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FunnyDude:
I feel bad.

I freely share information.

Both in my personal life and on here.

If something is working for me, then I’m very likely to share it.

But recently I have been holding on to ‘’this particular information’’.

Twice I have tried to give it out for free, and twice I had cancelled.

Now, it is so bad that I can’t even sell it…I really can’t.

…and this information is simply my new secret sales letter template.

Yeah, I know. On the surface it doesn’t seem like something anyone should hide. Till you truly understand WHY I am holding on to it like Coca cola recipe.

You see, for the past 2 years I had been looking for ‘’the one true template’’

Something that contains ALL the persuasion element.

Everything. From connecting with the reader, to making them believe the copy to breaking all their objection.

So some months back I paid for this copywriting course.

It was a $1000 course.

And right inside was the template.

When I saw it I just knew it’d work. I just knew it. deep inside my soul. The course was cool, but that one template was the ONLY thing that stuck.

Because the way the template is crafted, anyone could use it and still write something that converts.

Anyone. So far you aren’t stupid.

It is that good.

Now imagine what a master copywriter like myself would do with a template like that (Yes, I just bragged).

But just to me sure it works…I tested it. I wrote a sales letter with it.

Ran traffic to it.

And I had such an avalanche of sales, just as expected. we sold off and had to turn the ads off.
That was when it started doing me ‘’share this thing, share this thing’’

My plan was just to package it and give it out for free.

But I changed my mind.

Then I thought of selling it. And I still couldn’t get myself to do it.

So I have decided to just keep it to myself, or use it to write sales letters for my client. Like a secret ‘’cheat’’
It makes me feel a little bad.

But like my Father would say; ‘’Sometimes there are some business secrets you don’t share’’

Hey bro, are you Czar? If no is your answer, I will flag you for stealing his works.

I got this mail too.


Dear Otedollar,

Further to your application for a Graduate trainee
opportunity at UBA, and our subsequent
communication to you, we are contacting you to
update you on our processes and next steps.

As you may be aware, UBA, Africa’s Global Bank
has a staff strength of over 15,000 employees
and we are constantly in search of the best
talent across the African continent. We do so
often through a recruitment exercise which we
carry out in batches depending on the vacancies
available within the bank.

While the last batch of recruitment was put on
hold due to a lack of openings, we are pleased
to advise that business need has opened up
some opportunities consequent upon which those
that meet the profile will be invited soonest.
Should you have any questions, please contact
us on

calmnquiet:
Yeah, I am

I don't think they receive calls. I tried to call the numbers attached to the previous e-mail they sent to us but no one was picking.

It is very glaring that they are still interviewing some prospective applicants. So I don't understand the rationale behind the recent "Regret mail" that was sent to us.

The best option is to go to their headquarters in Marina to know what the message is all about.

Please can someone that stays close to Marina go and confirm what this message is all about.

Sandieeee:
Banking school is on 18th they sent out mail today oo.

pls where did you do your interview?

Emceesaka:
Amen sir. Proudly from Ogun state and married to an Afikpo woman. Thanks sir. Good morning

Ogbonne hubby.

Dave is a shameless hypocrite. This same Dave is paying workers in Ebonyi state #28,000.
The same Dave just increased Corp-members allowee to 10k. Umahi pay your workers and stop saying rubbish

murphyibiam15:
dear this place called kogi is the most terrible place to work in the whole world, my doctor colleague I worked with died some months back because she couldn't afford her drugs again owing to the several months workers are owed, ..the people are dying of HIV/AIDs daily , .people are getting infected with HIV from unscreened blood transfusions from several quacks who operate in the state without screening blood.kogi needs to be declared a state of emergency... I just wish you can visit kogi for two days you will get a bit of it

Aah! Stay safe bro.

murphyibiam15:
kogi don suffer

with the abundant HIV/AIDs in that state I wonder what becomes of them

Bro hope you were not among them. please save them small o. no resign abeg.

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critic007:
You posted a different plate number from what's on the vehicle plate. I can see LSR... EQ.

It is my friend's car and I don't know why he blurred the vehicle's plate number. I don't have any of the car's picture.

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Please my friend's car was snatched at gun point yesterday 31/05/2018 at Akobo axis Ibadan on his way home. Please if found, kindly contact him or the nearest police station close to you. The description of the car is attached together with the picture of the car.
cc: Marpo
Lalasticlala
seun

They were two God fathers (GF) in this story. Firstly, the brother-in-law who got the information for him and secondly, the man that told him he has employed him already. Baba apply for FRSC or Nigerian prison that is ongoing without any GF. If you like run like Usain Bolt during their screening exercise, you won't get any shishi.

Facts!

Facts don't lie. @OP, who ever deleted my comment is an enemy of Democracy.
I will still attach the screenshot here. Dave Umahi is a small boy compared to Sen. Ogbuoji when it comes to politics and beyond.

To set the record straight, Gov. Umahi, is paying workers peanuts. How can a full grown man with family receive less than 30k as salary per month.
As for the "Eight wasteful years" of Elechi led administration, I want to ask, who was his deputy Governor during those "wasteful years" was it not the same Umahi that betrayed his master and hijacked the political structure from his master (Elechi). Who takes a betrayal serious! As for Dr Onu, it is non of my business, he is from the same village (Uburu) with "Betrayal Umahi", so they should go and rot in hell. As for my Darling Senator, who is unarguably the best Politician in the history of Old Afikpo, A man that brought light to Edda clan, a man that brought the first higher institution in Afikpo-south L.G.A, a man that has constructed many roads for his constituency, a man who is presently completing a " virgin" road of Ogbu-Owutu road, Ebunwana-Unwana road, Ekoli-Owutu road to mention but a few. Sen. Ogbuorji is unarguably the best Senator that has emerged from Ebonyi south senatorial zone since 1999. Challenge me with your figures @OP.

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Anything wine is an Alcoholic drink. The notion of "I want to drink Eva wine or non-alcoholic wine" is wrong. You can only drink Eva fruit juice which contains no alcohol. Check for the meaning of Wine in the dictionary to clear your doubt

mcafeez:
This is true 2014 BatchB... I was a corp member then... I stays in Agagun's Hall...

Wow. Was in the same Agagu hall. Nice to meet you

Cee-C should pray to marry a man that has a heart of gold if not, they will be having issues everyday.

It happens. A memory of 2014 batch B NYSC camp @ Ikare-Akoko Ondo State between two corp members(A married lady and a Medical Doctor) They were caught making out at night beside our camp commandant's quarters. It wasn't a small thing o. The following morning all of us was summoned at the parade ground. The soldiers called out both of them but the lady refused to come out. The guy had to apologise for what he did in the presence of almost 2k corp members.

Human resources development is zero under PMB.

The more you look the less you see. Yahaya Bello is a disgrace to youth leadership.

Kk

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Crazy game

He is a confused guy. What prevents him to deceive his followers like Efe did with 'Warri style' i thought warri no dey carry last.

he thought he was crossing a road in Nigeria.

#IstandWithFayose!

This car can never be imported in a 'pot-hole' country like Nigeria. Drive this type of car in Lagos-Ibadan express way and see if any part of the car will remain intact.
Nothing in Nigeria is transparent! Not even ordinary pure water.