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Izu, for your mind your topic make FP. I saw this your write-up on your FB wall and I really love it. thumps up. UNN is proud of you.

The guy will be like, She wants to open a bank account on my head without interest

Maybe her own dey like this stadium

that song is just Dope. combination of Housa, Yoruba and Igbo rappers. the song is on repeat mode.

So that is why Mimiko doesn't pay Corpers Let them use their oil revenue and pay

we don hear

Fear North, chykmoni is here

Fear North, Chykmoni is here

Fear North, chykmoni is here

Congratz ya' alll

My questions:
<1> How do they beat the military check up into the town?
<2> Where did he borrow the bicycle from and at the same time how did he simultaneously detonate the bomb upon riding the bicycle?.
<3> These BHs, are they humans or devil incanates?.

osemu8:
Let make dis house lively again with our nysc service year experience
Honeydear
Moshmood101
Alayormii
Temmytea70
Traecey
Redbunny
whytjane
samguine
enimoney
(Bro.)DrphilAbd
sessytony
smeeky
meeky
macuwon
rationalmind
okikpo01
Hisexcellencie
ojestas
osemu8
chykmoni
ifyzo
raheem2386
vintino
rhazur
Godsfavourite1
TiffanyJ
Karleone
Heemah
Rationalmind
Jimwalex
Jamanuaka
Jealouzzy
Hamzeiy
Nifton
Skateboard
Cleoqueen
Valentinooo
Lymelyte
Sowl
Banttieman(Bouncealong)
Gaetano
Tbells91
Saltinn
MabraO
Amanda2013
Mannylex
Prixxy7
Lorddaywalker
Rationalmind

osemu8:
Let make dis house lively again with our nysc service year experience
Honeydear
Moshmood101
Alayormii
Temmytea70
Traecey
Redbunny
whytjane
samguine
enimoney
(Bro.)DrphilAbd
sessytony
smeeky
meeky
macuwon
rationalmind
okikpo01
Hisexcellencie
ojestas
osemu8
chykmoni
ifyzo
raheem2386
vintino
rhazur
Godsfavourite1
TiffanyJ
Karleone
Heemah
Rationalmind
Jimwalex
Jamanuaka
Jealouzzy
Hamzeiy
Nifton
Skateboard
Cleoqueen
Valentinooo
Lymelyte
Sowl
Banttieman(Bouncealong)
Gaetano
Tbells91
Saltinn
MabraO
Amanda2013
Mannylex
Prixxy7
Lorddaywalker
Rationalmind

osemu8:
Let make dis house lively again with our nysc service year experience
Honeydear
Moshmood101
Alayormii
Temmytea70
Traecey
Redbunny
whytjane
samguine
enimoney
(Bro.)DrphilAbd
sessytony
smeeky
meeky
macuwon
rationalmind
okikpo01
Hisexcellencie
ojestas
osemu8
chykmoni
ifyzo
raheem2386
vintino
rhazur
Godsfavourite1
TiffanyJ
Karleone
Heemah
Rationalmind
Jimwalex
Jamanuaka
Jealouzzy
Hamzeiy
Nifton
Skateboard
Cleoqueen
Valentinooo
Lymelyte
Sowl
Banttieman(Bouncealong)
Gaetano
Tbells91
Saltinn
MabraO
Amanda2013
Mannylex
Prixxy7
Lorddaywalker
Rationalmind

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YourMain:
Hahahaha you're so funny. Hmm. I "hmmm" a lot. Usually to signal I'm doing some deep thinking and I'm super smart. Hahaha. I'm neither deep thinking or super smart.

Awh you're ever so kind. Thank you .

Hahaha poor suxx. He probably wouldn't mind if I died as long as I tell him what's on the other side to satisfy his curiosity

wow! I don't think am funnier than Basketmouth. that guy is too "mouthed"
How you contradict words make me crazy. I must confess you are good . come to think of it, don't you think that thousand of people who reply with "k", "no", "Y", can also give you a thousand reasons why they do so? all we guyz need is just a listening ear. .


you don't need to kill yourself to cure someone's curiosity. it is weird, I know u said u are weird at times. lolz.
remember that the great beyond is not what we are praying for now.

YourMain:
Hahhahahahaha that actually made me laugh. When you chat with an Olodo . Nah I'm.dead looool

If you chat with an "Olodo" you will understand what I mean.
let me give you an example from you guy's chat;

you: I like chickens, infact they are my pets. I can lock anyone that could lay his/her hands on it.
Olodo: hmmmmm.
at this point the chat will just be coming to an end. but as a badoo in chatting, u can still put a little humour to the sentence.

as for you dying, I think it shouldn't be now cos suxx is afraid of death especially someone he loves **runs out of thread**

wow. this is impressive; the chat between suxx and yourmain. but one tin is sure, if u are chattn with a very intelligent girl, who can understand ur flows, then the response will also be lively. this reminds me of my ex, she is a writer, you need to see how she plays with words jst like yourmain. suxx's chat and yourmain's chat shows how a chat should look like. thumps up. but when u chat with "olodo", no matter how u twist ur words, u will still get "yes", "no", "cool","kk" as her reply. don't blame them cos must of them can't really write.

#Team Naija

Nigeria’s immediate past Minister of Petroleum Resources, Diezani Alison-Madueke, is undergoing a new round of treatment for breast cancer, according to a family source knowledgeable about her condition.
by saharaReporters, New YorkJun 06, 2015
Nigeria’s immediate past Minister of Petroleum Resources, Diezani Alison-Madueke, is undergoing a new round of treatment for breast cancer, according to a family source knowledgeable about her condition.Diezani Alison-MaduekeTheGuardian
The source disclosed that Mrs. Alison-Madueke is currently in a hospital in London where she started a fresh round of therapy on Friday. The treatment was described as a daily therapy that will last for one week, said the source.
Mrs. Alison-Madueke left Nigeria on May 23, 2015 on a British Airways flight. Then President-elect, Muhammad Buhari, was also on the same London-bound flight, raising speculations that the former minister might have hurriedly booked herself on the flight for the opportunity to talk to Mr. Buhari. However, a source on the flight told SaharaReporters that the then president-elect quietly but firmly discouraged all efforts by Mrs. Alison-Madueke to hold a conversation during the 6-hour flight.
The former Petroleum Minister has not returned to Nigeria since that trip, SaharaReporters found.
Our source also disclosed that Mrs. Alison-Madueke, whose tenure as minister was marked by several billion-dollar scandals, underwent surgery last year to remove tumors from her breast.
As one of the closest ministers to former President Goodluck Jonathan, Mrs. Alison-Madueke was at the center of a controversy over more than $20 billion in oil revenues that the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) reportedly failed to deposit at the Central Bank of Nigeria. The NNPC is an agency overseen by the Petroleum Minister.
Owing to the pervasive corruption in the oil sector, President Buhari has indicated that he would personally run the Petroleum Ministry.
source:SaharaReporters

Abuja – President Muhammadu Buhari has announced the first set of appointments into his administration.The President on Sunday evening, named Mr Femi Adesina and Mal. Garba Shehu as his spokesmen. Femi Adesina will serve as Special Adviser (Media and Publicity) while Garba Shehu will be the new Senior SpecialAssistant (Media and Publicity).The President has also approved the appointment of Mal. Lawal Abdullahi Kazaure as the State Chief of Protocol (SCOP).Mr Adesina is the current President of the Nigerian Guild of Editors (NGE) and serves as the Managing Director/Editor-in-Chief of The Sun newspapers.Garba Shehu served as the Director, Mediaand Publicity of the APC Presidential Campaign Council. He was the President of the Nigerian Guild of Editors sixteen years ago.Abdullahi Kazaure is a career Foreign Service official and currently serves in Aso Rock Villa as a Special Assistant (Presidential Matters).
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/buhari-appoints-adesina-shehu-as-spokesmen/

janus05:
Okorocha is still using his 419 skills in politics! Who is Okorocha to nominate Chief Ogbonnaya Onu for Buhari?

Buhari and Onu have been running things together as far back as 80's when this 419 governor alias Okorocha was learning 419 trade in Abidjan.

my man your head is there. During their(Buhari and Onu) defunct APP days, Okorocha was still hustling to get into politics.

mbachika629@yahoo.com...thanks

You can play pool online at masleisure.com

Nice movement.

K

fuckshit:
gbam!! OP there's your fücking answer; since you fücking want to know what fücking instrument to use to measure LOVE;
I'll fücking suggest you go with the “MONEYMETER"

No doubt your monicker speaks for you. It seems they babtised you with that "F"

Hello NL'ers, please i want to know if there is any instrument used to measure the amount ,the quality and authenticity of love someone has for you.

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bushdoc9919:
Alumni of the Ancient and Esteemed University Of Space Booker of Nairaland.

baba join the train o. Or no FP for you till ur days of Nl will expire. Lol

Wow! I feel honoured to be a product of the first universtity in Nigeria!(UNN) #TEAM_SUPERLION!

Jessyj616:
lol. unilorin but thinking of porting to unilag

my dear just cool down and think about it very well. With your score, you have about 80% chance of securing admission into any university of your choice. But another thing is that, don't allow the score to enter your head because you still have another hard nut to crack; PUTME. Goodluck!

Jessyj616:
thanks

babes congrats. Wic sch are u seeking admission?. I like ur type, upon 10days u av spent on NL(lols), u still smashed!