₦airaland Forum

Andromalius:
You created a thread to start another unnecessary dilemma over comments by 2-5 People on Facebook ? Ugh im not even gonna bother. Do what you want.

But let me just add that it just shows how ignorant of actual islamic laws these ldiots are. This girl has already covered her head which is all that is required of her but ofcourse since they're the Saudi type muslims that want all women in a head to toe black veil they have to complain about how every other Muslim chooses to live. I Bet theyre of the Izala group or whatever.

Cramjones carry ya lecherous eye commot from Baba pikin.

jmoore:
Eye service? You no talk am since, why?
I like to hear from NUC soon on this matter.

Abi!!!!!!

holatin:
is DAT PDP motto ?
no wonder the treasury is dry even though year adua left USD30billion in the treasury.

Na nostalgia dey follow Mogidi so. After tomorrow, all the YEyE breakfast medemede go stop.

holatin:
is DAT PDP motto ?
no wonder the treasury is dry even though year adua left USD30billion in the treasury.

Na nostalgiaa dey follow Mogidi so.

The doctor who became the patient and ended up in intensive care with four nurses, Deziani, Patience, Oduah and Ngozi ; Clark , Ffk, Okupe, Akpabio , as surgeons and Orubebe Asari and barcanista as lab assistant while Ayo emptied the bedpan.

@Op
Why is Orubebe not in your list

egift:
Jonathan's Campaign funds being judiciously used.

What's waste....

ionsman:
Bro, abeg I no get strength to laugh this hot afternoon. ..

Me I dey laugh o.... The guy don bend kneel so much hes should have developed hnchback and lost his knee caps. I tell ya...

geoworldedu:
According to statistics and comments all over the world about the hero, GEJ, it is no news anymore that our own wonderful president will now rank top in history for the legacy he laid down :

Here are the list of the top ten heroes of the world at present:


World's Ten Most Corrupt Leaders
Name, Position, Funds embezzled
1. Mohamed Suharto President of Indonesia (1967–1998) $15–35 billion

2. Ferdinand Marcos President of the Philippines (1972–1986) 5–10 billion

3. Mobutu Sese Seko President of Zaire (1965–1997) 5 billion

4. Sani Abacha President of Nigeria (1993–1998) 2–5 billion

5. Slobodan Milosevic President of Serbia/Yugoslavia (1989–2000) 1 billion

6. Jean-Claude Duvalier President of Haiti (1971–1986) 300–800 million

7. Alberto Fujimori President of Peru (1990–2000) 600 million

8. Pavlo Lazarenko Prime Minister of Ukraine (1996–1997) 114–200 million

9. Arnoldo Alemán President of Nicaragua (1997–2002) 100 million

10. Joseph Estrada President of the Philippines (1998–2001) 78–80 million

As soon as our hero of corruption named GEJ hands over tomorrow, he will top this list after the incoming president has probed his administration

Now, what is your thought? Where do you think our own hero called GEJ will be in this ranking? Me wish him the top position because he did much to us all, handing down a heroic legacy of corruption for us.

Thank you GEJ my hero,

Temitemi1
Barcanista

Sorry to burst your bubble but you may not have any dime on Jonathan. The people as around him stole everything. The man was only directing the traffic like yellow fever. Truck drivers just pass with the loot.

Jonathan is also a Donatus . Ask people in the SW. Money turns into ashes for him hand.

rexbuton:
barcanista where are you from/?

Parts unknown abi Fernando Op/////??

OrlandoOwoh:
Buhari is just intelligent. See his analysis. Can Jonathan give such analysis? Nigerians, be the judge, who is an illiterate between the two, whose certificates should be questioned?

You cannot give what you don't have. From day one, I have maintained that jona's background and training never prepared him for president and it is now clear to everyone. He just found himself on a roller coaster that deposited him at Aso Rock to our detriment. He had no experience in business,civil service or politics. Even in academia he could not resolve issues with ASSU, his professional colleagues.

Events unfolding in his last days are fast eroding his credibility and he doesn't seem to realize that. His actions do not qualify him for his intended role as peace ambassador, locally or outside this country.

OrlandoOwoh:
Buhari is just intelligent. See his analysis. Can Jonathan give such analysis? Nigerians, be the judge, who is an illiterate between the two, whose certificates should be questioned?

You cannot give what you don't have. From day one, I have maintained that jona's background and training never prepare him for president and it is now clear to everyone. He just found himself on a roller coaster that deposited him at Aso Rock to our detriment. He had no experience in business,civil service or politics.

Events unfolding in his last days are fast eroding his credibility and he doesn't seem to realize that. His actions do not qualify him for his intended role as peace ambassador, locally or outside this country.

hadura29:
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Ich bin in Nigeria... Und du?

Ich auch.

Beremx:
Instead of focusing on how to end the current fuel crises,they are more concerned on how Buhari was allegedly left behind at 10 Downing Street.

Hypocrites!!

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Someone should remind these fools that Jona and PDP are still in government and in power. They are busy erecting hurdles for the new government.

hadura29:
Super.... Gut zu wissen!!!

Vielen dank. Wo bist du jetzt? Nigeria oder anderer lande??

hadura29:
Ja, genau. Wie geht?

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Gut....Alles in ordnung.

hadura29:
Wie lang worter

Richtig

Jonathan has "dropped engine " since he lost the election and also lost "ere...ction ". What do you expect ?



With this hydrocarbon challenge, the guy wants to shut down this country..

I wonder what would have happened to this country with him as president for another term.

PureWays:
Op, you don't need to write this epistle...

Your title got me laughing though..

As I write it is 21.55pm.I am sitting under as tree in my compound... no light. I pray that Jona 's generator Biz as fails woefully ,hoping. that the new government will find a solution to this Nepa wahala.

DrWise:
What secret? He can't be bigger than the party.

Pdp is no more a political party. It Is ust a conclave of politicians now...meeting only to share past exploits and lamentations.

DrWise:
What secret? He can't be bigger than the party.

Psoriasis no more a party. It I'd just a conclave of politicians now...meeting only to share past exploits and lamentations.

DrWise:
What secret? He can't be bigger than the party.

Psoriasis no more a party. It I'd just a conclave of politicians now...meeting only to share past exploits.

whoisuche:
Is it now that you people realize it.

Leave dem joor. after train don leave Iddo!!!!!!

Haba, is this Kakaatar, KARKATA,
Katakata or wetin call the only construction Company in this country about na cooperative of Bayelsa contractors??

FYI.... KARKATA means to bend in Hausa.

omenka:
Can't he dissolve it today

I feel like looking for trouble.

He is still president till may 29th . Since he is still hiring and firing, a new cabinet is not a bad idea.

MrPresident1:
Jonathan, President of Nigeria until Jesus Christ returns.

I am waiting for him to sack .pepe!!!!!!

eleojo23:
Why are some people making it seem like the South east needs to apologies for their choice in the last election?
What is wrong with the S'east voting en masse for PDP? After all, the North also did that for APC or is it because the party that the S'east supported finally lost?
People have the right to vote for any party/candidate in an election. That is democracy and that is why it is called a contest - to see who finally gets more votes.

It is therefore unrealistic to expect the entire country to vote for one party.

So there is nothing wrong with the S'east voting en masse for their preferred party (PDP) the same way nobody is criticizing the North for voting en mass for their own preferred party (APC)

Well said. I cannot understand Nigerians. No one should be castigated for taking casting his vote for or against any party.

hahn:
Mr Ibu is a legend. He has managed to pioneer mediocrity, stupidity and imbecilish actions into nollywood comedy.

In saner climes, such meaningless movies won't go beyond the writing pad. I guess he is scared that Nigerians will start to see his movies for what they really are. An insult to the imagination

Kai , haba mallam..... this acid and wire brush scraping na wah.... you make me look one kind for ever watching his flicks, WAYO Allah.

Sambo should specifically ask for forgiveness from the people of Zaria... a vice president and a sad surrogate governor and nothing. to show.... no. water to drink.....

Kx:
Perfect examples of the expressions we should watch out for in the book:


Yam and goat,
Motor park tout
How much did JIm Nwobodo stole
I don't give a damn

Should his wife play some role in what ever capacity, expect an instant hit/best seller from day one!!!!!!

This zoologist should move to the polar regions and ply his trade wit plankton. amoeba. paramecium, seals and his waddling whale of a wife.

Jarus:
When I heard glass house, thought it was NFA headquarters

It should be NO FUTURE AMBITION.... Imagine, Glass house.... those who live in glass houses should not throw stones....

Please make sure he does not leave with the door post oooooo.