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Politics / Re: After You See This You Will Never Feel The Same About Nigeria Again (photo) by ChukwuIbrahim: 5:09pm On May 18, 2016
wxyz1:
Same to you and your generation unborne
*pls read my siggy* cool
Politics / Re: Lawal Criticizes Kachikwu For Shaking Hands At FEC Meeting by ChukwuIbrahim: 3:28pm On May 18, 2016
dis poliTHIEFcians em think say mua dey follow dem laff. angry
dat one even open mouth say fuel na 107
Politics / Re: Badagry Deep Seaport Construction And Free Trade Zone. Photos. by ChukwuIbrahim: 9:04pm On May 17, 2016
omenka:
We have no room for political thugs/ballot box snatchers.

I'm sorry.
Haba!
Nah Firefire we are talkin about hia oo! grin
Politics / Re: Badagry Deep Seaport Construction And Free Trade Zone. Photos. by ChukwuIbrahim: 8:43pm On May 17, 2016
Firefire:
The government of Ambode will receive our support in Badagry once he could achieve the Badagry Deep Seaport and fix the 10 lanes coming from Orile Iganmu into Badagry.

Once he achieve this within the specified time, I, Firefire will pull my support for the administration of APC.

Cc:

Gunuvi.
Omenka, do we still have membership forms left?
Politics / Re: After You See This You Will Never Feel The Same About Nigeria Again (photo) by ChukwuIbrahim: 8:33pm On May 17, 2016
Ee nor gor better for GEJ for helpin us 4rm d niger delta in wastin our portion of 6 yrs rulin. angry

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Politics / Re: Protest In Bauchi In Support Of Fuel Subsidy Removal by ChukwuIbrahim: 4:00pm On May 17, 2016
Lordave:
Daura President Cowboys Nairaland section will soon stage their own support-protest!

Ndi erere ere!
price of "sniper" has not increased in d mkt, pls do d needfull. cool
Politics / Re: My Arrest By EFCC Has No Political Undertone – Shekarau by ChukwuIbrahim: 8:19pm On May 15, 2016
Ahmedhussain3463:
ha, dis submission is nt good for ipad youth o
it is iPOOP yoots not iPAD youth grin
Politics / Re: My Arrest By EFCC Has No Political Undertone – Shekarau by ChukwuIbrahim: 8:18pm On May 15, 2016
kings09:
Who ur arrest epp. But 1 thing am sure of. If dis man had decamped back 2 Apc aftr d elections, we won't hear of dis story. He ll be regarded as a 'saint'

Business / Re: Dubai Banks Order Closure Of Nigerians' Accounts by ChukwuIbrahim: 7:48pm On May 15, 2016
Great!
one of Sai baba's galivantin runz iz eventually payin off and am lofin it cool

Keneking, mek u show!
help us call Lala cool
Business / Re: Dubai Banks Order Closure Of Nigerians' Accounts by ChukwuIbrahim: 7:46pm On May 15, 2016
Mynd44:
Nigerian theves be like

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Politics / Re: Nlc Notifies Nulge Of It's Intended Strike Action by ChukwuIbrahim: 7:25pm On May 15, 2016
Grrrrrreeeeeaaat!
lets shut down dis mudafvckin con3 down, 6 months minimum till sai Bubu knws we are angry wit his as$ angry



oh, lest I 4get
diaris one yeediot dat made me got banned jez because I called him by his name and anoda mofo even insulted me while I was servin d ban, and I could not return salvo back to da mudafaccka!

Mr. ban mod, naxo una dey do una tinz hia? angry

well here iz my humble response to dat 2 murrafackaz...

Mr. yeediot, FVCK UUUUUUU!
to d as$hole dat insulted me durin my ban, FVCK U TOO MADAFACKA!


thank u angry

Politics / Re: Explosion Rocks Chevron Facility In Warri by ChukwuIbrahim: 7:22pm On May 15, 2016
Krismart:
Na now u knw say na their property. Meanwhile why is the Govt crying over another man's property? Ndi ara

Politics / Re: Explosion Rocks Chevron Facility In Warri by ChukwuIbrahim: 5:53pm On May 13, 2016
EasternLeopard:
You don't insult and fight the regions that feed the Nation.
Imagine calling these regions 5% and threatening them.

Any attack on any community will see ICC hand coving Buhari and his low IQ supporters

Buhari good morning.
iz d 5% fl*tie$ now d niger delta avengerz?

odiegwu!
yEAST now claimin ND grin

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Politics / Re: Explosion Rocks Chevron Facility In Warri by ChukwuIbrahim: 5:49pm On May 13, 2016
Very Gooooood!
pls keep blowin up ya properties. cool

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Politics / Re: Oduku Reveals Identity Of Niger-Delta Avengers by ChukwuIbrahim: 9:04pm On May 12, 2016
ND avengerz are fvckin wit d wrong retired General.
gbaramatu treatment, sequel to odi treatment is in d pipeline.
iPOD yoots 4rm da yEAST can testify about sai Baba's hospitality. cool

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Politics / Re: Biafra Protesters Arrested In Buckingham Palace, London (Photo) by ChukwuIbrahim: 6:41pm On May 12, 2016
jonhemma11:
Two Nigerian men protesting for independence and freedom for Biafra were arrested close to Buckingham Palace in London. Photo Credit: Will Ross


https://mobile.twitter.com/willintune/status/730764546479116288
Goooooood!
dey shld flog those 2 murrafackas wit better oyibo koboko. cool

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Reject Labour Move Against Pump Price by ChukwuIbrahim: 3:08pm On May 12, 2016
about 80% abeokuta peeps in support of sai Bubu?
Dat translates to about 85% of d con3 as a whole in support of sai Bubu.
Chai! more painment 4 em wailerz & 5%erz!
tuff luck grin

but dis is crazy!
can u believe dat at 145 a litre, all of a sudden all filing station in my area now has fuel!
oya somebody gimme kachikwu's fone numba lemme ask d murrafaka some pertinent kweshions. angry

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Food / Re: Five Dollars Pure Water In Kano (photo) by ChukwuIbrahim: 8:04pm On May 11, 2016
Sunnycliff:
Very soon now this APC government will find a way to say that water is been subsidized and they will increase the price to #20 per satchet!
mtchew!
Romance / Re: How Would You Feel If Your Ex Girlfriend Is Dating Your Friend? by ChukwuIbrahim: 3:28am On May 10, 2016
pinkiberry:
what If You Never For Once Shine Her Congo?
wetin be all diz "CONGO" wey una dey shine sef?
isit d wan dah har BRASSAVILE as a capital? awilo logomba con3?
Politics / EFCC confronts Fani-Kayode over N840m by ChukwuIbrahim: 10:19pm On May 08, 2016
Abuja - After many weeks of word exchange, the
Economic and Financial Crimes Commission will
Sunday confront the spokesman for former
President
Goodluck Jonathan’s
Campaign Organisation, Mr.
Femi Fani-Kayode, over the
huge cash of N840 million
he received a few days to
the presidential election.
Fani-Kayode, who narrowly
escaped arrest last Friday
when no fewer than ten
operatives of the EFCC
stormed his Maitama home
in Abuja, is scheduled to
appear before the commission Monday to
explain why he collected the cash and what it was
used for.
The former minister immediately raised the
alarm that the agents of the commission had
invaded his home and condemned them for
doing so after he had given assurance that he
would turn in himself on Monday.


www.vanguardngr.com/2016/05/efcc-confronts-fani-kayode-n840-million/


Cc: lalasticlala
Politics / Re: Dasuki Paid Me Monthly - Okupe by ChukwuIbrahim: 8:16pm On May 08, 2016
Firefire:
Good revelation.

Where are the resident APC Nairaland witch doctors cum zombies Food is ready for your usual gibberish and rants of fighting corruption. We are waiting.
Firefire my old time rival friend.
How opposition life nah? cheesy

Remember 28-3-2015? cool

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Politics / Re: Dasuki Paid Me Monthly - Okupe by ChukwuIbrahim: 8:04pm On May 08, 2016
CAVEAT EMPTOR!

**Land not for sale**

Pls contact any available wailer, em get enuff stolen lands for sale. cool
Nairaland / General / How To Relax After A Week devoid of Tiwa Vs Teebillz wahala (Pix) by ChukwuIbrahim: 7:53pm On May 08, 2016
cool

Politics / Re: EFCC Releases Ceos Of Access Bank, Sterling Bank After They Refund Billions Of N by ChukwuIbrahim: 7:19pm On May 08, 2016
Chai!
See money! shocked
Thunder faya jonathan & him follow follow apologists. angry

www.saharareporters.com/2016/05/07/efcc-releases-ceos-access-bank-sterling-bank-after-they-refund-billions-naira


Keneking, abeg come help me shout dat shout of Jona name wey u sabi shout. cool
Politics / Re: Buhari To Military: Crush Niger-Delta Avengers by ChukwuIbrahim: 8:58am On May 08, 2016
SamuelAnyawu:
The Innocent villagers embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed that's my only concern angry cry cry
oh, now u remember diaris innocent villagers like u?

to our galant ever ready military, pls level any locality or villages supportin dis terrorism jez because some infectual buffon lost election, blow pipelines join dem, ba wahala, i support una!
i ready to stay 10yrs without light & fuel. cool

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Car Talk / Re: Gej's Legacy: CFAO Yamaha Assembly Plant Set For Grand Opening. by ChukwuIbrahim: 7:24am On May 08, 2016
very commendable initiative 4rm yahama coy.
to all d infectual buffonic apologist, go & die or go get a life!
ya hero was & is still a clueless fvck. cool
Jokes Etc / Re: You Need To Check This Out If You Were Born In The 80s Or 70s... #facts by ChukwuIbrahim: 6:38pm On May 05, 2016
EXACTLY! my broda. cool



darkenkach:
Boring generation. .
indomie pikin!

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Crime / Re: Suicidal Man Pulled From Electric Pole After He Tried To Cut Himself by ChukwuIbrahim: 6:04pm On May 05, 2016
GurlFriend:
This morning at 7am, an apparently suicidal man climbed an electrical pole in the Lekki area of Lagos state.

Even after repeated pleas for Suicide Man, as the press has dubbed him, to come down he vehemently refused, to the extent that the security and PHCN personnel got fed up and left him on the pole.

The good news is about an hour ago, he has finally been brought down after a combined effort of LASEMA and the Lagos Fire Service. It is reported that he fought the firemen tooth and nail, and i mean he almost bit them. When he realised that they were determined to knock him down, he jumped on a roof and used the zinc to cut himself before being subdued and knocked to the ground

He has now been taking to Eti-Osa primary health care centre where he's been treated by doctors. He revealed that his name is Frederick Gino, he is from Cameroon and claims he has no idea how he got to Nigeria.

See more photos of Mr Gino in hospital after the cut

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/05/suicidal-man-finally-brought-down-from.html
I for say!
I come begin dey imagine how a bonafide Nigerian pesin gor say him wan kill himself, even a biafran nor gor think am sef. shocked

say 4 example say pesin like Shukwudi or Emeka gor jez leave him shop 4 alaba mkt climb nepa pole say him wan jump kill himsef sake of say him nefa sell mkt since mawnin.
it is impossicant!

ehm, apologies to whoever my mentionin of those two names to make example gor offend, na hypothetical situation I deh try paint oo! grin

Up Biafra, Chukwu Okikie Abiama! grin

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