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coogar: i was just told now you are from edo state - just like mikuz. there must be something in the water there or all the men there have toxins in their testicles that make you kids foam in the mouth like a photosensitive epileptic patient.

it's either you are mikuz's brother or his dad. fückever one you are, you are a goat! pissed on like a pregnancy test is a bite? hehehehe - mikuz, you never told me you hail from a family tree of semi-illiterates. remind me to include that in our rematch!



an MC should be able to battle 15 times in a week. i could battle all y'all tonight. what's so difficult in writing 16 bars apiece for bastärds like y'all. it's just pretty easy - ask the herbs that visit sports section.....i battle everyday. if i add the elements of rapping to my comments down there, i must have had 20,000 battles as coogar.

mikuz asked for the battle -
i wasn't going to battle him & i didn't force him to take the battle. he needed 24 hrs to write, i needed 90 mins. he started acting like a twit, wanted me to go first. sidddogg had to be used to vouch for him. i went first & mikuz died.


no excuses - i decapitated your boss.

coogar: you must have me confused with your pathetic relatives. i write lines myself & destroy faggöt niggaz like you. this is why you have a name that rhymes with pùssy.

coogar: bite lines from who? if i did, how did mikuz lose then? when homoeròtic bastards like yourself have nothing to say, they resort to ebonics. i don't blame you though, i blame the fact that you are an inbred twit!



kim, it seems you are suffering from selective amnesia!



see this baby rapper.....
you are a product of a polyandrous family that was set-up from a levirate marriage. where did you spawn from? you dunno your class-mates again? you wanna draw swords with me? how do you want your death? messy or quietly? i have been dealing with vermins like you before mikuz beat his competition to the ovary.

coogar: bite lines from who? if i did, how did mikuz lose then? when homoeròtic bastards like yourself have nothing to say, they resort to ebonics. i don't blame you though, i blame the fact that you are an inbred twit!

coogar: fück off, you fat-fück!
when you were telling stories of how you got gangräped by malthus & mailmalc, it wasn't a gossip section then. open that fat lips of yours again & i will pee in your nostrils.....you obese mollusc!



eunuchs don't sire children. you were never born with a reproductive organ. sit your arsë down before you get sliced. this is not your village meeting in ebonyi state. i am the only champ in this zone.

Krizzkutz: Limerick wul be slayed for sure/ he aint a competitor compare to vets ihv maimed n flawed/ in this bout?? errybody knows L SHA DIE like anoda name of god/

the bittch spits nothing/ he cudnt stand barrack like mitt romney/

barrack showed us, he aint gat crazy bars/ with ease the nigga slayed him fast/ after whch jameel 'suspended him' like friends playing card/

lemme xpose him a little . . lime doesn't have any fly shittt/ n doesn't script most of his writing/ he begs for votes . . in his fight with barrack, he's like krizz iknw u r not a dv but go to rap genesis, u see my verse against barrack?? nigga pls like it/

ii utter facts/ . . that slaughter wacks/ my bars hot/
. . Ur chances of winning krizz are 2 slim like shady n carlos/

yo iam red hot/ limerick is not a vet, cos/ before he came along we were hungry . . But he invaded ffr started droppn wack frees and erryone was fed up/

if he talks glocks?? ahl cut his headwith a chainsaw n take his eyes off n cook dem n finally eat them while iam watching kitchen rules/

now let's talk about his looks/ n those ridiculous pictures he took/ ii could say nice things about u . . But ahl rather tell the truth/ in NL u'r the ugliest nigga balling like steve bruce/

after this u need to question ur father n mother/ ii don't think you are that ugly . . but then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?? ^_^

iiGat puns, mets, n ddope fillers/ heard you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla/

Krizzkutz: Limerick wul be slayed for sure/ he aint a competitor compare to vets ihv maimed n flawed/ in this bout?? errybody knows L SHA DIE like anoda name of god/

the bittch spits nothing/ he cudnt stand barrack like mitt romney/

barrack showed us, he aint gat crazy bars/ with ease the nigga slayed him fast/ after whch jameel 'suspended him' like friends playing card/

lemme xpose him a little . . lime doesn't have any fly shittt/ n doesn't script most of his writing/ he begs for votes . . in his fight with barrack, he's like krizz iknw u r not a dv but go to rap genesis, u see my verse against barrack?? nigga pls like it/

ii utter facts/ . . that slaughter wacks/ my bars hot/
. . Ur chances of winning krizz are 2 slim like shady n carlos/

yo iam red hot/ limerick is not a vet, cos/ before he came along we were hungry . . But he invaded ffr started droppn wack frees and erryone was fed up/

if he talks glocks?? ahl cut his headwith a chainsaw n take his eyes off n cook dem n finally eat them while iam watching kitchen rules/

now let's talk about his looks/ n those ridiculous pictures he took/ ii could say nice things about u . . But ahl rather tell the truth/ in NL u'r the ugliest nigga balling like steve bruce/

after this u need to question ur father n mother/ ii don't think you are that ugly . . but then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?? ^_^

iiGat puns, mets, n ddope fillers/ heard you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla/

coogar: and who are you to be telling us what you want to see? does this look like your village where you get things your way? you don't have to post here if the vibe of the gist isn't for you. go to sexualïty section & wänk off with the lewd stories out there.

coogar is here & all the dïck-riders are being put through a roasting session.

killsmith: why can't u simply ignore if u can't answer?....must u always be a child?

coogar: only when the overall verse carries a meaningful substance, then one can overlook the fact that the syllables don't have 100% perfect rhymes.

with mikuz, there's no single substance in his verses. they are as plain as fück. read it yourself and pick out one ingenuity in his lyricism.

it's an insult that mikuz & i are even on the same forum. his IQ is in single digit, with his guguru & epa verbiage. y'all should contribute funds to get him adult classes.

killsmith: Been a while....So many new names...where are the likes of khimwhyte, sleakid, maestro, increda etc?

coogar: the mustard = the bastard
well in his yard is not eden hazard unless you are a mouth-foaming simpleton. it's too forced to align no matter how you slant it

coogar: mikuz is a baboon!

how does well in his yard rhyme with eden hazard? his hazard pronounced hizard?? i don't blame mikuz though, he's rêtarded.

"if this nigga is seen where dopeheads are seated, we'll tell him to stand"

and this is a punchline?

if i analyse all mikuz's battle verses, he has never won a battle here. all his wins were votes from dïck-riders. he has never punched hard in his battles. he just talks bullshyte!

JigsawKillah: na ur toto dey scratch u sha, no be ur finga
pm me make i do things for u


SAW

JigsawKillah: for what?

SAW

JigsawKillah: u need help....just becos coogar likes ur name doesnt mean ur d0pe. Why do u think he calls u 'miyaki'? N just becos u got helped by a ghostwriter against a wack tiyazman doesnt mean he can do the trick against Elymax. U should warn urself, not start hyping ur self jus becos say na only u get toto for here. Mind u, mikuz got one too thats why he's named kim!


SAW

teddybiyasi: boy never quote me again till you man up 'n' when I say man up i meant your dick should be overwhelm with gray hair

cause you can't expect me to be jailed for apostle Paul's crime in the book of acts13 vs 8-11

fuckyouhard: tell it to those who didn't witness how u were r.aped
[size=30pt]liar!!![/size]
any explanation to what happened to ur hymen

Iampartyboi: nice one

ShadySlim: shii!!!

Ibime rhyming-- I school the rhymes

Mikuz firing--- I school the kids, now I'm the one they shoot for.


Praising em and dissing em??
Bad dude

Dreal1247: .
Yes. Very very sure.