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I just pity this kaikai boys thinking they can play with people from the Bible era. Abeg are we still in Romans chapter 2

Rossikk:
Brexit 2

Brexit: Britain exit
Exit: England exit

I just want to know who does the current Minister of Petroleum report to.
I mean the Dulllard, there and then will I start taking statements serious

[quote author=jeffizy post=44445710][color=#006600] [font=Georgia] [i] When your man is a great fan of Lance Hamstrong . ;

And has just watched the movie " Little Red Riding Hood"

dayowunmi:
Her daughter is a beauty. Hmmm, Fine girl no pimples...

But only dimples and nipplees

dayowunmi:
Her daughter is a beauty. Hmmm, Fine girl no pimples...

But only dimples and nipples....

Sijo02:
Geeez, in a situation like this, am totally in support of abortion.

I'm in support too, what that innocent girl is carrying is worse than the Zika virus

This one wey the guy name sound like designer, hope he won't come and redesign FIFA

I'm a die hard arsenal fan, but as long as Arsene Wenger remains the coach, Arsenal we always remain underachievers . Too many average players in that team..... Smh

[quote author=xynerise post=42365513]1. You start reading interesting things on the internet and just stop a third of the way through because you lose patience. (Nairalanders)
2. You immediately go back and read an email right after you hit send.
3. When you take a shower, you make a bucket with your arms to catch as much water as you can and splash it all onto the shower floor.
4 .Long phone call = pacing around the entire house.
5. You procrastinate when getting into the shower, but hate getting out once you’re in.
6.You spell out Wednesday like Wed-nes-day in your head when you’re writing it. Also Feb-ru-ary.
7. You get lost in thought while reading, but don’t notice until you’re three pages past where you stopped paying attention.
8. You rehearse arguments in your head, just in case it should ever come up.
9.You set your alarm earlier than you need to so you can hit the snooze button several times.
10.You have to find the perfect TV show to watch before you can eat any food you’ve prepared for yourself.
11. You listen to a song on repeat just to memorize the tricky sections in case it comes on around friends.
12. You always feel relieved when you get home and nobody else is there.
13.You sometimes stop the microwave with just one second left so you can pretend you’re defusing a time bomb.
14.You’re way more depressed by Sunday nights than Monday mornings.
15.Sometimes you check *just one more time* to make sure you can’t actually move things with your mind.
16. On a road trip, you start to think of the other cars as your travel companions, and feel a tinge of sadness when you exit the highway.
17. You still need to double-check that there’s no one behind you even when you’re looking in the bathroom mirror.
18. You OFTEN feel phantom phone vibrations in your pocket even when your phone didn’t vibrate.
19. You wipe your cell phone screen to make all the smudge marks go in the same direction.
20. You put your music on shuffle, but then skip songs until you find the one you want anyway.
21.You sometimes talk to people as if they already had the context of what was going on inside your head.
22.You feel guilty that you’re not helping when a repair guy is fixing something in your house.
23.You immediately forget someone’s name right after they’ve introduced themselves.

WHICH ARE YOU GUILTY OF?

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you wear the left leg of yourself slippers always before the right.

scantee:
thanx bro much appreciated...sad reality of life, believe me some gals is the reason why many guys turn to playboy, seem few don't appreciate real love. What a wasted years. I think i just have to go & get tourist visa & get lost out of this curel enviroment 4 a while.

thank God you just found your missing brain back...
move on with your life, hoes everywhere

Lattop:
U are alive to write dis rubbish eennn instead for u to start rolling on d ground Thanking d ALMIGHTY for sparing ur life to dis moment





INGRATE of the FIRST ORDER

you must be a fool to say this.... who you don help

Never knew he had made prostitutes too

[quote author=fammo post=41672323]Why is the boy always looking dirty[/someone has reached out to him because he was concerned. What have you done, instead of criticizing the poor boy ,why not supply a truck of bathing soap and towel to start with, that might help quote]

talktonase:
Dont you know it is difficult for pretty women to humble themselves to one peni$...

That means they are endangered species

talktonase:
Dont you know it is difficult for pretty women to humble themselves to one peni$...

That means they are endangered species