₦airaland Forum

So cool.

4wrd9ja:
Every thing about you is beautiful, you refused to be polluted by change, your views are laid out so simply that I think and hope it will cure even the chronic zombies.

WHICH ONE YOU DEY?

1. Buhari said he would pay unemployed citizens. You clapped. He said he cannot pay unemployed citizens. You also clapped.

2. Buhari said he does not know anything called subsidy. You clapped. He later paid subsidy. You clapped again.

3. When he removed all road blocks. You clapped.
When he reinstalled road blocks. You also clapped.

4. When he relocated military command to North East. You clapped. He returned military command back. You clapped.

5. He said he would never devalue the Naira. You clapped. He devalued the Naira. You clapped.

6. He said he would not have the office of
the first lady. You clapped. He has the office of the first lady. You clapped.

7. He said he will make N1 equals to $1. You clapped. $1 is officially equal N420. You are still
clapping.

8.He said he will make petrol price to N40, you clapped, now petrol price is N145, you clapped.

9. He said he will end Boko Haram insurgencies 3 months into his regime, you clapped with joy. He later said in it will be pure in December when the rains stop. You clapped hopefully. Today, Boko Haram is still killing people. You are there, still clapping.

10. He said he would turn all presidential jets
to national carrier. You clapped. Today, he and his family are cruising on all presidential jets. You are clapping.

11. He said he would build one new refinery
each year. You clapped. Its getting to two years, no refinery has been built. You are still clapping.

Isn't it glaring that there is a very big problem with this government and you're their mumu! Olodo rabata! That's who you are! You've been caught by their broom stick voodoo. If this isn't sorcery wat else could it be?
BE DELIVERED IN Jesus NAME! AMEEEN!

Forget it then.

You are only allowed to kiss my ass.

Rinato:
The CALLING eyeballs.

Chain please.

My bad.

sekundosekundo:
Did you say change or chain

This change must be dealing with your eyes dear.

Can you feel the change?

sekundosekundo:
Did you say district heads, I only saw cow heads.

Where is the location of the kiss please?

Rinato:
LoL. beautiful comment. I checked your profile nd saw it was an extension of beauty.

You are beautiful.

One big kiss for you.

Ok dear. I pray the hunger doesn't kill people before then.


By the way can you enlighten me on the measures Mr. President is using to curb hunger?

madridguy:
With time everything will be back to normal. Baba is working hard to get rid of the hunger.

Uncle Seun please I need the clap icon to clap for my dear president.

Weldone Mr. President for all your spending.

Keep spending sir.

We really appreciate.

God bless the good Samaritan.

A very good news indeed.


Please greet the well-fed Americans for me.

Also extend my regards to Obama for not ruling USA into recession.


Thank you in advance sir.

Safe journey.

Somolu is not a slum.


Thank God I am not a Kenyan.

They are district heads waiting to collect money to buy cows and share to the orphans.

Qmerit:
In my opinion, this is not supported at all.
so, all these people i am seeing are orphans with age over 50 years.

There is so much hunger in the land.

Hope you are not affected brother.

madridguy:
SEEING ABU ZAHRA ALONE DON BELLE-FUL ME.

SAI BABA MAKING ME HAPPY SINCE YEAR 00AD.

EID MUBARAQ MY PRESIDENT.

I WILL STAND WITH PMB TILL FINAL WHISTLE.

Other suspects include: Abubakar Jibrin, Abdulsalam Ado, Ibrahim Babangida, Reuben Dauda, Hassan Aliyu, Sani Yusuf and Murtala Mohammed.

I love to look very simple. It makes me to know who really love me for who I am and to avoid fair weather friends.




Nigerians love people for what they are.

You forgot to mention Parkview Estate in Ikoyi, Lagos.

The man collected bribe to praise Buhari's Government. Simple.

New week new lies.


APC is so going down.

Looks like some people are threatened by the Pastor's popularity or what do you think friends?

Nigerian men or Kenyan men?

martineinstein:
but some men are becoming something else.........it seems nigerian men are cursesd with sex

Back to sender.

LajaLaba:
U will soon be put down

She's a poliactress huh?

yarimo:
YES In the movie industry

Where did you see the word politician? Is Stella Damasus a politician?

yarimo:
are they politicians? The topic says politicians.

So says afonja

LajaLaba:
IPOB lady

He may have been hated back in the days, not now.

daveP:
so IBB didn't make the list? funny

How can one get involved?

He's a bae. So cool.

Pepper.

No. I love everybody and everybody loves me.

Haute:
6. cindyrocks - now hated by fans, friends and families of the five personalities.

Fayose is lovable. I love him. He's down to earth like Mark Zuckerberg unlike em em em em who uses N50m wristwatches.

ejilife:
Putting the name of Ayodele Fayose there shows that you don't know the true meaning of hate. Fayose is highly loved by his people and Biafrans too. Infact, even those that used to oppose him before now sing his praises after his new anti-grazing law.