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Eljosh: . . . I bring heat 2 u puto den make d roman reigns/. .
. . . Hit u up so bad 2 d xtend dah ur gon feel tony's pain/
. . U fink u cum harder dan a swollen dick/.
. . U hvn't cin nuffin yt wen i brk ur head wif a big stick/. . . Mentioning my name lyk a c0ck$ucker/. . Wen jus a bloody murfucker/. . .unravish ma anger on u ur gon bleed lyk u lost ur virginty/. . .
. . Bring a cure alongside RKO 2 end ur insanity/. . . .
. . Den leave u cleansed wif a kiss on ur forehead b4 overing u as a sacrifice to sista abigail 4 judgemnt. . .
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!!YAGA!!

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ckushy: Ayo, I'm a helish villain,
my peniss spits in bitches, infected with HIV
I pop penicillin pills while my head is shrinking
I'll be cured! Thats what my head keeps thinking. - - I'm sick!!
Never do the right thing aint phuckin philips
Some of you are phuckin gimmicks, tryna draw heart tension
You gone die of H.B pressure!
Gat no affection, you think this is an adventure? Dumb question?.
Now wtf's eljosh? Get off my dikk you phuckin troll
It's your mummy' poll
You dont know? She a hornny ho
she said your dad's dikk is crooked as Phuck, so get your head straight
Cos you a clone of a teddybear, you a dummy,bro.

fuckyouhard: give urself a knock!

MissGdope: oga don't start what u can't finish oo

kennygee: Just dark.

Renzo33: So u gat nothing doing?

starcelebrityso: Yes you are right he is looking like him same...

ELYMAXiimus: though, i don't think that's limerick,, i've seen another pix of him, i couldnt see his face but he was'nt that young!

coogar: it rhymes ever so well.
cutting = c^tting
mustard = b^stard.
^ is more a than o

this is how to know the kids whose parents spent billions of naira on their education & the ones who are just cast aside to wallow in penury.

as an infant;
ckushy = a pikin with cassava peels!
elymaxiimus & coogar = babies with silver spoon.

coogar: you are a bush boy, that's all i have to say.
cutting might not even have the /t/ sounding out. all you will hear is just /ca--ing/. stop using all your mouth to say cutting.

cutting
/ˈkʌtɪŋ/

cotton
/ˈkɒt(ə)n/

can you see the difference?

ELYMAXiimus: do your assignment yourself

ELYMAXiimus: its not pronounced as in "cotton"! Cutting sounds thus: /k^tn/, /k^t/-in,,,, that sound is pronounced like ure saying "or" and "ah" together!

fuckyouhard: i'm not scared of u. get kim to open the thread


i have my personal ish with kim kardashian. now run along and never look back, or connive with krone and battle me

coogar: it does.....
i am manchester raised, we don't use the whole mouth to pronounce "cutting" - it's more like /catting/ than /cotting/

fuckyouhard: i'm in the mood to kill. i won't reply ur silly rants until u c/o me

coogar: slant rhymes you fool!
ravish the bastard - cutting the mustard - fabrice muamba - garnished cucumber - patrice lumumba.

epic written. 5-way syllable scheme. unprecedented in the history of this section. mikuz has been trying to infuse this style into his written lately but he cannot cope.

i have raised the bar here - this is why mikuz died prematurely like an aborted baby!

coogar: mikuz is influential to who?
he's only a moderator. he's nothing! stop hyping nonsense. that he's a moderator doesn't make him better than teddybiyasi.

mikuz is a tyrant. he banned the phoenix guys. i had to use my connections to get all of them unbanned. if i am lying, bring mikuz here to say otherwise. he wasn't the one that unbanned the phoenix guys. he banned many of them till end of the year.

until i got here, he was using his mod powers to curry votes from regular posters. the fear of being banned got people on his side & even before he drops, there's a queue of cöcksuckers sticking their tongues out to lick his pênis tip.

all that rubbish is no more now - i have destroyed his credibility. the next time he bans posters without reason, he's getting removed as a moderator with a lengthy ban! the youth must grow. the phoenix crew must live!!!!




you don't even know the difference between you're & your that's all the evidence i need that you hail from a cassava background.

i dunno why you think halfwits have the rights to pen bars. if you cannot even write english correctly, what's your business here? you should be mixing cement with sand in uncompleted buildings.

coogar: just read your siggy now - you are a cross product of eminem & k.dot? thunder fire you. you are a cross product of timaya & a female gorilla overdosed on viagra.

your written - wackness!
"don't B-E-S-T me or V-E-X me". do you fools not read your verses before pressing the submit button. why does every lunatic in edo state want to rap by force? make una take time o. there are thousands of okadas & buses waiting for drivers. don't congest the rap circuit with una acute idiocy.