Goodnews If It's True

Stingman:
Another Awolowo is born

we thank God my broda

Sugarhugs:
Oh m goodness! Is that someone's grey matter splattered all over the ground? I can't look. Lord Jesus, help us.

Rip to the departed.

open ur eyez & look at it my dear.
those are bloods of slaughtered goats & rams, u eat dia suyas every weekend

LesbianBoy:
Its actually N900trillion that was found! Stoopid people! God punish buhari, efcc and lastly buhari's supporters especially the ones here on nairaland

Download Sense!

nicetboy:
your a big fool celebrating military killing a peaceful protester without any arm. Mark my word one day it will be your turn.

buh u ppl were happy 2day wen ipods threw policemen into river niger?

Greenback:
Worse tragedy will befall the zoo armed forces..blood be upon their heads. We have never heard of the armed forces employing same action on the rampaging and murderous fulani herdsmen,perharps their cows are too 'small' to be visible..They will never escape judgment..

SHAT AP!
anoda chest beater!
who send am msg?

*checks name*

Mbanu!
wana, wana bad markeyt ni, walahi

*skeddadles outta thread shakin head in disgust

bishop4life:




I just gave you a like cos I have never seen any post baseless as yours here on nairaland.
Anambra state have the highest oil deposit ,make your research.
IMO state have oil.
Abia state have oil .
Enugu,and only Enugu have coal in Nigeria?


so what were you saying?

c diz one
diaris more oyel up hia in d north
come to sambisa hia & c a pleeeentyyy oyel.
nansense

Buharimustdie20:
kill all those Hausa idiot policemen stealing 75% of oil blocks ain't enough for them ,we don't drag dia cattle's, farms,tomatoes yet dey own almost all d oil blocks .The money stolen by dem is enough to enrich every stupid Hausa Fulani and kanuri yet the idiots are not satisfied enough to let us go .Wait o your stupid buhari is on his death bed ,wait

awon ol**h* bobo yi sha!

Gooooooooooood!
5% fl*ti*s draw 1st blood abi?
nor problemo, I'll be hia markin scores

Biafrauud - 3
Nigeria - 0

rainerboy1010:


hmmm that's ok
so let them kill all economy sabotuers for any provocation abi
come biko this is democracy
not 1983
or else....

we will enter 1984

fixed!

rainerboy1010:
fulaa were kiliing no army was deployed

why in so much hurry to deploy military against niger delta

cant he dialogue to know their demands first?

Dialogue u say?
Mbanu!
a big NO NO!

a minute silence 4 d NDA in advance

**Clears throat**

ahem!
heeheehee

1st of all my ppl, "Ndéwo, Ek'abo, Sannu da zuwa", eheh, yowaaa!

Due to popular demand & growin popularity of NCA amongst NL folks (especially d clowns hia), I hereby propose we as a matter of urgency do the needful of formally inaugurate our franchise, heeheehee

em, I fink we shld 1st constitute a committee, a 5-man committe iz ok of which I'll be part of.
already I've assigned myself to logo and emblem creation, other members would volunteer wat he or she can do.

updates later...


*pls note, NCA iz po me, iz po u, iz po everybady. hausa, Igbo, yoloba, we are all stake holderz hia, walahi *

Wildrage:
How is this news? Suleiman rates Muhammadu high, Ilorin fulani supports Daura fulani and we are expected to be surprised?

hatred & painment iz a numba 1 cause of hi-bp.
try to be happy wit d pesin dat is rulin u 4rm now till 2023!
mtchew!

Oba Ril Wayne, d 5% chest beaterz nightmare

WARRI- FORMER militant leader, Government
Ekpempuolo, alias Tompolo, again on Sunday,
said he does not know the Niger Delta Avengers,
NDA, and urged the militant group to cease
blowing up oil facilities and embrace dialogue if
it was truly fighting for Niger Deltans.
Tompolo, in a statement, said: “I wish to appeal
to you (Niger Delta Avengers) once again to stop
the bombing of oil facilities in the Niger Delta
region, and embrace the path of dialogue with
the Federal Government of Nigeria, as the
government is ready to hear you out on
whatever issues you wish to discuss with it.”
“You guys know that I do not know you and how
to reach you, except through the mass media. If
truly, as you guys claimed, that you are fighting
for the well-being of the people of the Niger
Delta, then you must adhere to this appeal,
otherwise, the world will label you as criminals,”
he said.
The ex-militant leader asserted: “You members
of the Niger Delta Avengers group are aware
that some mischievous persons have continued
to point accusing fingers at me that I am either
behind you or directly carrying out the
destruction of oil pipelines across the Niger
Delta region, therefore , I should be arrested by
the Nigerian military.”
“Sadly, the military had bought this ethnic
induced and wicked accusation without a single
proof to show that I am truly behind you people.
On the other hand, some have suggested that
you may be part of the multitude of persons I
had catered for, from economically empowering
to payment of school fees, hospital bills, and
house rents and so on.
“And that as am out of circulation as a result of
my travails in the hands of the Economic and
Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), you might
be tempted to strike out on your own for sheer
survival. Whichever the case, I still maintain that
I know nothing about your group and the
destruction of crude oil facilities in the Niger
Delta region.

“I have made it clear in many occasions that the
issue I am having with the EFFC will not make me
to resort to violence and bombing of oil
pipelines as my team of lawyers have already
challenged the defective process of legal service
on me in the Court of Appeal. I am a man of
truth and peace, therefore will not be involved
in violent activities,” he said.
His words: “Come to think of the consequences
of your actions in the region so far, particularly
as it affects me and the people of Gbaramatu
kingdom. Just yesterday (Saturday), the Nigerian
Army invaded the ancestral headquarters of the
kingdom, Oporoza town, under the guise of
looking for members of your group, particularly
me, who they have wickedly linked to your
group, and unleashed mayhem on the innocent
people of the community. “
“And this happened in my absence as I am
currently out of Gbaramatu kingdom, but what I
gathered from some of the victims of the army
invasion is unspeakable. Even pots of soup where
not spared. The army has massively looted
resident homes, desecrated traditional places of
worship, committed sacrilege and abominations,
and has continued to occupy the community until
this moment.
“What a sad tale, one thing you should know is
that government is not interested in its
constitutional duty of protection of lives and the
welfare of its citizens, rather it is interested in
the continuous flow of crude oil in the region.
Therefore, it could do anything to make the oil
flow, not minding the security and the welfare of
the people,” he said.
Tompolo added: “Remember, this same army
arrested Chevron Nigeria Ltd staff and labeled
them as members of the Niger Delta Avengers,
few weeks ago, in one of the communities in
Gbaramatu kingdom. It took a spirited effort by
the community and other well-meaning
Nigerians to intervene for the release of those
Chevron staff. This shows that the Nigerian
government can do anything to our innocent
people in the communities in the guise of
looking for members of the Avengers.”
He continued: “One other reason you guys must
stop this new campaign of destruction is that the
contractors in charge of repair works of attacked
pipelines are equally culpable in the act of
pipeline vandalism as they now sponsor their
allies in the communities to continue to destroy
pipelines to get more repair works. This is the
sorry state we have found ourselves in the Niger
Delta.”
“To this end, dear Niger Delta Avengers, you
must put an end to this economic sabotage and
allow the government to look into your demands
now. I believe a word is enough for the wise,” he
said.

www.vanguardngr.com/2016/05/tompolo-avengers-dont-know-stop-blowing-pipelines/

Lalasticlala, Mynd44

Women & Wahala be like WW in WWE
Mtchew!
Reminds me of those dayz wit diz ex chic of mine, u dey nice to outsiderz, na wahala, u nor dey nice, nah still wahala

SUPOL:
Witch one is Mallam Abdul Okwechima

half ahboki, half 5% jez like me, half ahboki, half omo niger delta, so now am eligible to also make claim to "our oyel"

b4 i read d content, am bettin down my may & june salaries in advance say na dem... brb

*modified*

jez checked
mtchew! na dem!
buh wait oo, ONE, TWO, TEEREE, F O U R yeebos!

chai heeeeeey!

brb

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ettaetta:
I blame buhari

4 ur inability to get upto 20% erektion.

sameer1212:
Go and hang him na. His prison room is not far from Nnamdi kanu's own. Thank me later.

Ouch!
Nna, u're mouthed, walahi!

ireneony:
you all cannot deny the fact that the baby is cute...all thanks to yinusa genes

Allahamdullahi!

heeheehee!
baby Fatima welcome to d world & to Nigeria where diaris 5% chest beatin ppl.

*jumps fence of thread & bolts away*

Firefire:
Very Good Move (VGM)

We must all come together to KILL corruption.

don't trust all diz ya recent likings 4 sai Bubu's policies.
Nigga, henceforth my eyez will be on u like fly on shyte!

Iranu!

naijaboy756:
Watch them opening more threads and 'battling' to state one year achievement(s) of Buhari even when it is obvious to all that the man is a colossal failure so far.

Grab Sense!

ocelot2006:
Bumhead why don't you launch the operation yourself? B4 u do that ask OBJ how the last counter insurgency ops in the Niger Delta went?

Odi massacre?