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bunmioguns: u don post joke for ur mind be that abi

For where u see say I call am joke? If u no wan win abeg shift!

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help dis man out he need ur advice.... A man and his lady intended to get married in 3 months time.. Suddenly she fell terribly sick and was rushed to the hopital only to find out that she has Cancer of the Blood.. Doctor says she has only about 3yrs to live and she mite not be able to give birth to a child.. Pls what would u advice? Continue with the wedding or call it off?Please be truthful

kunletiwoo: Sure! buh it's gonna hit when you least expect..

I will be waiting

kunletiwoo: hmmm! mine would work on u Ooo....lolz

Mind showing me yours?

omega25red: stop lying dude you miss her. also her deleting you is eating you up inside

#Gbam I agree with you!

[quote author=Mynd_44]How is your day going?[/quote]It was kinda boring until now.

[quote author=Larry-Sun]Are you lactating already?[/quote]Not really,

But if u keep up this way I might!

doublecross: i dont know about you guys but here is something you can use to win any fucking lady. plan with a friend of yours. tell him/her to call you after 5 mins having estimated the time you will approach the lady. when you get to her, introduce yourself and ask for her name. your phone rings and the conversation kicks off.
you: sup John
John: i am cool bro but there is something wrong with your jeep
you: the jeep?
John: yes
You: what's wrong
John: the brake has developed a fault
You: take 50 thousand from the room and go fix it now. have to use it in 30 mins time.

thats all you need. the girl is yours.

Show off!
This sure won't work on me

[quote author=Mynd_44]Mine was great[/quote]Good to know!

freecocoa: So you cheating?

I don't know what you talking about dear

[quote author=Mr..Cork]serious loooooong early morning hissssssss! [/quote]Good morning to you too corky f00l

[quote author=Larry-Sun]So, let's tell them they're wrong. Shall we?[/quote]Yeah sure!
I know that milk does the body good, but wow, how much have u been drinking?

fluid26: dats wat I'm talking about...we're gonna ''do it'' all night long

Yeah baby, I'm very good at math U+I=69

[quote author=Larry-Sun]See my friends over there? They're saying that you can never be mine. So, let's prove them wrong.[/quote]Classic!
Mi likey

fluid26: I'll fix u up ...I'm a knee doctor

Ummmm how nice, I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list

*Singing*
Oh here she comes watch out boys or she will chew you up oh here she comes she's a man eater....

freecocoa: For your mynd o,that girl just dey give you hopeless hope.

Who tell you?

[quote author=Mynd_44]*Singing*
Good morning beautiful, how was your night?
Mine was wonderful with you on my mind
woke up his morning to see your sweet posts
oh it's a Good morning beautiful day[/quote]Awww mynd you are so sweet and romantic you just made my day.

Btw my night was fine and yours?

This early morning?

Guy abeg shift make I see road!

[quote author=Mynd_44]*blushing*[/quote]

[quote author=Mynd_44]Good morning y'all. Remember to brush your teeth before going out.[/quote] Lwkmh
Good morning to you too hope u slept well?

[quote author=Mynd_44]Cindy, you must be tired cos you have been running through my mind[/quote] we have to do something about it then..
Cos you have been running through mine too

fluid26: come with me baby...easily...I will set u free!

Ouch do u have a band-aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you!

You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears...

sojay: Blindness symptoms...wash with salt water for better vision

fluid26: close ur eyes...imagine wat I'm gonna do!

No need, I know what I will do to u...

Funny

Idowuogbo: y u chanting d ignoramus on? u b omo eleba ni? so bcus u spend weekend with ur guy u must tax am abi? keep agreeing and keep asking, one day dat bofy u turned into a maga go halar like dis " Oh gal ur punny don depreciate jare"

Abeg tell me what is wrong with giving ur girlfriend transport fare after she spent the weekend with you for pete's sake?

I mean let's be realistic here, you are not giving her the money because she demanded for it, but because you feel like giving...
(Which is not by force)

What if the lady in question is not an independent lady like all the ladies on this thread are claiming?

Its funny how you all are making it sound as if it is a grate crime when some of you do it anyway ....


Ps: I am happily single I don't need a boyfriend to give me money before I can buy anything.

shaneroberts26: For me i wunt hesitate 2 giv it 2 Ogugua cos God,dat gurl is goddamn pretty.Cheq out those dimples man.

Seconded!
That babe fine no be small

[quote author=::Andrew::]with my john thomas naa [/quote] you don get john thomas?
Since when?