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[quote author=Mynd_44]Not trying to sound holy but I have never been unfaithful[/quote]I know sugar

[quote author=Stella_Bella]I discuss blokous size, width , length , girth, durabillity, efficiency and its staminization [/quote]#Gbam
Op, you have your answer. THREAD CLOSED!!!

If I really love him, I won't last more than a month!

A friend of mine saved his assistant GF's number as 'officer' and 'driver' lmao!

[quote author=Mynd_44]Just take notes cos I can't be around here[/quote]U can bet on that baby

Ummmmmmmm!
*following*

53cur3m0d3: Ngwanu!baby,be my bribe na

Be your bribe? Seriously? Are you a police man?

cdamsel: sorry 4 say this,bt I think dey also say that @ court weddings 2 ,lol.bt seriously d tot of every1 starving @ me scares me oh

Oh really? I didn't know that.
It scares me too but I still love it

mbatuku2: it's only easy to know how much you earn if you are salaried.

Guess you are right!

^^ your friend was just plain stupid! Infact he needs flogging!!
How can you leave someone you just meet in your house and go to work? I mean, who does that?

joeydozzy: it's okay. She's sharing more than 5million bacteria kissing you already. you want to give her more?

I wonder o!

Op, Something is definitely wrong with you upstairs!

Church wedding all the way

I love this part:


"With the power vested on me, I now pronounce you man and wife. You may now kiss the bribe"

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Yes, it is ok.
Not everybody is comfortable with sharing a toothbrush!

mawojuuche: what do u xpect when even a gal hawking banana is also pinging...

LMAO!

mbatuku2: Not necessary. What if it's hard to determine how much I will earn?

And how is that?

Why not? You are team mates na!

Rooneyboy: me I work our morning and night just to keep in shape, the results are very fantastic @times I feels like one should walk on the street bare chested .

Oh Really?

@topic
15% will do just fine

Ask4bigneyo: *STARS*..... How many? Lolz

Lost count!

joeydozzy: no, he confessed

U wish

Smh!

I totally disagree!

And to think the op is a lady. SMH!

joeydozzy: there's nothing like stars in mynd's imagination. he's probably thinking of sholly

So you read minds too? Wow!

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Like Seriously Honey u've added few Weights, U Sure i Fit 'Carry' U to Shop-rite Tomorrow? [/color]

Carry? Seriously?