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NYSC / Re: Kwara State Batch B'14 Let's Meet Here by ckhelvin: 5:06am On Jul 31, 2014
please let's keep dis thread updated and yhu can as well drop comment yhu think would be needed..thanks in advance
NYSC / Re: Kwara State Batch B'14 Let's Meet Here by ckhelvin: 5:05am On Jul 31, 2014
Rockmyworld:

yeah offcox, i'll be collecting my call up letter today this mornin. though i'll be travelling from Benin. will leave for camp very early on tuesday. i wish everyone the very best and safe trip to camp. see you all soon
same here boss!
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by ckhelvin: 1:45am On Jul 31, 2014
Rockmyworld:

good to have u on that path bro. i am also goin to kwara. pls someone should open our thread.
https://www.nairaland.com/1836217/kwara-state-batch-b14-lets#25104063
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by ckhelvin: 1:44am On Jul 31, 2014
Rockmyworld:

neither are u alone bro. please guys lets meet and talk o. i need lots of info about kwara state now o
https://www.nairaland.com/1836217/kwara-state-batch-b14-lets#25104063
NYSC / Re: Kwara State Batch B'14 Let's Meet Here by ckhelvin: 1:40am On Jul 31, 2014
Rockmyworld: yeah also posted to kwara state. good to have you on board. am destiny by name finished from Futa. really need more info about the place. please post the address here again for us to see.
written on your callup letter..NYSC PERM. ORIENT. CAMP, YIKPATA, EDU LGA KWARA STATE...if u leaving from lagos then it would take nothing less than 4hours or lesser than that..anywaiz I'm planning leaving early on Tuesday so as to be able to get there early ..the earlier the better so as to secure good bed space..#do av a wonderful camp experience guys
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by ckhelvin: 1:34am On Jul 31, 2014
stoicism:
i am from kwara state..ilorin precisely
den I guess u shud be able to uplift our spirit about kwara and its environs
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by ckhelvin: 1:08am On Jul 31, 2014
kayrichy: Kwara state,here i come
confirm guy!..u r not alone smiley
NYSC / Kwara State Batch B'14 Let's Meet Here by ckhelvin: 11:15pm On Jul 30, 2014
I'm kelvin from department of environmental toxicology (FUNAAB) posted to kwara thou with little idea of how d camping experience at yikpata is; buh believe me ilorin is a great place to serve..let's meet and share ideas on how to have a wonderful service year..#Leggo
Politics / Re: Nigerian Air Force Helicopter Crashes In Bama, Borno by ckhelvin: 6:49pm On Jul 21, 2014
Jakumo: A helicopter is NOT a jet. Somebody needs to go back to grade school and study the dictionary for a day or two.
and seriously u need dat too...'An helicopter' not ' A helicopter'
N/b:- nobody is above mistake..keep dat in mind
Politics / Re: DSS Denies Arresting Ezekwesili by ckhelvin: 4:14pm On Jul 21, 2014
I said it I just don't trust the validity of the former minister of education being arrested...APC on the brink..before some e-rat wud start making some unseen judgement ..d lady wana be noticed sef..stupidity at its peak!

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Politics / Re: Oby Ezekwesili Arrested At Airport & Released by ckhelvin: 10:58am On Jul 21, 2014
Symphony007: She has been released and she boarded her flight to london.

Goodluck jonathan should be ashamed and every nigerian should be utterly embarrassed that it took a 17 years old foreigner from pakistan to make him meets with parents of the victims from the largest kidnapping case in the history of the nation he governs. It's repulsive!!! shame on you mr president, you are a monumental disappointment.
u are a big fool for insulting the president of Nigeria and commander in chief of arm forces...Can someone in d right sense abuse a president..how often has US citizen use abusive words against Obama buh reverse is the case in Nigeria with tout like yhu wovering around d country..get a life and stop ur criticism angry

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Education / Re: Not For The Weak Minds; Try This Quantitative Reasoning Question. by ckhelvin: 12:34am On Jul 21, 2014
Op please rephrase your question cos it's really confusing...initial and original means the same thing oooo..or u referring to the original as the prize given during inflation and initial as prize given before inflation..
Phones / Re: How To Find Your Lost Ipod Touch, Iphone, Or Ipad by ckhelvin: 5:08pm On Jul 20, 2014
Adding to waht d op said; u can log on to the web address 'iCloud.com' to find ur apple device only on laptop..it's impossible on any fone other dan 'finding my iPhone' app on your iPhone or using either safari on ur Mac or Firefox on window os ..and op in respect to waht u said regarding the restriction of the 'find my iPhone app' on the ipad I don't think yhu right cos I use it on my ipad and it gives d full ETA and geographic location of ur lost ipad irrespective of contacting ur service provider..
Phones / Re: LG Unveils Gpad 10.01 by ckhelvin: 4:55pm On Jul 20, 2014
Op u are rally contradicting ursef here in terms of LG camera features..u both saying it has 5MP front facing camera and 13MP back facing camera which i presume is incorrect coz tablet can't get such pixel yet..
And also u saying it has 1.3MP front facing camera and 5MP back camera which I definitely wil presume is right.. So try letting us know which cameras feature Is right coz u getting people confused.
Religion / Re: Rep Your Church by ckhelvin: 8:57am On Jul 20, 2014
I rep JW...

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NYSC / Re: Some Changes In The 2014 BATCH 'B' Orientation Course by ckhelvin: 9:53pm On Jul 19, 2014
First it was strike issue now dis!!!...lord wah av I done oooo cry..I just pray I don't fall victim coz I can't stand waiting another month for service..al iz wel

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Phones / Re: Android Antivirus: 6 Truths About Smartphone Malware by ckhelvin: 6:31pm On Jul 19, 2014
I have never heard of anything called malware before..dis just ma first tym mayb coz I'm used to iOS ecosystem grin grin..google needs to offer more security on dis area ..dou android is a nice OS buh I just don't like it due to things like dis and the inability of getting an optimized app when compare to their giant counterpart Apple smiley..my opinion sha
Phone/Internet Market / Re: I Need A Good Tablet To Buy. Please Recommend ..... by ckhelvin: 10:27pm On Jul 17, 2014
N/b:- don't bank on jumia atal..I remember ordering for curve4 from jumia sometime last two years and to my notice they brought in curve2 with the same prize tag fixed ..God so kind I'm used to things before getting them..wud advice u visit the nearest slot venue around yhu...thank me later
Phone/Internet Market / Re: I Need A Good Tablet To Buy. Please Recommend ..... by ckhelvin: 10:13pm On Jul 17, 2014
To be sincere and without any sentiment whatsoever;the apple ipad has stood to the end of tym of bin the best tablet ever..in terms of optimized app and graphic effect that wows tech dudes and restriction of malware found on android devices..the cons of dis is just the high cost of apple devices when compared to their android counterpart..buh if u not planning on leaving the android ecosystem soon yhu can try going for either sony or samsung tablet due to their lower cost..buh notwithstanding just go for what u feel is the best for yhu cos the way users tend to handle their devices varies..I love games wit crazy graphics, movies and surfing the web that's d reason I go for ipad anytym anyday..
NYSC / Re: 12 Things No One Tells You About Nysc Orientation Camp by ckhelvin: 8:14pm On Jul 17, 2014
Ik09: Very useful information given. Here's my commentary on the points made :

1.
Go with imodium or flagyl. There's nothing worse than developing running stomach unexpectedly.

There will be people willing to clean the toilets for a fee (the locals that run around camp). Pay them to clean a toilet/bathroom for you, and LOCK them with a padlock. If you have to give anyone the key, make them agree to flush after themselves. It's important you do this after the first Saturday because, depending on your camp, locked doors in the toilets will be forced open for the first sanitation.

2.
Buy plain white t-shirts and shorts before going to camp. Get white trainers too (as the pair given I'm camp are fairly substandard). My trainers had a giant blue Nike swoosh and no one cared. I hear in some camps your shoes have to be plain or they'll be seized, so YMMV. Around 3-4 extra clothing pairs should be enough... Although you can get these from the mammy market.

If you can't find anyone to exchange khakis with, don't worry too much. You can easily adjust them (if they're too big) at the mammy market. You'll have to do it after your swearing in (first Thursday) though, because the tailors will extort those who rush to adjust beforehand.

Contrary to popular advice, go with normal outfits
! You won't be able to use them in camp, apart from a few hours on Sunday. However you might be stuck at your PPA for a while before obtaining leave to travel home. Have some clothing with you just in case.

3.
Nothing to add here. Platoon leaders typically go to the first 10 to arrive camp. So if that's your cup of tea, you have to be in the vicinity of camp on the Monday.

You won't be allowed in before camp officially starts, though.

4.
Your belongings are more likely to be picked up by opportunistic thieves if your bunk is by the door. However in most cases that's the only source of breeze at night. And yes, your hostel will get hot at night. You decide which is more important...

5.
If you're late in getting ready, you can tell the soldiers/man o' war official chasing you out that you're in OBS. It won't work every time, but you could get some extra minutes to take your time.

Most band people are actually posted to the capital. They perform during your POP, so they need to be able to rehearse. There's even a band CDS in majority of states (as far as I'm aware). It's not worth the stress though if all you want is to be serve in the capital.

6.
Nothing to add.

7.
There are small children in camp that can fetch water for you, so you don't have to stand in line all the time. Pick two or three, and use them. They'll also wash your clothes for u.

8.
Nothing to add. You'll have to wear your khaki once a week for CDS, and then once a month for clearance. Might be worth sewing another one, although it's not necessary. If the khaki you sew isn't the same shade as the one issued in camp, it doesn't really matter.

9.
The camp lectures are useless, but not all of them. The state coordinator talks about the protocol to observe during the service year. Try to listen out for that lecture... You can safely ignore the other ones, unless something picks your fancy.

Unless you're interested, skills acquisition in camp is also a waste of time. It's your choice if you want to pay for lecture materials and/or certificate. In my experience they're fairly worthless. Don't join MDG unless you genuinely like that sort of thing.

10.
Goes without saying. Respect camp officials, soldiers, and even the vendors in the mammy market. That's common courtesy.

However, the soldiers are not God - they still have to answer to someone.

Now, for the ladies, soldiers can not influence your PPA in any way. The camp commandant and RSM may be able to request some specific corpers to serve in the Barracks... But that rarely happens. If you're genuinely attracted to a soldier and you're Hot, then of course you can sleep with him. Don't expect any favours however.

Your platoon officers can influence your posting - as they're LGIs or ZIs etc. If serving at a particular LG is so important to you, then feel free to 'trade favours'. There's no guarantee it will work though. The camp officials will exploit you if you put yourself in such a position.

11.
OP means hard drugs. When I served, a woman in mammy sold pot, and no one cared as long as it was used there. That was the exception, not the rule. Don't try bringing it with you. It's not worth it if you're caught.

12.
When I served the entire grounds were fumigated before camp, so mosquitoes weren't an issue. YMMV though.


I hope this has been helpful. Apologies for any grammatical errors - I used my phone.
Thanks man..appreciate much!
NYSC / Re: Will You Serve In Same Place With Your Girlfriend? by ckhelvin: 4:54pm On Jul 17, 2014
Thank God u said girlfriend not my fiancée..y would I...I don't think so and moreover if we destined to be together no distance can ever separate the both of us buh if reverse is the case of me meeting my soulmate somewhere else and she likewise then I have no grudge on nature..

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Celebrities / Re: Mikel Obi On His Relationship With , Genevieve Nnaji by ckhelvin: 3:19pm On Jul 17, 2014
Make Vladimir Putin catch yhu first..den u go know Russians are not smiling!!..when nkechi nd bola dey here dey run outta age yhu leave ur country babes dey parol international chick..
NYSC / Re: 12 Things No One Tells You About Nysc Orientation Camp by ckhelvin: 10:11am On Jul 17, 2014
Pls OP when u talk about the restriction of drugs please try and be specific..coz no one is gona stop me from bringing in paracetamol coz I gat to be ready for the the unnecessary stress..yhu can actually say drugs like codeine without docs prescription ..
NYSC / Re: Are Laptops, Ipads Allowed At NYSC Camps? by ckhelvin: 9:56am On Jul 17, 2014
Tnks for creating such topic; I'm a prospective corper in search of answers to the question given above form our retrospective corp members.. Buh I believe and think bringing laptop is prohibited buh tablet is allowed buh safety is at it's users discretion ..sure provision like milk,milo and others is allowed buh yhu cannot bring an uncooked rice,beans and whatsoever that needs cooking cos u gona be served each day buh wud advice u bring a lot of money like 10k to enjoy ur stay ..#God bless..#TeamB'14
Phones / Re: Jailbreak Ios 7.1.2, Ios 7.1.1, Ios 7.1 by ckhelvin: 3:44pm On Jul 16, 2014
Y jailbreak ur iOS devices when the most anticipated ios8 is on the way which comprises of most tweaks available on the jailbreak devices..so try chill a little bit..
Politics / Re: Gunmen Abduct German In Adamawa by ckhelvin: 2:09pm On Jul 16, 2014
Playing with the German machines uhn...I laugh
Politics / Re: We’ve Arrested Boko Haram’s ‘chief Butcher’ – Police by ckhelvin: 8:55am On Jul 16, 2014
pknews: sori, the link 2 dis feature is here-- http://101201.wapka.mobi
Get a life dude!
Politics / Re: We’ve Arrested Boko Haram’s ‘chief Butcher’ – Police by ckhelvin: 8:52am On Jul 16, 2014
generaliy07: Can you bring him to the public square, tie him on all four, pronounce allahu akbar on him and then EVISCERATE the goat little by little, till he cries aloud so much that the 21 dumb.as*s 'Virgin' demons waiting for him in hell hears his cry and laugh hysterically as he approaches, cut him by pieces, to the tongue, and then when you're done, 'rinse' his 'martyred' carcass with holy acid.

Until then, I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS!!!
No one is asking yhu to believe this okay..u are entitled to your own absurd opinion..
Politics / Re: We’ve Arrested Boko Haram’s ‘chief Butcher’ – Police by ckhelvin: 8:46am On Jul 16, 2014
And some supporter of APC people wil cum here and utter trash about the presidency not doing anything about insurgency in Nigeria ...Buh seriously not only the NPF and army can fight these alone ;we individuals have a minute role to play in our society regarding been conscious of suspicious things within our environs...long live Nigeria!!!!

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Phones / Re: Microsoft Considering Bringing Cortana To Android And iOS Devices by ckhelvin: 2:23pm On Jul 15, 2014
slyfoxxjoe: Dear fellow nairalanders
Help you brother out by voting for my project (Afrique Merchants and Trade Services -AMTS ltd) in the on-going youth competition organised by UNESCO. The top ten voted entrants get invited to present their projects at the Entrepreneurship Summit in Berlin, Germany with the possibility of the winners securing funding and support for their project.

The link to vote for mine is at:

https://www.youth-competition.org/groups/entrepreneurship-competition-2013/contests/2/693

I promise it will take only a minute of your time smiley

Thanks and God bless
And enough zapping of my MB grin grin

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