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Nokia Lovers? I Think Not

hmmm,

in terms of "smart", they are outsmarted

A Woman was out golfing one day
when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it
and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you
three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the
frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to
mention that there was a condition to
your wishes. Whatever you wish for yourself, your
husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be
the most beautiful woman in the
world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize
that this wish will also make your
husband the most handsome man in
the world, an Adonis whom women
will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful
woman and he will have eyes only for
me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful
woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be
the richest woman in the world.
The
frog said, "That will make your
husband the richest man in the world.
And he will be ten times richer than
you."
The woman said, "That's okay,
because what's mine is his and what's
his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in
the world!
The frog then inquired about her third
wish, and she answered, "I'd like a
mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever.
Don't mess with them. B-)

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Attention female readers : This is the
end of the joke for you. Stop here
and continue feeling good
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife... =D
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Moral of
the story: Women think they're really
smart. =)) Let them continue to
think that way and just enjoy the
show\=D/
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PS: If you are a woman and are still
reading this; it only goes to show that
women never listen!!! =))

Gamete

Okay, let the attack begin. Time to unfollow

gimmick

Touchwiz got issues mehn

Where's James Gosling na?
or Ada Lovelace (first computer programmer)

Browsing and running apps. That's pretty much all there is to be done on a phone

Just wondering what the purpose of this thread is right now, when there 's this already, https://www.nairaland.com/975180/android-anyone-part-ii

Now that's a smart fellow

Yes o. She had to seek help on facebook, twitter, nl and any potential social network

Grim

What errors are shown? They'll give you a hint on where you went wrong

Your control statements should be in the format
if .......
else if ......
else if

Where're Prince and Coogar to teach this fellow a lesson

biz2get: pls I want to get 1 and am searching google am just calin both of en t3. Pls differ for me

compare both at www.gsmarena.com

Judy, you created another thread? What happened to the other one?

DrSeno again?

By all means pls do away with her. Need tips? eediat

Probably cos the note 2 is on 4.1.1 while your s3 is on 4.1.2

Then check www.samfirmware.com, under "files and firmwares" check the 10 latest releases for your phone. There's 4.0.4 i think

Check for updates in settings. Or check www.samfirmware.com for the latest for your tab

4llerbuntu: 90k!!! for $200 phone. thats like double, what triple the google price

im in the wrong business, and i live in the worng country.

so how much is the nexus 10? 200k?

i tell you. cut throat price. Checked the site. They listed the nexus 10 as 85k,

Quite expensive.
And the nexus 10?

semid4lyfe: Bros, na so I take arrange (personalize) my desktop o. The taskbar is on the top corner so automatically the start button is there too while I have object dock with all my apps at the bottom of the screen.

Also, I don't keep anything on my desktop. I've had it like this since 2009. It's cool and different, don't you think?

See my screenshot

me too, i keep my desktop empty(dell dock is there always), but the taskbar on top thing, just seems wierd

ridboy94: U mean its difficult?

you have to learn a lot of things first, then you'll find a way yourself