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Op, Nice try!
I have seen this kinda shiit before.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]No dwarves and midgets for me as they would be catastrophic to my ministry.

God bless you as you comply. . . Amen!
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AMEN!!

By catching a grenade for him/ her.

^Huh?

[quote author=Mynd_44]Just giving you instances[/quote]Ummmmmmmmm! I see.

[quote author=Mynd_44]So is it true or not babe? Did you call me "bingo"?[/quote]No baby, I can never call you that and you know it.

binger: cindy,abeg no laugh again...i don't want mynd 2 start attacking me 4 merely translating a sentence,

Ok

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]To him...everybody is Igbo.[/quote]Obviously!

joeydozzy: she wasn't talking about you

Actually I was

[quote author=Mynd_44]Why would I leave it in the waste bin when I can flush it down the toilet?[/quote]Oh that is what you do abi? Caught ya!

Ummmmm I don learn new technique *evil laughter*

LWKMD!!!

Lmao @ replies

Thread derailed!

binger: mynd,u mean ur g.f call'd u bingo? Lwkmd!

LMFAO!!

I think she came back just because of your money.
In your previous relationship, she didn't ask you for money maybe because she loved you.
But you cheated on her.
Now she is back, and wants money. give her money! Go sell ya phone

Idowuogbo: hahhahahahahahahahahlwwwkmddddd!!!!!

u wan make guy insert in plaintain up ya anuz? guy! u need help.

Lmao!!

Chei! Wetin I no go see for Nairaland? Op, so because you don't have a GF, you think opening a thread will solve it abi? Mtcheeeeeeew!








Oya slap ya self!

musKeeto: why catch a grenade when you can run away?

Lmao!

Oluwafunmilayo95: You see...you are already displaying point number TWO.

And you think I am igbo?

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martin92: ANSWER THIS
You ate N800 food in a restaurant in Aluu. Then u suddenly realised u left your wallet at home, WHAT WILL YOU DO?

Start saying my last prayers!

berem: he should try and hook up with BIGVAGINA! I think they will make a perfect match.

A match made in heaven

fluid26: confirm ite na eji oji!

Lol

joeydozzy: I thought you knew me well enough?

I thought so too!

[quote author=D-Explorer]*yawns*[/quote]

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Fake story
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seconded!