₦airaland Forum

elosonservices:
I met a young man who narrated his story to me. These were his words: "my girl left me because my sperm is watery, what should I do to solve the problem?
Please advice me I'm scared."

After a few seconds, I promised I will get back to him, please I need your advice so that I can help this young man.

Being watery aint a big deal..... Had'it been it's LSP its different..... So why panicking

There are drugs meant for building and thickening sperm..... He should visit a doctor and get prescriptions

STILESGANG:
Those disgusting looking things created you

Sperm is a fertilizer from a male being


It doesnt create but fertilize an existing egg with the essential Nutrients to grow in-to a Human baby

PunkyVeer:
Ewww. Should it be like porridge?

Uhm it should be as thick as catarrh i guess

Hmm, quite impressive tho

zico530:
It was posted on my Facebook wall. It happened in London by 1:50pm yesterday when this creature fell from the sky.

Lol....dude I've seen such too on facebook
But wait Do you know the force it'll land with if such a being falls on solid ground??

Angels weigh more than us o ....


The spot where it lands might be beyond repair for a while .....


N 2ndly that net thing cant hold an Angel .... So why put one in'it

Oyinbo people don start again

Freiburger , r231
I think this thread needs a key



And some peeps do need to get a fresh vacation on nl

This thread is becoming something else

Durentt:
Am not even here 4 halfrica. Am here 4 ebudoxman. But the amebo halfrica has decided to put her inside our matter.

Hey its Enough e!





















Chai! ... Nawa o

halfrica:
U a fool now i kno

Ahahn dear its enough na .....

ernesty20:
your booobs are fuckkable

See ya mawth ....












Kolo niqqar :/

Stolen:
Just a few of these machine can sweep all the major roads in Anambra.

I'd rather recommend it to the Lagos state government..
Cos lagos needs it

ststyreal:
Habaa! Am just goofing around with that guy that called me an abortionist. Sorry am not a nurse but works in the hospital.

Ok

KashyBaby:
Juz funny he preserved it and not didn't cook as his meals still its gross...

Very very gross ....



I don't even know the kinda punishment that'll be the best for such an Humongous sexual crime
...................................................................................

Had it been it happened in nigeria..... Everybody would have been saying #bloodMoneyTinz

I wonder what got into Him that Made Him Do such

mrhipup:
Police are appealing for victims to step forward.

na S.A police b dat 4u O .

shiizzy:
i love this guy u go sabi torture pass oliver queen be that oo

Lolz..... As-in ehn.... The guy sha want make E dey dangle between life and death

......

KashyBaby:
Lol and he has the guts to preserves those pussykats in his freezer...that's nasty!

Lolz

@ first i thought they were cupcakes shaped like vj's
Not until i read it and i was stunned











The dude is much more worst than the tyrant in the Movie SAW

jonaifame22:
no, I don't

Hmm okay.....






Well mine did cos i used to wear tight trousers when i was still in Js3











But now .......... Hehe ....
I can't say much :-x











Itaff correct itself

francoray:
Kill him

Infact ehn I'm just short of words over this ish.....

Well b4 they'd send him 2prison .. I'd want them to Remove his JayJay too ...

A Danish gun shop owner has been detained after 21pieces of female Instruments were found stored in his home freezer.

63-year-old Peter Frederiksen, who resides in Bloemfontein, South Africa is alleged to have lured his victims to his home before sedating them and
performing illegal operations on them.

Police said that he has been charged with sexual assault, intimidation and breaking South Africa's medical laws.

According to the Associated Press, Frederiksen’s wife alerted authorities about the gruesome storage of body parts and police are investigating the extent of her involvement.

In a statement Warrant Officer Lynda Steyn said: “It comes down to mutilation of private parts of a woman,cut out and kept as trophies,

“He’s been doing it for a long time because one the genitals were marked with a lady’s name, the place Lesotho written on it, as well as the year 2010.”

The body parts are from 21 different women.It is not known if they are dead or alive. Police are appealing for victims to step forward.














https://saboteur365./2015/09/22/bizarre-south-africa-white-danish-man-caught-with-21-frozen-vaginas-in-his-freezer/

jonaifame22:
Pls wat cld be responsible

Seems like you do wear tight trousers

Benignasweety:
my man is very supportive.

I don't know why i can't stop showing off my teeth

Benignasweety:
lol... Yea yea... We loved it skin to skin... D connection was stronger. Itz N50 actually...

Oga likes quality... 2him a cd of ₦500 is better than that of ₦50 .....






He's a durex typa niqqar


Lolz

Benignasweety:
Am keeping my baby.

may the child bring you unrivaled joy every year of his/her life







I'm glad you'd be keeping it





I pray God gives the strength to overcome every challenge associated with it

JeffreyJamez:
Keep smelling ...na you get your nose.

Lolz

ShyNeptune:
alright.... but just ensure you don't get your lady pregnant.

Ok

ShyNeptune:
my honest advice for you, Abstain from sex.
lol. but if you can't then ensure you use a condom always.

CD i know is 50naira "tho some are 3h to 7h "but still i need something more than that......

ststyreal:
Nurse

Can i mail you?

ShyNeptune:
yeah. Right.

Yup...n I need to get contraceptives too tho


..... My bae can't be a mama now so i aint going down there without getting contraceptives ....

ion wonna mehs up ... So i gats learn

JeffreyJamez:
Indeed she has, but for the better.... you should see my gallery

Your gallery .. Hmm i smell something fishy Infact Where's she sef .... :-/

Omotayor123:
Lol... Long time mate!

Abi o.. It's been a while.... How'u you doing?

Estharfabian:
Exactly! He should really save some Serious cash first.... Girls love expensive things...

coz me ehn...if Drake, Nicki-minaj and Beyonce don't come to my wedding...ah won't Marry you...""

Lolz

Cutehector:
urm equal in height, bank accounts, literacy, body stature, etc.. Whch of dem?

Lolz funny guy.....

Sorry i can't tell you










N uhm u dint confuse me tho