₦airaland Forum

This is a story about a couple who had
been happily married for
years. The only friction in their marriage
was the husband's habit of farting
loudly every morning when he awoke.
The noise would wake his wife and the
smell would make her eyes water and
make her gasp for air.
Every morning she would plead with him
to stop ripping them off because it was
making her sick. He told her he couldn't
stop
and that it was perfectly natural. She
told him to see a
doctor. She was concerned that one day
he would blow his guts out.
The years went by and he continued to
rip them out! Then one Thanksgiving
morning as she was preparing the
turkey for dinner and he was upstairs
sound asleep, she looked at the bowl
where she had put the turkey innards
and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare
parts and a malicious thought came to
her.
She took the bowl and went upstairs
where her husband was sound asleep
and, gently pulling back the bed covers,
she pulled
back the elastic waistband of his
underpants and emptied the bowl of
turkey guts into his shorts.
Some time later she heard her husband
waken with his usual trumpeting which
was followed by a blood curdling
scream and
the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran
into the bathroom.
The wife could hardly control herself as
she rolled on the floor
laughing, tears in her eyes! After years
of torture she reckoned she had got him
back pretty good.
About twenty minutes later, her husband
came downstairs in his
bloodstained underpants with a look of
horror on his face.
She bit her lip as she asked him what
was the matter. He said, "Honey, you
were right. All these years you have
warned me
and I didn't listen to you.
"What do you mean?" asked his wife.
"Well, you always told me that one day I
would end up farting my guts out, and
today it finally happened. But by the
grace of God, some Vaseline, and these
two fingers, I think I got most of them
back in.
http://www.thejokeyard.com/funny_jokes/dont_fart_in_bed.html

i nid pishure evidence!

bros buy roasted corn, chuk am into her anus, its beta wen hot

ngozievergreen: Yes o
Strength of illiteracy, poverty, lack of primary health care, child marriage, terrorism, power thirst, tropical diseases .

Strength indeed

i pity u, u r as clueless as our oga...hv ur facts rite, stop copyin and pastin infrmations dt r not true.

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its goes a long way to proof dt our president is a weak president from a very weak region with high esteem for weak vessels, this can never happen to a northern president.............the word NORTH connotes strength

#Team one Najeria!

i wonder y people are clamourin fr d sack of dis woman who values her life more thn anytin.

million cant buy life, but million can protect it, she has access to the money and she bought wht wil protect her....fire on stella odua, nobody is going to arrest u, poor najerian are behind u for puttin d nation's money into gud use!


# one Najeria

u can use acid, rat poison and u can even hire gangs to kidnap, beat and rap'e d gurl like 10times or more, enuf to mek her pregnnt

i hope dt meks u hapi, ensure u dnt date smbody's guy, bcs d above may apply in ur own case too

#one Najeria

@least 10

no pls wait til u r in the bush togeda!

eya blackberry users..............BBM is nw on TECNO

y do we women chnge after marriage?

arm4u: Please what book are you referring to? The verses appear satanic!

yea, u r rite!

noblezone: Have it in mind that Biafra is heading out of Nigeria!

ur leaders dont hav d balls to secede, d only guy with strong mind to do it is late,biafra too is dead(ojukwu..rip)

#TEAM one Najeria!

y shld thy giv us more slots, our futball is a failure, even if thy send 10countries the highest thy wil go is 2nd rounds

infact thy shld reduce it to 2countries kawai

#TEAM ONE NAJERIA!

blacksta: Please say no to Hausa president enough is enough - please say no to retrogression. I am not a fan of GEJ but i prefer he remains president. Southern president please for the next 50 years

50yrs? in ur wild dreamz

rule for 50yrs and north wil rule for 200yrs, we no hw to cling onto power once its in our hands...mind u

ONE NAJERIA!!

the man Gumi is rite, y shld GEJ identify himsef with israel, he repreent ol najerians whr eva he goes.....infct he hs no rite to practice any religion whatsoeva as the president.

He can do odawise only if he is a muslim, dt is wht our Book says!

ONE NAJERIA!!

, she can fvck a donkey for ol i care,,,who is she??

Giv me example of gud people, only God is good