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Phones / Re: ScreenShot Your phone HomeScreen For Nairalanders To See by ciphoenix: 3:50am On Oct 08, 2013
Toucher



Clean home screen

Programming / Re: Best C/C++ Compiler? by ciphoenix: 10:15pm On Oct 06, 2013
kambo:

there arent enough hours in a day for a nerd (being a purist here) to immerse himself in his subject. His obsession is a mystcal aura to outsiders but it can b unbearable for those who hav to live with it everyday. Loneliness and d feeling of being shunned isnt what other-halves signed up for. One of d top golfers (an indian) lost his wife to golf. Lady said he thought golf, talked golf, played golf practced golf ALL THE TIME!!. Sir Atiyah (mathematician, field medalist) said something to same effect. He's retired and in his eighties but he's always thinkg maths . Small talk is an obvious and irritating no no.

valid point.

those are the ones who have "understood and live in the Tao" (in the words of the master programmer)

only a nerd can truly understand the ways of another.
Programming / Re: Best C/C++ Compiler? by ciphoenix: 7:18pm On Oct 05, 2013
kambo:

hmm. Funny . Work the Nand gates and XOR switches in ur brain to resolve the question of y u following poster x.
U wudnt wanna hang with a tru nerd/geek if u met 1 blv me on tht. Theyre too boring for d avrage miss.

Are we to debate the difference between both terms? smiley

Geeks aren't socially backwards though
Phones / Re: Airtel Plans To Block Android Users From Using Bis by ciphoenix: 6:37am On Oct 05, 2013
luluosas: Even though they were offering their BIS subscription via their own Internet server and even as it is very cheap, getting 1GB for N1,200, I have refused to use it since their supposed 3.75G network is crappy.
If them like, make them block am, and if they kukuma like, make them live am. Me I no send them especially as ICMP is back and better now on MTN.

ICMP is back?
lemme see
Phones / Re: Android, Anyone? Part II by ciphoenix: 6:35am On Oct 05, 2013
4llerbuntu:



grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin no comment.

Nowadays i can start a civil war on NL without trying at all, so therefore i comment my reserve.

The T is good for u sha.... get urself a T. wink






e be lke money dey scratch ur hand. for wetin? id rather eat point and kill...... or buy the great T... .. wink wink cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy


I'm a collector grin

besides need a new body for when the salamander arrives wink
Phones / Re: Android, Anyone? Part II by ciphoenix: 8:47am On Oct 04, 2013
ms_reniy: Used HTC Sensation XE for sale. Black. 8gb internal memory. 1gb ram. 16gb memory card. Android 4.0. Ice Cream Sandwich. Dual-core. 8MP camera. Starting price 55k. Call Reniy on 07081282110.

22k?
Phones / Re: Android, Anyone? Part II by ciphoenix: 2:38pm On Oct 02, 2013
4llerbuntu: ATTENTION ALL TECNO-C RATS AND TECNOPHILES!!!!

you are all highly MOUTHED. Blessed is he that useth a Tecno. for he shalt see heaven quickly!!! grin cool


THE CURIOUS CASE OF THE MISSING MB

plix can u guys enlighten me about the tecno Maths in the screenshot. My neighbour came dis earlymorin tellin me that his TecnoPhone was saying "out of space". so i asked him to delete the Indecency cheesy cheesy but he continued to pester me.

so i took a look at the esteemed Tecnological masterpiece and saw this page.
unfortunately my maths is not so good so i need help to understand how 980Mb - 379 Mb = 65.02 Mb

abeg who thief the remaining Mb? where are it goings?

help ur fellow Tecnophile o, cos me no sabi the answer

Maybe more hidden porn grin
Phones / Re: Android, Anyone? Part II by ciphoenix: 4:31pm On Oct 01, 2013
somtea: Guys i need advice,
shld i get a brand new xperia sp 4rm a friend for 40k,or do i get an note2 fairly used for 55k?
All factors being put into consideration.

If you're comfortable with buying fairly used phones, then by all means go for the Note.
Phones / Re: Android, Anyone? Part II by ciphoenix: 2:29pm On Oct 01, 2013
viruz007:

Wen i mean dead i mean dead... But if u still need it we can come to some arrangement sha.

He wants to do a post mortem grin

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Phones / Re: Android, Anyone? Part II by ciphoenix: 7:18am On Oct 01, 2013
suxxman:
I download them at a cyber cafe. money for extra time.

Do cafés still exist?
Anyway why don't you pause the time?
Phones / Re: Android, Anyone? Part II by ciphoenix: 7:16am On Oct 01, 2013
ewizard1:

Bro. Your Signature cray gaan! grin
smiley
Family / Re: She Refuses To Get Rid Of The Advancing Unwanted Pregnancy! by ciphoenix: 9:17pm On Sep 30, 2013
bebe2: if the girl has such a supportive mum, why abort the baby?

let her have the child, it wont kill u.

u can neva tell the future of that child?

pls let the child live, imagine ur age now and imagine how old the child will be wen u r 40, 50.

u will even get points from babes if u say i have a child, i cudnt bear to have it child killed wen i know it already existed.

we are soooo guilty of this in nigeria, having an abortion is like havin a hairdo.

may God help us

It's as commonplace as taking PCM for headache embarassed
And to think it's actually illegal
Phones / Re: Android, Anyone? Part II by ciphoenix: 9:05pm On Sep 30, 2013
viruz007: My Samsung S2 has decided to give up on me... cry cry

S3 next... wink

E never try?
Phones / Re: Android, Anyone? Part II by ciphoenix: 8:58pm On Sep 30, 2013
suxxman:
you guys re rili sumfin else. I just asked a question to find an alternative and save my money Nd u guys re here Making fun of dat. do to odas Wat u want them to do to u. no man is an island

Save your money how? Didn't realize one is charged for USB file transfers undecided
Family / Re: Girls holding Their Garment Upward Showing Their Behind Shape by ciphoenix: 8:56pm On Sep 30, 2013
Joel.:


ok baby. just take note from now. within three days you will understand what i am trying to say. even today on my way., i cant count a number of them who do this same thing. holding it for there asss shape to show

They're holding it not to show you their bum but for convenience.
Your mind though. If that's what comes to your mind each time you see em, learn to look the other way.

It's like saying that male athletes' outfit is wrong
Phones / Re: Android, Anyone? Part II by ciphoenix: 9:16pm On Sep 29, 2013
4llerbuntu: human beansvcan never be satisfied.

them go talk say u no like tecno because I no follow support.

now wey na me dey props tecno again dem still complain

ebenezer obey have finished the matter for song o jare.


meanwhile did u know Tecno phones increase the human lifespan? buy a Tecno and live longer. GBAM!!!!

grin
Family / Re: She Refuses To Get Rid Of The Advancing Unwanted Pregnancy! by ciphoenix: 9:16pm On Sep 29, 2013
IMO there's nothing like an unwanted pregnancy. What do you expect when you engage in unprotected sex ? A plasma TV?

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Phones / Re: Android, Anyone? Part II by ciphoenix: 9:06pm On Sep 29, 2013
joeydozzy:

grin grin
Go to command prompt, type

Transfer Ooh La la from pc straight
Wait a few seconds then type

onto Tecno M3 para

undecided undecided

Hehehe
Crime / Re: Woman Held Down Her 4-year-old Son While His Stepfather Molested Him by ciphoenix: 10:02pm On Sep 27, 2013
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed embarassed
Science/Technology / Re: NASA Will Pay You $18,000 To Lie In Bed For 70 Days by ciphoenix: 8:32pm On Sep 27, 2013
Are they taking foreigners?
Phones / Re: Android, Anyone? Part II by ciphoenix: 8:31pm On Sep 27, 2013
lifehacker:
The guy is rich (his dad) and very knowledgeable, ..buh
spends his cash anyhow ..now he's about to
blow his(our) beautiful laptop
His dad gave him 300 k for a laptop and he
bought a windows 8 touchscreen lapi hp envy
fairly used,...........after one week hes bent on
destroyin it, he wants to change the processor
to intel r, buy 10Gb ram,,.....two
batteries,....2TB HDD, ..Jesus! Please
accumulate disadvantages for me,....he wont
even listen to me,.....ill show him why its
foolishness, I dont want to lose this
beauty,.....hes doing all this because of
windows experience rating index
......i probably shouldn't post this here buh I trust u guys more

If it's upgradeable, nothing wrong with upgrading
Family / Re: Son-in-law Compelled To Write An Essay By Father-in-law by ciphoenix: 10:04am On Sep 26, 2013
Okija_juju:


If only you went to a good school, you would have learnt about the word 'TYPO' which is the short form of TYPOGRAPHICAL ERROR..'


A Typographical error does not make a person an illiterate.. But not knowing this does..







With your level of reasoning, dont be shocked when they ask you to prove Pythagoras Theory..

Mind not the troll wink
Family / Re: Blessing / Upliftment unlimited. by ciphoenix: 10:02am On Sep 26, 2013
sweetntart:
this is AFRICA last time i checked,everybody gets involved in a family member's life,w.t.f r u saying dude? if he doesn't ask 4 help now,believe me in d future he will.

And you're so sure he will. Wow!
Family / Re: Blessing / Upliftment unlimited. by ciphoenix: 9:51pm On Sep 25, 2013
Jaynec: Dear d girl is nt even educated , she just finished sec

25 and just finished sec school? undecided

He's 24, not the definition of much younger

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Phones / Re: Android, Anyone? Part II by ciphoenix: 6:44pm On Sep 25, 2013
blackweaver:

saw the list myself; at first i was tempted to correct the guy but i decided if 4ller wants to defend himself, a whole SAN (ok barrister) should be able to do it even better than i ever could

Where's the list at? grin * hunting it down*
Phones / Re: BBM On Android And Related Issues by ciphoenix: 6:43pm On Sep 25, 2013
Osita_inklord: ”Bbm IS NOW WORKING ON ANDROID AGAIN!!!!!! JUST USE THESE SETTINGS!:
****....”
That, my friends is what posts will look like when bbm servers are reopened to the green robot worshipers. Looooool

Lmao. There will be a million threads with that title

grin grin grin grin grin grin
Phones / Re: BBM On Android And Related Issues by ciphoenix: 7:17pm On Sep 23, 2013
shocked shocked shocked
adewasco2k: grin grin grin grin grin
Phones / Re: OPPO N1 Officially Unveiled. To Launch With Cyanogenmod by ciphoenix: 7:15pm On Sep 23, 2013
runzlord: nonsense

How so?
Phones / Re: ScreenShot Your phone HomeScreen For Nairalanders To See by ciphoenix: 6:15pm On Sep 23, 2013


MIUI
Phones / Re: ScreenShot Your phone HomeScreen For Nairalanders To See by ciphoenix: 6:08pm On Sep 23, 2013
Notification menu


Home screen
Phones / Re: OPPO N1 Officially Unveiled. To Launch With Cyanogenmod by ciphoenix: 6:06pm On Sep 23, 2013
I assume girls will love the camera for taking selfies

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