i get power pass am too

alakara (akara seller)

danfo driver

Romade stop it!

_{d sun is not shining, why are u wereing a sunglasses}

Liers can not win on this thread, , ,




That makes me - [center]THE WINNER[/center]

You taught us the fine act of lieing!

chinese restuarant

bring ur ears closer! ^{have u ever heard of Mike Tyson?}

now u re talking business,

i am taking a break in a minute, where is ur buka?

goodass:

_{tx 4d promotn. i find troble b4 b4? 4 wia i knw u CB?
i prefer my tailor job sha. d@ reminds me. .ur skirts. . . . .ur stats o!!!!!!}

@ OP
Gordon Brown's P.A.

that is the closest guess so far!
u can sew my skirts suits anyday


@ topic: Cibi's personal tailor

goodass:

itz servd. .wt ekolo (earthworms) as appetizer

dem dey serve earthworm for ur buka
omo guy, u kno go sell ooo!!

goodass? u wan throw-way our secret for here?

u know nawwww,
some nice efo wey get panla ^{spiced with ata rodo ofcourse}

me too nahhhhhhhhhhh

goodass:

plate for buka wia i dey work naw

na buka u dey work,
i dey hungry oo

romade:

error oya go bak to work
sibi oga dey luk 4 u

i ask oga, him say he no dey find me oo

goodass:

gdaftnun dear, bawo ni jo?sho wa pa?ow work dey go?

@ topic
nurse

work dey go well o jare, we 10k Baba God

u come find trouble today?



@ topic - banker ^{na me promote u}

which plate u wash goodass?

goodass:

@ pomade
ow u no dey?

@ CB
iya alata rodo, gdaftnun. bawo ni jo?

mo wa pa!! i dey ooo! how body??

romade:

hey stop flirting with me cus dat wont make u da last











na ya number b dat?

u be man? i no dey flirt wiv woman oooooo

g o o d a s s! good afternoon!!

@ topic - security officer

wisen up!

romade:

sibi u r so lazy, now give me ur boss mobile no
i really nid to av a word with him/her

07987654321 - i will be the one picking the call first

aboki, ^{wey dey sell chewing gum for go-slow}

romade:

i am wat u call a transgendered
New York Police
now get busy or just take a nap

i am busy
_{actually i'm at work but can't combining it with Nairaland}

romade:

dem neva born d person but y u dey check me out wen u no be FBI abi NYP

2 questions romade.

no. 1 - u be man or woman ^{or the two together}

no. 2 - wetin be NYP?





make i win this thread nawww, oya dey go,

romade?



dey drive u comot for jokes section?

babalawo's apprentice ^{e be like say you just they practice juju self}

babalawo

i am the WINNER


oya, romade, no post for here again

pureminded should advertise pure water, ^{i go buy am ooo}

woman wrapper