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dmcdad: I know for sure that the second alternative is more your bag... Lol. Anywayz, I am a melancholy and as such I dont fancy creating too much awareness. The first one is more my bag

Different strokes for different folks!

^Lmao!


Op, if being in a relationship isn't working out for ya, try priesthood.
It sure will help!
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Or better still, turn gay.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]I don't do rice stew. [/quote]Aaah! Madam whitey!
What of fried lice? Or yoloff? any one ya want is available joor!



Owambe thingz

[quote author=D-Explorer]Who are you? That's Cindy, my Spanish potato.[/quote]

queensmith: It depends, if he's a millionaire or looks like Trey Songz I will automatically become pregnant. . . . . .that should work Otherwise i'll tell him to f*ck off, good riddance to bad rubbish!

I love this!

Erm op, me I prefer no 2 o!

I like owambe well well! Everybody is invited!


Rice Stew Very Plenty! (RSVP)

Nurry: See wetin hunger dey cause... All these poo no go fit commot from person wey don chop mouth. I fit give u one cup of garri make u soak am.

And I go add 10 naira sugar.
Who go buy groundnut?

Op, when you were busy collecting money from her, did you inform us? Or did you ask us for advise where and how to spend the money?
Abeg give her what she wants and stop chanting rubbish!
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In fact, I pray she visits baba for ya sake.
Nansense!

Wi3ter: The tree is very green and looks healthy so I give it an 8. If you werent blocking some part of it and moved away, it could have been a 9.

LMAO! Wicked!

@op
I give you 10% I too try sef!

Na wao!
7 years and you did not know? 7 years is not 7 days o! Chei! Some people sha..


Anyway, stay with him if you really love him. Get him a private tutor or enroll him into a night school.


Na your cross, carry am!

#sneeze#

onomemario: WTF. .c princess oOH, .na u wan 4low me buga, babe abeq lock up, u no join, by d way, na u qve me dry shit :-/ [color=#006600][/color]

I no need to give you na, you know where you dey get am from!

joeydozzy: pls vex. i'm tired of seeing your pretty face, wowo for once

Lmao!

onomemario: shhhh. .mah hear wod jawee. .wiv yah small yansh

Who get small yansh? U dey see at all? I don tell you make u no dey smoke dry shiit, but you no dey hear!

Buy her the phone na! You don't have money ke? go and hustle!
Sell your own phone sef.
So you will be awarded the biggest MUGU in the year 2012. Afterall MAGA must pay

dabrake: Unripe plantain/cucumber

Why unripe na?

@topic
Blackberry

joeydozzy: before nko?

No let me vex o!

Good job na!

ekwah: [s]Why would anyone bother about their partners past? It is just plain silly!
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Abegi! who wan marry pesin wey dem don wash finish. Her past is important to me especially as I no dey mess around wif girls.

And so? You be virgin ni? If no abegi leave matter joor!

[quote author=Stella_Bella]In the middle, there is a hole
blow air into it fifty times.
tie it with rubber band.[/quote]Lwkmd!
Blokus expert! Lmao!

Sadly, Cindy always makes their list of bad girls

Op, I see you too have caught the "love flu"

Why would anyone bother about their partners past? It is just plain stupid!

Op, how small is too small? Toothpick small or cigarette small?

fluid26: Your first topic on NL...Yaaay!! We're gonna celebrate this for a while...

Lmao!

Crap!

C and maybe a lil bit of D

Selfish!

Adele ---»» Make you feel my love