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Education / Re: #JusticeForSylvester: Ijaw Youth Council Protests In Front of Dowen College by Clash01: 10:35am On Jan 07, 2022
seborrhic:

Then I pray the Nigerian police arrest and charge you for killing someone you didn't kill and that you get sentenced to death for it.When you are about to die by hanging,remember this post of mine when that time comes.

Werey. I'm fortunate to be among those Nigerians that wouldn't spend 10mins in police custody even if we're guilty!.
Education / Re: #JusticeForSylvester: Ijaw Youth Council Protests In Front of Dowen College by Clash01: 11:04pm On Jan 06, 2022
seborrhic:
I said it.
Let the autopsy be done in the US,UK,Germany and China by all of their country's best pathologists,some people would still not accept the outcome.
The pathological report done here makes a lot of sense as to the likely cause of death.
But murder and poisoning sounds more interesting for some people because they want blood.
Imagine a church going,Bible reading,God fearing mother praying that the assumed killers of his child die!Where in the bible and in Jesus teaching,the basis of the Christian religion did Jesus Christ,thus God,seek the death of a fellow human being,even if that person killed first?
Yet tomorrow she will carry a big bible and go to church when there is no forgiveness in her heart.
Finally, emotions and sentiments are not facts and until another autopsy comes out with a different report,the accusation of murder cannot be established for now.
If one autopsy had been done in Lagos and maybe another in the North and not in Warri and came out with this same report,all sorts of conspiracies would have cropped up and all hell let loose.

I pray they kill your child. Let's see how much you'll pay the killers!
Politics / Re: Buhari: I won't mention the name of my Preferred Successor, he may Be Eliminated by Clash01: 6:35am On Jan 06, 2022
mightyhaze:
We really don't care about your fantasies for now sir .Fix the country first.. Nigerians are more interested in the litany of unfulfilled promises you gave them .. Dollar is almost 600 naiira.

Abeg leave dollar out of this. We like it like that.
Health / Re: How Generator Fumes Killed An Only Son by Clash01: 8:32pm On Dec 15, 2021
Righteousness2:
Terrible!Condolences to His Family.

Listen! There is a day on the calendar for each of us.
The Day of our appointment with GOD ALMIGHTY.
Some are 20 mins away
Some are 60secs away
Some are 24 hrs away
Some are Month or years away.
It is appointed unto man to Die, and after that, the Judgement.
Are u ready to meet your Creator?
If you Depart this Earth without JESUS Christ, you have wasted your life,
Do the Needful now! The next Moment is not Guaranteed.

Oga shut the fork up !

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Science/Technology / Re: Hundreds Of Birds Found Dead After Falling From The Sky Like Rain (Pictures) by Clash01: 2:59pm On Dec 05, 2021
[quote author=Righteousness2 post=108210236][i]Mysteries upon mysteries in Mysterious times and in a Mysterious world..

Anymoment from now, the Greatest Mystery of all times will rattle and shake the earth it to its Foundation.

It is gonna be like every normal day,
Many will be in their offices, schools and businesses,
Some may be traveling on air and on land.
Some will be in bed with their Spouses or frolicking with their Sin Partners,
Some will be on Nairaland arguing and insulting themselves.

Suddenly, Unexpectedly and Unannounced,
The TRUMPET will Blast and the Ears of all whovare Saved and Washed in Blood of JESUS Christ will hear it and will Mysteriously vanish from this Sinking World.

Phone networks will be jammed,
Police stations and the streets will filled with people lamenting and reporting about Loved ones who suddenly Disappeared.

There will be Worldwide commotion and Confusion as Everyone left behind will be in a state of complete Comatose and Quagmire.

Righteousness, by the Grace of GOD will definitely not be available to explain anything to anyone as He has Mysteriously vanished to Meet JESUS in the air.

Get Ready Folks! This is not a story or a threat! It is a Guarantee! JESUS is Coming!





Christians will go to christian heaven While Muslims will go to Muslim heaven. Everyone will go to his or heaven. And the so called sinners will go to Sinners heaven. And we'll live happily forever!
Crime / Re: Court Jails 7 For Cybercrime In Enugu by Clash01: 7:52pm On Dec 03, 2021
SmartPolician:


Mvgv, Who told you I wanted to spell politician? undecided

Dumb ass!
Crime / Re: Court Jails 7 For Cybercrime In Enugu by Clash01: 7:43pm On Dec 03, 2021
SmartPolician:
Nigeria needs a more stringent cybercrime law. Cybercriminals should get like 10 years and above. That's when the world knows this government is taking the fight seriously.

Are they the reason you don't know how to spell politician??
Politics / Re: Saraki’s 2023 Presidential election Posters Flood Ibadan(photo) by Clash01: 12:48pm On Nov 30, 2021
eherbal:
na the breez no make you get sense bro. You must get sense by force grin
No comment!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Uninvited Lady Shows Up For Dana Airline Interview And Gets Job. See Pictures by Clash01: 12:43pm On Nov 30, 2021
I was scammed by this clothes dealer please you guys should keep calling her to help me Insult her. 08102535347

Politics / Re: Saraki’s 2023 Presidential election Posters Flood Ibadan(photo) by Clash01: 12:42pm On Nov 30, 2021
I was scammed by this clothes dealer please you guys should keep calling her to help me Insult her. 08102535347

Romance / Re: Why Are Women In A Rush To Get Married? by Clash01: 10:56pm On Nov 21, 2021
Moreign001:
Hello Guys, Good Morning and a Happy Sunday to you all.

I don't know how concise i can be, but I will try.

I just graduated last 3 months, with my girlfriend who's now my ex, and she's 26yrs of age while I'm 28yr.

We started dating from our 200level till yesterday, (that's approximately 4yrs and counting...).
We were ideal together, we were well known in school, to an extent where her friends and mine kept asking how? And wishing theirs was like ours..

She promised never to leave, and she please everyday that I should never hurt her. At times we jokingly talked about our future kids which is now a never happening fable.

So after we graduated, she travelled to stay with her aunt, we do check on each other everyday.

Last month.. She called, and said her friend needs an advice, that she and her date just graduated, and that another man is asking her out, and she's thinking of dumping her guy since he's not ready, and that the newly known man is ready to pay for her marriage rites.
Immediately I knew she was the one in the story, because I already had several dreams were she left me. I pretended, I told her to tell her friend to "Follow Her Heart".

Last night she called, and said there's something she wants to tell me, I responded, "Is it what I already know?", she asked what? I told her she's getting married soon, and she said yes! I was speechless. I asked her for how long has this been going on, she said it started when she came to stay with her Aunt. We spoke, and I congratulated her, she started crying, I ended the call, sent her a good luck text.

This morning, she called and said she couldn't sleep last night. I asked her why she did it, why she decided to get married, she said she doesn't know. I asked if she likes the guy, she said yes. She couldn't stop crying and was saying I shouldn't leave her, while she's the one leaving me. I was totally down, but I have crazy friends. I WhatsApp a friend, told him what just happened, his words boosted me up. He said, " Support her, we move, no be God leave you". That was enough, but it's hard, really hard to move on without her, and she said the same thing and kept pleading I shouldn't leave her.
Now I'm asking, if I was the one who had left, what would have been the story? That I used her and dumped her, because this has always been used against the guys.
Why are women in a rush to marry? They don't even add value to themselves, I'm now 80% in agreement that marriage is one of the greatest achievement for a woman, maybe in Nigeria.

This reminds me of my ex. We dated from 2017 while in school, I finished HND in 2018 while she completed her OND thesame year. We lived together in my final year, we were really in love even after our graduation we kept in touch but last year she called me and reminded me of how broke I was and how she knew waiting for me would be a waste of time. She broke up Early September 2020, I was down for a while but I decided to focus on myself and October that same year I reconnected with my secondary school sweetheart and from there Doors of opportunities opened for me. We got married Asap and my child is just 3weeks old, I was able to get a car 2days after my wife was put to bed.

Right now my ex and that guy that was ready are no longer together. She calls me almost everyday on video calls to show me breast and puzzy.

Find money my brother. Women no too normal.

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Politics / Re: List Of Casualties Of Lekki Tollgate Shooting - Judicial Panel by Clash01: 2:52am On Nov 16, 2021
plaindealer:




Kolode? Over what,?

Is it a crime or life and death to express opinion on NL?

Do you people think God answer evil wishes and evil payers from evil wishing people?

Did you think I prayed to God??

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Politics / Re: List Of Casualties Of Lekki Tollgate Shooting - Judicial Panel by Clash01: 2:41am On Nov 16, 2021
Nonpartisan1:
Published names that came to their minds.

i can see names like "Jide" "Joe" "deceased" no surname, no address.

Abeg make we hear word. angry

May your children be killed and nobody will believe they died.

May your brother be murdered and no body will go to jail for it.

May your sister be raped and may the rapist bribe his way out of it.

May You live long to witness the reoccurrence in case you decide to have another child.

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Romance / Re: Bought A Ring & Wanted To Propose To My Girl Inside Church Today, But I Faild by Clash01: 1:11am On Nov 15, 2021
Notyourtype:
she won't, she has been waiting for this all day.

Na wetin Brother Ebenezer talk and Sister Agnes still waka leave am.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 650k Salary Hybrid Work For A Start-up Or 350k Salary From Two Remote Jobs. by Clash01: 2:28pm On Nov 14, 2021
Opexzy:
Hello Nairalanders..

I am a bit confused right now. I have two remote jobs currently, they both pay me 200k and 150k salary respectively. These two companies have been existing for over 3 years so they have built up structure that one could trust a little over time...

I recently applied for another full-time job, it's a startup that is just moving from ideation phase to implementation. And they are offering me 650k salary a month even though I told them my salary expectation is 500k a month. I will be working 2 days onsite, 3 days remotely.

I am enticed by this new salary and at the same time, my current jobs have built structure that I can trust.

Not to even mention that I occupy a very important position in these two companies: though not a big deal.

Please i am just confused... Just finanlized everything with the company’s management team.. I am meant to resume next two weeks.

You really need to think this through. You need to consult from ifa.
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Gifts Iyabo Ojo ₦500,000 (Photo) by Clash01: 8:13pm On Oct 29, 2021
Iyaebe:
How much has she spent or given to Christ? anything for attention while neglecting their saviour. Anyways Jesus is around the corner sha.#radicalforjesus#


Wetin Christ wan use money for??
Romance / Re: How Many Women will dare to get married If This Is Applicable Today? by Clash01: 10:51pm On Oct 08, 2021
Smartb0y:
who be this one ffs

Dey use your brain. No dey type nonsense because you wan join commenters!

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Romance / Re: How Many Women will dare to get married If This Is Applicable Today? by Clash01: 10:24pm On Oct 08, 2021
Smartb0y:

smh,what is stopping them now

You think you sound smart??

Are they fucking themselves??

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Travel / Re: My Experience Traveling By Air For The First Time (update) by Clash01: 8:30pm On Oct 04, 2021
saphiere:
Get out

Okay!

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Travel / Re: My Experience Traveling By Air For The First Time (update) by Clash01: 8:13pm On Oct 04, 2021
saphiere:
Guys to be honest I have never entered plane before. I need someone to make this dream of mine come true for me.

Thanks

As I see the comment I know say na Nigerian girl post am. Always waiting for someone to do everything for them!

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Crime / Re: Edo Police Parade Three Suspected Cultists Arrested For Assaulting A Lady by Clash01: 9:39pm On Oct 01, 2021
Impregnable101:
Useless urchins! Still looking for the idiot that stole my phone 3weeks. He think say i nor mark him face. If i nor stab him throat with dagger then i nor be warri boy embarassed embarassed embarassed

Where you drop warri boy when he dey collect ur Phone?? Werey!

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Family / Re: I Told My Wife Not To Kiss My 6-Month-Old Son On The Mouth: Am I Wrong? by Clash01: 4:10pm On Sep 29, 2021
bobontop:
My wife is fond of kissing my 6months boy in the mouth. I personally don't like this and I have told her to stop it but she refused.

This issue in causing a serious argument in my home and I want to take a serious action since she has refused to stop it.

Please I need advice from experienced parents.

I was abused sexual as a child by a cousin staying with us and there are cases of incest around me. I don't want any of this to happen to my son.

The teenage girl staying with us always see[b][/b]s my wife kissing my son in the mouth and I am afraid she my copy it and start doing it.

Please am I wrong? Am I over reacting? Is it a normal practice? Please advise me.

I wonder who marry this kain FOOL

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