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Both the wife, the side chick and the husband are at fault.
Firstly, the wife for being ugly and losing her husband to the ugly side chick.
Secondly, the sidechick for being not only ugly but clumsy in her clandestine operations.
The husband lastly for dating two low value wagaloms

Wumbalam!
Double wahala for dead body!
First you were cuckolded and then shot in the face by your woman.
This is why I advice all men to stop dating low value women.

Lmao.
Even with the raging pandemic Wagaloms still want to fvck.
Thank God for Op's weed which made him have temporary ED. If not we'd be hearing different.

The Scotts. Travis Scott and Kid Cudi

Mine was the day I went for night class, slept off and started snoring.
It was during our MBBS exams and man was fagged out.
People tried waking me up politely but I couldn't come and kill myself.
It was the next day I realized what I had done.
People said I was snoring like a bullfrog.
And fine gyals were there that night.. Chai

Slawormir:
That is my real niggarrr. You are a real niggarrr
infact if you are in Benin city niggarrr
Meet me in richmoore bar in sapele road or zafike hotel after aduwawa on Sunday so we can drink some bottles

We real niggarrrs don't publicize any woman
Because we understand that women are like swimming pool

We don't give a fuckkkkk if the swimming pool have never been used
We Don't give a fuckkk who have been swimming before we started swimming
We Don't give a fuckkkkk who will swim after we are done swimming our own
And we don't give a fuckkkkk who is even swimming with us as we are swimming
We Just swim our own sharpely and move on.

Lol. Just STFU..Negodu this fool��. ReAl niGGar ko.. acting retarded.

SnitramMedia:
Okay... Good for them.

Mr. Eazi- Zagadat
Peruzzi- Prebembem
Davido- Shekpe
Timaya- Chulo
Zlatan- Kapaichumaremachupako

Popular slangs used by Nigerian musicians

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zOvjCh4y-w

So this is your heighest level of creativity? You expect me to watch this. Really?

Hotzone:
Ur mumuness is classic! That dude didn’t receive the first class medical attention necessary for surgery and recovery but in wwe, medical assistance is in twinkle of ur finger and the best in the world! A little scratch on Broc lesnar from strong contender left a scar on his face but wwe has the best plastic surgeons and equipment in sport entertainment and recovery tubes which is really missing in boxing entertainment. Seth Rollling has sustained several internal injuries with bleeding but to everyone astonishment, he bounced back and that’s why u are warned not to try it at home such as pentagon or else u may kill ya self ?

How old are you sef? See how someone with data cannot just browse and know the truth. Ignorance is a choice.

Boy. The nose tho

But that's not a mansion na

So Book tree is here on nairaland..

Wow..

Daddy Freeze..

Freeing the sheeples since 2000 B.C

Lol. If it can be hotter than the sun, then it can't be close to earth (global warming).

Also, the funds needed to manage this will cause a huge dent in the economy.

Lol.

The mother did not beat her properly when she was younger.

The way my mother beat me then, even to correct her at home they fear me.

Lol.


I love gays.


Only when they're six feet under and decomposing.

Lol.

Beat her.
Beat her so bad that it'll look like a train hit her.

If she still does not pack her load and flee.

Give her the Oscar Pistorius treatment.
Don't grant her any divorce, it'll be a stain on you.

Trump has just solidified his stance as a textbook racist.

I think the Jews had the Holocaust coming..

Lol.

2019 Satan under eternal siege while I make money off the Sheeples

Lol.

When you're poor you drink garri anyhow..

You dey enjoy that thing so?

If dancing could make her pretty tho..

Flavour.

I hope you use the proceeds of your concert to feed your harem of baby mamas with their children.

Soldier come, Soldier go. .

Corruption and bad politicians remain.

Why do all our soldiers look hungry?

I see Navy Seals with rippling muscles..

Not this half chewed look

Lol.

Anyway na way.

Dullard must go

Omg!


Razaq and Olakunke!

I told you your attempts to enter Spain were futile.

At least you did not die..

We'll be waiting on you to come back and vote against Buhari.

Lol.

There is no crime in masturbating.

You may be an incel. Involuntarily celibate.
What do you now want to do?

If you had pussy, would you still masturbate?

She's just average.


On normal days she's ugly..

I remember reading "A Raisin in the Sun"

Beneath a wanted to come to Nigeria so bad in it..

But now when I chat with my white friends they ask me..

..If every Nigerian is a scammer.
...If every Nigerian has Ebola..
...Why we want to invade their country
...Why our politicians always invest abroad.

And I tell them..

May this explode in my girlfriend's possession.

She left me for a guy who promised her the the new IPhone.

She also keeps her phone in her bra for safety.

God, do this for me

Why are there no explosions?

If it's in Hollywood now, that car on top will spin 180 degrees.

Land on the others and magically stimulate an explosion.

While the hero walks away from the inferno.

Tell them the truth.

I'm the father of that child.

They met me to donate sperm to save their marriage.

I'm not trying to showboat, I just want it to go on record.