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My children must play ball. Even if they don't have talent, I guess they could survive like the talentless Ronaldo.

The best transfer as we all know is Shaquiri's. Rinaldo has been playing tin can in Real Madrid.

Lol. I used to like Chimamanda, until I found out she was a feminist.

The proud rag tag army of Nigeria. We shouldn't be surprised they were probably trying to party when Book Haram dealt with them.

On the other hand, the celebrant should have just let them in. I know for a fact that army guys party hard and the girls love them.

I just wish it was the ape-looking Olamide that was in his shoes..

Another thing I cannot buy..

You still got bleeped, tho..

Better don't make yourself available.
It's more expedient you flee like Nnamdi KANU than experience the El Zazaky/ Fayose treatment.

Nigeria police no dey hear "I am in pain"

Except he was not eating, bathing or doing whatever a human has to do to live.
Or he's simply a rich kid dependent on his parents money.

No panties and still no camel toe? Smh.

Just for a speeding ticket?

Lol.
The plane should soon crash, so we can get back all those Liberian diamonds.

Dude was probably a cultist.

Death to all Aros!

Expensive2000:
Try not to be poor becus nobody will
respect u in diz life even chicken will
have sex in ur present

If you're going to plagiarize a joke, at least do it well. Smh.

If only I can get my hands between those thighs...

If you can't stand the heat stay out of the kitchen.

Why would you go out on a boat if you can't swim.

Also, what happened to the inflatable tubs and life jackets?

Hian.
They will never lynch the Gandollars and Otedollars..

Lol.
How did they even meet her?
The so called "musician" was probably trying to collect fvck from the kind gyal. Smh.

Bleep Opera mini! I upgraded to their new browser and it's still shit. Chrome all the way (except when I watch porn, which opera mini is better cos I wipe easily) Opera is shit!

Chelsea is losing this. Norwich already has more shots on target before halftime..

Bleep Nigeria

I swear when I blow, I'd only pay my house staff 10k monthly (or yearly). That way, they'd become humble and wouldn't fucking kill me the moment I step into my Camaro..

Could it pure innocuous kindness based on the widows plight? Or could it be a way of easing guilt? Or could the Old dog be trying to eat the punna the old fashioned way through deceptive assistance?














Only time would tell...

Don't give a Bleep if they die, though..

A coy way of letting the congregation starve while the Pastor feeds fat..

Just the same way Buhari drains us of blood. Smh

Re-reading nairalands rules while shaking my head at "gay meetings"

The best NY message is; There is no new year! Just a repetition of the old year. A never ending cycle, no end no beginning.

Those niggas tho. It's all BULL HARRI's fault

Nigga been ugly from day one, riches or not.

When that nigga been hitting it good, you still feel it when he's decomposed.