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npizo: Lwkm hahahahhahahahahahahhahahhahaha u are so funny,pls hw many did u slap

None yet, I want us to try it together

fluid26: Not really I wanna take some measurements...length, width & elasticity! Plus acidity!

I have always known you were a badt boi

Hehehehehehehehehe Lwkmh

jacobscros: As i speak all the women that commented in this thread were immediately turned off by my post. We may need to all come together as men in a joint consortium and discuss how we as a special species can move forward in these dire straits we currently find ourselves in as males. Women might just be taking over the world right under our noses. I mean did u know that the average kitty can drive up the price of crude oil on the NSE and hang seng stock markets ? It's getting bad guys.…

Smh you need serious medical help!

You seriously need help!

boyendowed: Good question.She probably caught him bleeping another punny

Oh yeah I agree, Or maybe he has not paid her bride price yet!

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeew! Smh

Why are there so many senseless threads on
nairaland these days? *just thinking*


Brb let mi open my own thread!

You want advice abi?
Anytime you feel like cheating on your gf, Rob pepper on your J't, I am sure you will be able to control it by then...

Abeg NEXT!!!

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Sijo01: Base ur acceptance on how he became an EX!

#Gbam well said

bennyraz: Raining heavily in abj, d sky is so cloudy. Gosh i'm so cold even wearing a sweater.. Ladies help me

Drink shayi

[quote author=Mr..Cork]Cindrella. Please can we discuss it? You promised me punny. I swaaaaar! [/quote]

fluid26: Variety is the spice of life! Right now, I feel like having a humpty-dumpty lik u...

all this oyibo just to see my pant?
Lie lie i no go gree

joeydozzy: don't piss mynd. I wish there was an e-gun

[quote author=Mr..Cork]Cingrella. Sweeery actually I went to private school back in Lagos called: Vitoria island.. Did your school have windows?? (no oofeinsese) [/quote]Yes. But Did your own school havet seat? Or did all both of unna sidon for ground? (just asking)

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Mynd44 twice?
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Yes ke. because the dude is hawt

^^ mr corky did you going to primary school at all?

bennyraz: pls vote for one person

Mtcheeeew

sexkillz: [color=#000030]**Romantic punch**
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**Lomantic bite**

[quote author=Mynd_44]I want to worry[/quote]I don't want you to worry dear.

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sexkillz: [color=#000030]Your Engleash teacher should be shooted. . .
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Your own should be slapend before shooted. Because your Engleash grammar is bader than badest

[quote author=Mynd_44]Don't get you[/quote]No worries then

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Can't you spark good engleash? Smh
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This one you just sparket now is it good engleash grammar?

[quote author=Mynd_44][/quote]why are u ?

[quote author=Mynd_44]Fun. Had Cindyrella on my mind in my dream[/quote]I had you on my mind too pumpkin

[quote author=Mynd_44]you never sleep babe?[/quote]Not yet dear
Wish u were here