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Twaci:
Dear Nairalanders, OP saved a number (+2348137861696) as 300076 and claimed to have received it from MTN.

Abeg tell us more.

on point my brother... u get eye eeeeee.

hey op that's Airtel not Mtn.
check and modify then thank me latter

Ladies can u rock this outfit made with condoms

MY FIRST TIME TO USE A CONDOM..
.

I entered a shop and bought a pack with 3
condoms, looked at
them curiously for a while wondering how on
earth I could use them.
The Lady at the counter noticed my puzzlement and
asked sincerely, ''Have you ever used a condom?
Do you know how to put it on?''
I blushed and said,"No!"
The lady took one condom and opened it
and wore it on her thumb as an example.
.
"This is how you wear it. You have to make sure its
tight!''
I was even more puzzled by this. I was just an
innnocent young man.
She noticed how shy and confused I was.
"You must be a virgin," she said teasingly.
"Have you ever had sex?".. She asked..
l said, ''No!"
.
Then she looked around the shop; there was no
one but just the
2 of us. She called me behind the counter, opened
the door leading to the back-rooms and invited me in. She
quickly locked the door, told me to hurry up... "We don't
have
time!" She said.
.
She pulled her short skirt up, her panty down,
opened her legs and layed her back on a table. Then she
told me to
wear the condom on just like she had told me.
I did, and she pulled me close, and oh yes there I Was right
deep inside
her wet sweet flesh.
.
But Oh My God no, in just 10 seconds inside it was just too
much and I came, tsaaa tsaaa tsaaa tsaaaa twii twii tsaaa
ziii.!!
The lady feels it too, she feels the hot cremora inside her,
and asks me,
''Did you put the condom on like I told you?"
"Yes I did. Just like you told me!" I replied. She
says, ''Lets see!"
.
(I showed her)
"Oh shit!" she screamed. "You are supposed to
wear it on your PENIS not on your THUMB, you dummy!!
.
**Unfortunately she fainted)***

faith551:
Maybe that man is the 21st century Noah, God told him to build a plane
Someone should pls ask him if God is going to destroy the world by earthquake

Abi oh....but e no go enter much ppl ni

naijaaaaaa... that's really amazing...
hope it can fly....
picture were it's on the air or...............

good write up..more like a welcome note and introduction to the issues we face in Nigeria
.......

what is really wrong.... is that the MDs are having issues of who to be inaugurated or there is an unfamiliar spirit controlling and Putin confusion among them...


now did I mention that there October salary till date have not been paid...... while ppl are sharing money via Dasuki...


oh Nigeria I cry for u

end time Sex

more below


inflammation of a mucous membrane, especially of the respiratory tract, accompanied by excessive secretions.
Okra juice is used to treat sore throat associated with coughing
Decoction of okra leaves, fruits and leaves are used to treat urinary problems, such as painful urination and other genitourinary problems including gonorrhea and syphilis.
Okra leaves and roots used as poultice for wounds
Okra juice used to treat diarrhea with fever and related abdominal pains
Okra juice used to treat skin itchiness and as skin moisturizer.
Okra leaves used for inflammation
Okra fruits are eaten to treat involuntary discharge of semen
Roasted okra seeds are used to promote sweating
Okra seeds are used to treat and prevent muscle spasms
Decoction of okra is used to treat fever, headache and arthritis.
Okra is rich in fiber that absorbs water and improves the bulk of stool. Very effective against diarrhea and constipation.
Okra’s mucilage binds with cholesterol and bile acids and expelled through stool from the body.
Okra helps in lowering the blood sugar level by blocking the absorption of sugar in the intestinal tract.
Okra’s mucilage acts as a lubricant and a laxative for the intestinal tract facilitating the easy passage of waste.
Okra is believed to smoothen the skin and prevent the eruption of pimples and acne.

10 Health Benefits of Okro

The vegetable okra (okro) is a popular one and it is included in many diets. Being a vegetable, it is obvious that okro is healthy and should be included in your menu. Here are a few specific health benefits of okro:


01) Prevents Colon Cancer: –
By cleaning out the intestinal tract, Okro is able to improve colon health by allowing the organ to work at a higher rate of efficiency and reduce the risk of colon cancer.


02) Prevents Diabetes: –
The presence of Eugenol in Okra helps fight against diabetes. The fibre also helps stabilize blood sugar level by delaying sugar absorption from the intestines.


03) Prevents Constipation: –
Okra is one of the best vegetable sources of dietary fibre essential for the digestive system. Dietary fibres in okra help prevent and relieve constipation. The soluble fibre in okra absorbs water and adds bulk to the stool thus preventing constipation.


04) Prevents Anaemia: –
The iron content of okra forms haemoglobin in the blood and prevents anaemia. Vitamin K helps in blood coagulation.
05) Aids Weight Loss: –
The dietary fibres contained in this vegetable helps people who are on weight loss programs. Okro has a very low caloric value so it is a great addition when losing weight.


06) Improves Heart Health: –
The soluble fibre in okra helps to lower serum cholesterol and thus reduces the risk of heart disease. Eating okra is an effective way to control the body’s cholesterol level. Okra is also high in pectin that helps in lowering high blood cholesterol by altering the production of bile in the intestines.


07) Improves Hair Problems: –
Okra can help you get healthy hair and be free from dandruff. For bouncy hair, boil water with horizontally cut okra, strain on cooling, squeeze half a lemon and use as a hair rinse. Experts say that it can even get rid of lice too.


08) Improves Immunity: –
The high Vitamin C content in okro helps fight cold and cough by encouraging a healthy immune system. The Vitamin C and many essential minerals like magnesium, manganese, calcium and iron in okra also fight against harmful free radicals and therefore promote an overall healthy immune system.


09) Improves Eyesight: –
Vitamin A and beta carotene found in okro are essential nutrients for maintaining good eyesight. In addition, these essential nutrients also help prevent eye related diseases such as cataracts. The Vitamin A promotes good eye health and protects against age related eye disorders.


10) Contributes to a Healthy Pregnancy: –
The high amount of folate contained in the okra is beneficial for the foetus during pregnancy. Folate is an essential nutrient which improves the development of the foetus’ brain. The high amount of folic acid in okra plays an important role in the neural tube formation of the foetus from the fourth to the twelfth week of pregnancy..

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Don J..... the only 9ja Rick Ross... I love this man jonesing... he's a joker

for a group chat

am moemcoming lemme get my tooth brush its morning already am moemcoming lemme get my tooth brush its morning already

Tecno M3 I have reformatted severally.... data comes up always

please my phone data and WiFi comes up on its own. this drains my battery... is there any help plz

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THEN CAL THE POLICE.
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