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adedeji65: any way , u shar saw my boot , I was lucky ... My padi got NIKE acube .. I wan cry , as I move forward na him I see this waist pouche ooo... D guy cme dey beef me ... As for d sweater na elephant skin sweater I go buy!!!

adedeji65: any way , u shar saw my boot , I was lucky ... My padi got NIKE acube .. I wan cry , as I move forward na him I see this waist pouche ooo... D guy cme dey beef me ... As for d sweater na elephant skin sweater I go buy!!!

Hissexcellencie: why u no allow am reach ocean 11 and 12? Btw Did Brad pitt or Denzel feature in d dream?

ocean11 and 12 are too lilttle. This night is going to be Atlantic ocean 101 & Atlantic ocean419 and guess who is featuring tonights dream Gretel and Hansel; the witch hunters!!! So tonights dream is gon be horror

adedeji65: Awesome , camp things don ready!!!!!! Omo loving my acube leather waist pouche .......*sipsLipton*

Mannylex: lol, una no go kill person.





Have no fear; Mannylex is here

Hissexcellencie: morning Boss....ma dream get stream1and2

Hissexcellencie: Enimoney, chykmoni, sokarsenal....Mah niggas; wahdiddo?!

Miner13: gat to wake up by 5:30am again

nigga and niggal gat to leave now

bye gaari oooooo

chykmoni
adonismuller
bentonmaye
Archmage
sugarkemi
Dremichaels
Ojestas
kennykg
cutiepie01
Hissexcellencie
azyd,
solzmuller

Skateboard: Not for me. Mosquito nets cause a lot of heat for me. I don't use them.
I won't be going with a blanket, just a bedsheet.

osemu8: I have not bought anything for camp,I hope I am not behind

rationalmind: Thanks. You might consider giving your life to Allah

rationalmind: Hehehe, thanks but I'm already a happy guy without giving my life to Him.

DrPhilABd: Wow!!! Goodmorning Everybody. Top of the morning to you all (a new way of greeting I learnt). Its been a long while bt I think I'm back now (well, except my secretary thinks otherwise). Greetings to you all once again. I ve really missed this house.
Whr r all my pple dem; Traecey, Samguine, macuwon, Luvlycutiepie amongst others... I bring you good tidings

yokiti: Though your clipper will be collected from you at the gate for security reasons (it is contraband); you will not be denied access to it when you need to use it just that you will fill form for it.
@ Samguine, Skateboard, Chykmoni and other owners of hilarious response to my post; I just dey observe.
To answer chykmoni on camp registration deadline, it will be on thursday 7th of August. Some camps may not register you after the swearing on that very Thursday. You should also consider the stress of not having a good accomodation/ kits etc.
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@ all, if you are given original Khaki, make sure is not too tight when you are ammending it to your size. The Knaki has the ability to shrink. You might also become a Teblik becausethe trousers will jump (I dont know the simplest form to explain this). If you are ammending it on the first day of camping, you will part will not less than #1000 if you are lucky but if you delay, there will be a reduction in the price for ammendment. Dont blame the tailors or whatsoever modern name you choose to use; they paid handsomely for the space they are using. Its same for all other traders.
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2. Delay the collection of your photograph from Cameramen(man) till the last day of orientation or the Monday preceeding your orientation closing Tuesday 26th, by this you will safe much. If you want to collect the pics when the camp is still bubbling, you might pay as high as #150 per copy but if you delay, you might get a copy for as low as #70 or thereabout.
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Stapler will definitely be collected from you for security reason but officers dont have anythinga against gum, tipex (dont leave home without it, it will safe you stress as well as help your pocket).
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You can get extension multiple socket but keep where it will be safe from the eagle eye of officers. This will safe you from #50 charging of battery.
I am pleading with all lovers of gadgets to take only what they are sure they can keep very well at all times and if peradventure you loose it; it wont pain you more than when a faithful husband catches his wife in the act of adultery.
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Waist pouch may be prohibited in some camps northern Nigeria so device a mean to keep your mobile valuables like phone and money very well (I was a victim of this, I lost all the money left on me in camp which resulted in me missing only the camp food for only 5 times). Your shoes and socks can serve as temporary abode for your ego/ kudi/ owó/ money.
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Continue to enjoy the rest of your day. Shalom!

Yokiti i swear your information too dey shark me like beer(Legend)....seriously i thought i av learnt all i needed in camp but you just proved me wrong. Kudos Oga Yokiti.**the 'oga' is silence**

rationalmind: Greetings to you bro, trust ou're having a great weekend.

my oga at the apex, i see you with an astronomical telescope. I'm having a wonderful sunday.***draws him to a corner*** did i hear you mentioned Edo as ur prefared state of service One naira, 'shishi' u won't see from the state government o. U better think twice.

ALAYORMII: Guy, you harsh oooo

Military uniform to complete the waist pouch wey dem write guns and weapons.

Make you advice am make she/he buy one wey dem write B' Haram.

If Soldier beat you na then you go know sey Police na ur friend

ajasa4link: Hahahaha.....u be bad guy I swear. U supposed tell am to buy ak47 join sef

femijck: Hello house abeg i need ur help now o....

1.I enta market today go shop for my camping.....so i only sized the right leg tenis before buying it....as i come reach house, size am again ...na im i see say na 2right legs dem pack for me and the place far no be small...so pls wu is ready to swap a left leg.

2. I no see black waist bag.....so i bought one which is purely army colour and infront of it is written 'guns and weapons'...pls do u think i can use this?...i'm a safe....i no be soldier oo

3. Instead of buying pairs of plain white socks, na d one wey get Naija flag enta ma eyes...now wey i don buy am....i come dey recheck?...pls im i safe?

fineyemi: Mehnnn. See oooo! I tot i was d only 1 dat lov dat song. Pls guys kip searchin 4 it and post d link here.

i went to the extent of recording it from the TV but it is not clear at all.

Yolobazz: I swear down I av been lookin for it too..I even tried using d shazam app..nothing yet oo..if u get it nyway lemme know..the rhythm is lovely..will do d same

Hissexcellencie: [/color] lmao! U nor dey go training ni??

Training That 6k boot is meant to do the trianing too na

Meeky: na my children dey dia oh

Temmytea70: Oga,na C I D u suppose be o......u were at d verge of making me talk.........lol....let me just kip it coded lyk dat

traecey: sam two can play dt game na..mi nd Meeky don enta open E-relationship#plenty creme dudes

what will then happen to our Jay Z and beyonce kinda of love

Temmytea70: Heheheheheh......ehnehn....u wan make pple slaughter me abi........my own mouth is zipped o

hian!!! For what na If your mouth is zipped, that means you won't eat nor talk this night na....unzip ur mouth and talk joor.

enellcy: hmmmm..lol..meeky meeky..yep twin boys...dnt tell a soul...

my purple queen when did this happen