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We in the east don't need charity.

A poor Igbo man is wealthier than an average Northerner.

Even when our Igbo leaders are corrupt, they ensure equitable distribution of stolen funds.

Unlike all these Northern Politicians that will steal and hoard in Switzerland for their fiftieth generation.

Nasri that used to disturb Liverpool that year.

Player of the month that year.

How hath the mighty fallen?

Instead of playing for Westham, I'd rather play for Enyimba.
At least, I'll be lowkey there.

Let's leave this to the pastors in the house.

Trust me they've already come up with catchphrases for 2019.

"2019 my year of reaping what the devil cannot harvest"

"2019 my year of success that will make my enemies dance Alanta"

Ask them how far 2018, pretty much the same as the last decade.

Lol.

The time a Keke napep rider broke my ribs when fighting over how much I was to pay.

The time thieves jumped attempted to burgle our house but couldn't leave.

The time J.Cole released his album.

When Burna boy killed us with 'Gbona'

When Hushpuppi got thrown of stage.

When Davido and Wizkid reignited their beef.

When this girl said I was too good for her (I have mixed feelings about this one, because she left me for some other dude. I took it as a compliment tho.

When I saw Chioma Assurance without makeup..

If this washed up nigga continues like this he'll be broke before June next year.


And if the mod who pushed this irrelevant trash to front page continues like this, he'll be jobless before midnight.

Would still Bleep tho.

Did you consider what it did to the victim's family?

Oga, goan sit down.

Always selfish, even with the ball.

Lol.

80% of your single rich women bent over to get to their position now.
And being a leader, an alpha male is clearly in a male's DNA..

Also, your attempt at generating traffic to your blog is puerile. I hope that is not what makes you a career woman too.

Lies, Lies and more lies..

Lol.

This is clearly a ploy to derail us from the wind of change and keep us stuck in the doldrum of the "next level"...

I'm forever Atikulated.

Plus, why will it supply only the northeastern states?

Please let me touch your mammary glands

I'll probably self-service off from now to 12.00 am.
Then my second round will last till dawn.

Mr Tinubu..

You clearly never get tired of appointing people.
You are now a god, who appoints and "disappoints"
Your reign would soon be over.
I saw Ambode standing uncomfortably there. He probably wanted to slap Tinubu.

And I was still getting over Ikorodu boys..

Choi.

Italian men don enjoy finish

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A sad old man with mental health issues.
First it was Jigga..Now it's Drake.

Isn't this the same E-money who promised to buy a girl an IPhone and then fled with his jalabia trousers leaving the promise unfulfilled?

Number 10 Never deny him kpekus and bobby

The road to a Man's hear is through his mouth.
And the road to his brain is through his dick.

Lol.

Was it worth it?
Was the pussy so good you could get locked up for it?

Lol.

I heard he replaced his friend Albert Frantrau by bribing him to not score for Sporting Lisbon.

He also paid Heidi off.

Now he has bought Kaka's respect.

C.Ronaldo buying people since 2000 B.C

I want both. I can have both. After all Saint Nicholas is the patron saint of thieves

Another huge sum of money that would disappear without a trace

From my calculations, Dr Sid did the unthinkable around March this year, in the backseat of a Keke napep. Because that's what the child's head looks like

The fetish Oba warning youths to stay away from the same source that made him King.

The church receiving donations from an ungodly man.

Smh

Aregbesola.
The man who opposed a fair and square election and who rigged massively to get elected the second time.

The same man who lied about not receiving salary for eight years but has a $513 million net worth.

We've heard all these.

But is this not the same superstitious, ignorant Africa that refuses to stop stealing panties and patronizing witch doctors despite education?

Lol. Why don't you come to my street at Ngwa Road to stage your protest.

I promise you we would be not only attentive to your plight but also welcoming.

They should substract the abortions and miscarriages.

And add the premature births...

If you had replied my DM, I would have told you to send your aza. But now you have fallen your hands smh.

Lol.

I dunno what to say