboki,go and tend to your nama.
human beings are discussing here

Adminisher:


The man will soak your people in blood if you are not careful. Most commentators supporting these boys are talking too soon. Please pray. There are 1000 ways a sitting President can deal with his enemies . All of them are not nice. You blow pipelines, they can leave them.blown for three years and hunt you down like rats. You will fight back for three long years then ask yourself what you have brought up in yourselves.

ThatIgboBoy:


what happened to the Igbos when they protested peacefully?
were they not mowed down with bullets?

sosanova:
[size=13pt]
It's another ONE....DJ Khaleed
Buhari how market
Militant groups springing up every where and bombing any available crude oil or gas pipeline all cos of the divisive and triblaistic, ethnocentric gworo chewing, buruktutu drinking, and Economic assassin President called Buhari.
By the time Crude oil production in Nigeria drop to an all time low by June next month cos of militancy, which will now cause the Economy to experience full blown recession, cause electricity supply to drop to an all time low across the country, and cause millions of jobs loss n force business to shut down,which will also affect many APC zombies, then Buhari n his bad advisers with their APC Zombies supporters will now know that Nigeria is sittting on a key of Gun powder that is about to explode.
Buhari n his bad advisers think to rule Nigeria is by Gra Gra.[/size]

Albedo27:
I recharged with #100 airtime as usual, they normally gave me a bonus of #100 for recharging same amount.

I was shocked 2d marrow when I recharged 2day and subsequently got #75 as bonus.

cktheluckyman:


When is Fashola and Amaechi resigning?

NonFarmPayrol:
[s]Nothing new, an Olodo was advising an Olodo, no wonder the country is headed for a pit[/s]

mamajaz:
Other tips:
*make sure you buy and wear the "as ebi".* If you have Ankara, Semo is almost 95% sure for you.
*Ask for your portion if they don't want to serve you.
*I agreed with that generosity with praise
I was at a wedding engagement party last week but the serving style was an error, as God would have it they mistakenly place a tray with about five plates of party jollof beside me while arguing away situations, I just stretched my hands and picked two plates, passed one to one mama that had not been served and devoured the other one, when they started shouting don't take it... I said do you want hunger to kill person here?
The second day was a wedding reception of my HOD's daughter, and they are in good morning.
When I got there, some people were already leaving and another oga ordered food for us but the servers just kept saying OK they didn't bring anything.
I just rose up with my benbe tommy (am close to term), and really everybody wants iya 'Beji to eat.
I was immediately served, got to where drinks were, but none was available, fortunately the best lady was there to pick something and I just admired her and said hers will be more glorious, after telling me the bottled water had finished (that's what I care for at parties, not sugar coated drinks), she dipped her hands in the icing drum and brought me water.
Issue is if they go home with most of those things nah waste sure pass...

sapiosexual1:
I don't eat at public events, cos I was brought up not to eat outside. I make it a point of duty to fill my stomach before any public function. The most I could take is maybe a drink, wouldn't even take a snack......
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so let me quietly walk out of the thread, I don't belong here

Naijasinglegirl:
[s]don’t think there anything more painful than watching others eat their share of the wedding jollof rice while the only thing you were able to get is serviette to dry your tears.
I’m usually so mad that once I leave the wedding, I stop by nearest fast food and throw a wedding buffet where I am the only attendee.
I have been a victim far too many times that I have been left with no choice but to research on all the possible ways to avoid this.

See below;

1. Pick the right table
Choose a table closest to where the food is being kept (If it’s a buffet) or where the influential people are seated to minimise the chances of being missed. E.g The mummies of the day canopy.
Some ‘big girls’ are fond of seating far away from the crowd then cry foul when they don’t get food.
Ushers assume five things which affects your chances of getting food.
– You are an uninvited guest.
– You are waiting for someone.
– You are too big to eat.
– You are waiting to clean the arena.
– You were not noticed when food was being served.
– You are the groom’s wicked ex.

2. Don’t let strangers sit with you
Most event decors at wedding receptions usually arrange a table for five or six. Assuming you attend a wedding reception alone or with a friend, there’s a high probability you would sit with four or more strangers at your table, who may be chronic long throats.
If this happens, the small-chops, cake, drinks, wine and whatever was kept on the table before the reception commenced are at risk!
Don NOT LET this happen! Lie the seat is already occupied if you have to.

A couple of a years ago, I attended a wedding reception with my cousins and when we were barely seated, one old lady in matron uniform who was obviously an uninvited guest claimed the last vacant seat.
Before I could say ‘Jollof’, she pulled out a Sacks&Motors bag and began fiddling with it. The wine was the first thing that went missing, followed by two cans of coke and all the disposable cups. When I asked her if she had seen ‘our wine’, she pointed at the juice.
Later she kept hovering around the kitchen area and I saw her quarrelling for souvenirs. Needless to say, when the reception ended, our lucky lady left with a full Sack&Motors bag. The only thing she didn’t go home with was the bride’s bouquet.

3. Sit with the gang you came with
Or people you are familiar with. This is the only way you’d be able to eat comfortably or call the police to arrest anyone that attempts to cheat you of your share of small-chops on the table.
Alternatively, you can try the head-girl method. Let me explain;
If I attend a wedding alone, what I usually do is make friends with kids I feel I can dominate during the church service so I can trick them to sit with me when the reception begins.

4. Sit with a guy
Naturally, guys would try to respect themselves at wedding receptions especially if they are trying to impress a girl.
Is any guy at the wedding hitting on you? Accept the invitation to sit with him and his group of friends.
Congratulations!
You’ve just earned yourself all the 6 packs of small chops on the table.

5 Smile when food is being shared
Ushers are more inclined to serve your table if you maintain a cheerful disposition. At least for the sake of the innocent people seated with you, SMILE! Put yourself in the ushers shoes, won’t you avoid serving the table where those seated wear a perpetual frown?

6 Compliment the ushers
Ladies naturally love compliments. Before the reception commences, tell an usher her teeth look nice, you admire the way she’s diligent at her job, you like the way her conscience radiates or she’s the most beautiful girl at the wedding and I, Naijasinglegirl, solemnly promise you won’t go home hungry in Jesus name.

7 Arrive early
If you arrive late to a wedding reception, you are on your own! First, all seats would be occupied and no one would serve you food while you are standing. Secondly, you stand a high chance of missing the exact time for item 7.
In fact, the only reason you should arrive late is if you are coming from a buffet or if your dietician recommended left-over cold jollof rice with no meat for you.

9 Be calm
If for whatever reasons, the ushers skip you when food was being served, even after you raise your head and kept whistling “Shhhhhhh excuse me. Hello? Excus…excuse meeeeeee,” stay calm.
Remain where you are, bend your head slowly on the table and cry your eyes out if it makes you feel better. Serviet to wipe your tears are always in excess, remember.
The last thing you want to do is switch to rows or columns where food hasn’t been served yet. You would only end up embarrassing yourself since ushers usually serve in a haphazard manner. If you have answers for accusations like, “I thought I saw you there earlier!”, “I gave you food,” “Madam please go back to your seat,” “Which kind long throat you be,” etc
By all means, continue chasing the ushers from row to row.

To summarise, if all else fails, realise shit happens and it is not the last wedding reception in world. I wish you success in your next wedding.[/s]


http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/get-food-nigerian-wedding/

kcmichael:
Rain don scatter the Convention,postpones till July,They will continue to scatter by Fire! Scatter by Rain! Scatter by Thunder! Lolzzzz

TonyeBarcanista:
The PDP Convention scheduled to hold in Portharcourt has been postponed till July. A caretaker committee to be inaugurated.



The other Convention Holding in Abuja is ongoing...


Power To The People

asha90:
Arrivals of our team..


We are making history today as we are set to retake Aso Rock in the next general elections of 2023.

Emmysteve:
Politics of deceit and bitterness gone wrong. God punish APC and their zombies. APC is a disaster

Mrbigman1:



Oyekwa si no obu ya?

Bia! Ogabara ogwu gi nwo ooo

Mrbigman1:
Full of points.

If na IPOB news, dia hair go rise like angry dogs.

Remyboyhefty:
Jonah turn don they reach

nurez305:
Primary : 12k
Nursery : 10k
KG. : 7.5k


Hope that answer ur question

TonyeBarcanista:
Can someone pls confirm

Sensitivbin777:
No publicity is bad... nem chekars dem how far? d food sweet

LesbianBoy:
God Punish Buhari and his supporters especially the ones here on nairaland! Click like if you agree