MOG6670:
do i need a laptop fo that? Is investment involve?

You don't necessarily need a laptop.

SpyAC:
can you mentor me?

Made a thread on this. Class has started already. You can still join the train

DevilsEqual:



Bro, you're smart

Those are the only two things that can do it


I saw a G-Wagon today and I quickly calculate how long I'd have to work to buy one. I run go open my MetaTrader5


As I dey like this, Na how I go buy one international prop firm account dey my mind....I'll start by September. Its easier to get bigger, trading for prop firms than to get filthy rich trading a $2k forex account. imagine a 5% commision on a $200k account every month with a tight risk management

1:3 RR. Don't get liquidated bro. Be very cautious ✌

MOG6670:
pls, is programming still a hot soup now? just asking because i'm looking forwad to it. And what kind of trading are u talking about?

Crypto or forex trading. But I prefer crypto

Only trading and programming can save you

Made a thread on this. Offer still stands till july 31st

Please don't become irreversibly bitter when your friends snub you and treat you with contempt because they consider you more of a nuisance than a blessing in your low moments.

Such hurt and bitterness will hinder your capacity for self-development and make you constantly inferior around those who treat you like you will never have anything valuable to offer.

Plus being underrated is much better than being overrated, So embrace their lowly perception of you as a blessing from God to keep you free from the same bug of pride and arrogance that has bitten them.

And insist that you'll never learn their ways if God exalts you in the future.

Cinema4d:
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Improved.
Ewa agoyin with a lot of proteins innit🤤
Want this for breakfast or lunch tomorrow?

ahnie:

The protein inßide looks burnt.

Nice meal by the way...guess you cook n deliver in small portion.
I would suggest you put in a bowl next time.



Enjoy.

Thanks ✌

I'm just starting though.

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MrSamsung:


Is one month enough for job placement?

Yes. 1 month of intense training will land you a jnr dev job

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The6thAustralia:
Back then in 2015/2018 we had many creative nairalanders in terms of writing, music and even scientific research.

Now reverse is the case. What's happening?

Nairaland is DĖAD

Never interrupt any one who is speaking; it is quite as rude to officiously supply a name or date about which another hesitates, unless you are asked to do so. Another gross breach of etiquette, is to anticipate the point of a story which another person is reciting, or to take it from his lips to finish it in your own language.
Some persons plead as an excuse for this breach of etiquette, that the reciter was spoiling a good story by a bad manner, but this does not mend the matter. It is surely rude to give a man to understand that you do not consider him capable of finishing an anecdote that he has commenced.

It is ill-bred to put on an air of weariness during a long speech from another person, and quite as rude to look at a watch, read a letter, flirt the leaves of a book, or in any other action show that you are tired of the speaker or his subject.

In a general conversation, never speak when another person is speaking, and never try by raising your own voice to drown that of another. Never assume an air of haughtiness, or speak in a dictatorial manner; let your conversation be always amiable and frank, free from every affectation.

Put yourself on the same level as the person to whom you speak, and under penalty of being considered a pedantic idiot, refraining from explaining any expression or word that you may use.

It is high time we start learning how to engage in conversations. Especially, men.

The most important requisite for a good conversational power is education, and, by this is meant, not merely the matter you may store in your memory from observation or books, though this is of vast importance, but it also includes the developing of the mental powers, and, above all, the comprehension.

An English writer says, “A man should be able, in order to enter into conversation, to catch rapidly the meaning of anything that is advanced; for instance, though you know nothing of science, you should not be obliged to stare and be silent, when a man who does understand it is explaining a new discovery or a new theory; though you have not read a word of Blackstone, your comprehensive powers should be sufficiently acute to enable you to take in the statement that may be made of a recent cause; though you may not have read some particular book, you should be capable of appreciating the criticism which you hear of it.

Without such power—simple enough, and easily attained by attention and practice, yet too seldom met with in general society—a conversation which departs from the most ordinary topics cannot be maintained without the risk of lapsing into a lecture; with such power, society becomes instructive as well as amusing, and you have no remorse at an evening’s end at having wasted three or four hours in profitless banter, or simpering platitudes.

This facility of comprehension often startles us in some women, whose education we know to have been poor, and whose reading is limited. If they did not rapidly receive your ideas, they could not, therefore, be fit companions for intellectual men, and it is, perhaps, their consciousness of a deficiency which leads them to pay the more attention to what you say.
It is this which makes married women so much more agreeable to men of thought than young ladies, as a rule, can be, for they are accustomed to the society of a husband, and the effort to be a companion to his mind has engrafted the habit of attention and ready reply.”... stay with me

SultanOfPuna:
These Gen Z kids can be so useless

How can somebody wake up in the morning

You lie down on bed pressing phone from 9 am till around 2 in the afternoon.
Watching TikTok instead of learning a skill

And the idiot had the nerve to beg me for data
Just look at the leaders of tomorrow

NIGERIA is doomed!!!

I thank God I didn't have social media during my youth.
That shit is a perfect life wasting tool to keep idiots spending data and watching meaningless skits.

Instead of learning a skill and perfecting your craft. ..later these ones will start crying depression

Fallacy of hasty generalizations. Who told you Gen z are not doing exploits with this same social media?
And who told you "Nigeria is doomed" because of Gen Z's idleness?
Perhaps you should redirect this your vent to those old featherbrains ruling this world and country.

AwokenVawulence:
So we and our fellow department mates heard a story where a guy gave money(20k) to a lady freely that he barely knew while a male close friend of his begged him for some money to lend(25k) only for him to decline saying he doesn't have anything,mind u the friend asked him before he gave the lady .
I said it doesn't make any sense for someone to do that and as I was stating my point this girl just cut in saying that he only had 20k not 25k that the friend requested but I told her that if the guy said he can offer him 20k that the friend would most likely accept,she got angry and started to say the girl needs the money more the guy that he too should follow his mates and work for money , then proceeded to insult me saying it's men like me that are the lazy kind and people should avoid, the worst was when she said that only gays would do that type of thing by giving a guy money instead of a lady . And to my surprise some supported(mostly the girls ) this shit, I just left them let them be, the thing dey pain me

Everything in life is like a game of cards. The more knowledge you have, the better you are at it. The girl you mentioned here is bereft of common-sense and clearly has what is termed "entitlement mentality ". Stay with me.
Now back to the situation. I won't say that friend refusing to lend his friend money is a "bad" person. Why? He made a choice and chose what he thinks is beneficial to him. It all comes down to human nature. Selfishness.
There's a reason why he gave the girl the money and refused to lend his friend whom is in dire need of the money. Because there is something he clearly desires! I'll stop here...

ObamaMessi:
You even don't know that one can have a single digit IQ🤣 You have zero intelligence quotient but the worst part of it is that you don't even know. Is that a curse? I've got just one question to ask you: how did your mother cope by raising you? I have no doubt she threw you to the streets

Even a dog would have backed off at this juncture.
If I throw a stick, would you leave?
What language do you understand? stupidian? I'm sorry I don't speak that.

ObamaMessi:
Copied from the internet You don't have the mental capacity to invent constructive vibes to contain or counter me I quoted you four times just to get a come back, funny enough you also quoted me four times to get a come back too If I have an entire life to be an idiot, are you any different? I am just laughing at you because you are confused

You had to also ask Google too for help just to comprehend 🤣 I told you earlier if I trade words with you, I'd have to explain.
Keep basking in the pudding of your own making 🤡🤡

You can go and search for this one too feather-brain.

ObamaMessi:
Chris2863 you are viewing this post to see how Iam handling your co-armed robber Cinema4d.

You had to call for help 😭😭😭

ObamaMessi:
The incoherent response I was expecting from a born dullard And please stop embarrassing the initials "IQ" because you got no single one You don't even know the full meaning of IQ And there's no how you will understand that my sentences are well structured when you have shits for brain It will only be a curse if you truly understand any of my vawulentials Now you can run along, you have been noticed

How can your IQ be in single numbers? I don't expect you to understand 😭

ObamaMessi:
That idiot cinema4d is stupid and he didn't know what he just caused himself. He don buy market be that.

You had to quote me four times just to get a come back. I'm not surprised though.
You have an entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?

ObamaMessi:
Keep running around unearthing your idiocy which you inherited from your one-legged father I just realized that the foolishness you possess is pathological and in your bloodline and you don't need to defend it with your full force, we know

Trading words with me is a simple thing, but the resilience to keep fighting me is what I doubt you possess As the problem is with many young and old nairalanders, they think I am an easy nut to crack but in the long run they discovers I am a different type of troll

I would suggest you stop running your mouth like water tap and go running along the street where your fellow mad men belong
cc: DMCA

Even torturing you is boring 🤧 You don't even understand sacarsm. Just typing loads of meaningless, and unstructured sentences just to make a point.

You’re about as sharp as a sack full of soup. Even conversing with you is reducing my IQ.

Salah.

DMCA:

You what did you do?

You just insulted someone.

You be pot abi na kettle?

I wasn't referring to him though. He just blurted out like a wounded lion. I was actually supporting his point. Didn't know he's depressed.

ObamaMessi:
How do you define someone who cannot accept defeat and go unnoticed? I don't engage stark illiterates but when they get so much on my nerves I descend with my vawentic nature on them to Devour them It's like you still haven't taken my previous advice I would suggest you take two glasses of water and rest before you invite my real self, then you will run away with your tail in between your legs but I will not cease chasing you untill I send you into extinction where your forefathers belongs.

Another load of garbage Still pained.
I'm sorry I revealed your true nature when I first quoted you. I thought you already knew.

I would trade words you, but you wouldn't understand them even if I explain.

Wait, why are you so mad about your true nature? You should wear it like a badge of honour

eglobalcafe:
Good morning to everyone, please i sincerely need your advice please, i see no reason why people should insult me but all i plead is just a sincere advice. Am confused on what to do thats why am here, help a brother.

I have been married for 4 years now and my wife has pcos which is preventing her from ovulating and now am 35 years of age and she's 30 years now and our marriage is 4 years but we have been together for 6 years. Please what should i do, yes i understand this is hereditary that's why she can not conceive according to Doctor, but she can only get pregnant if she uses supplements thats going to enhance her ovulation that's when she can conceive, might not be easy but the drugs will assist.

We have done 1 ivf that failed already and we are about to go another round of ivf again. Am positive it will work, the last ivf we did, she had miscarriage so am kind of scared for another miscarriage again, ivf is expensive cost almost 2m because of other drugs you pay weekly 54k for tge next 3 months.

Please i don't want another wife because i know its not a good road because Walhalla, once i carry another woman my wife will start to give me different treatments as a wife. I love my wife so much but how long can i continue to stay childless, and this thing makes my wife cry almost all night and even i cant sleep because of we can't have a baby because of PCOS that she has.

So mentally it's drains me cos am only pretending am okay while am not okay because i dont want her to panic. Please advise me, my family members advised i get another woman pregnant but i should not divorce her. And sometimes i says to myself will i be happy if i was the one who has this problem and i said to my myself if i was the one with this issue i will let my wife go marry another man.

And my wife loves me so much and she hate to see me or hear me talk about another wife or another woman

Please help a brother, what do you guys think i should do please.

My wife has clearly told me if i want to take another woman she will leave me instantly because of the wahala of polygamy.

Please should i get another woman pregnant.
Should i still be patient
Or what's your advice but just know its not easy as i have been doing my best not to hurt my wife, this days people die any how, sometimes i feel what if i die today and no children that's my greatest fear because i have hustle so hard to build a house and financially we are managing.

Should i get another woman pregnant or divorce my wife by telling her this thing is not working please advise me. According to doctors me as a man am healthy no issues with me

Big mistake. Coming to nairaland for advice 🙊

ObamaMessi:
I wasn't intelligent enough to understand the point you were trying to pass across But your desperation has blurred your mental faculty so you became dumber than you think I am, in this case, you hurried up into my mention to unleash your chronic lunacy I would suggest you wash your eyes with acid before running into my mention to disgrace your generation This is Obama,Messi

You speak an infinite deal of nothing.
You still haven't correct yourself slowpoke! 😂

Borntosmoke:
Pls there is this Fulani girls by the road side, she is a begger and I'm in love with her. Who have had experience dating a begger. Are they wife material and also her beauty is out of this world she resemble Indian, I don't know what shift her to begging.

Love don't care.

ObamaMessi:
I was not expecting a sane human being to mention me while countering me You are the best description of what you just typed Now run along the gutter where you belong

Why are you whinging? 😂 I’d say you’re ‘dumb as a rock,’ but at least a rock can hold a door open.
I was buttressing your point referring to the OP, but you're in haste to haul insult at people.

Kindly modify your response.